Relax in Style at the Bitchin' Beach House!
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- Pets considered:No
- Wheel chair accessible:No
Lantern Village cottage description
Here at the Bitchin' Beach House and Bitchin' Digs we believe that you deserve the best...the best service and the best vacation rental, we are here help.
The Bitchin' Beach house is a very colorful, vibrant beach bungalow! It took a lot of work and heart to create this amazing environment. If you are looking for a unique experience, where your vacation home is not just a bed for the night, you have come to the right place! This house is truly a vacation in itself. Decorated and owned by a professional Interior Designer/Decorator, this Caribbean-Inspired Getaway is unlike any other home. Filled with one-of-a-kind stained glass (including beautifully carved stained glass bedroom doors, dual masters - one we call the "Captain's Room" featuring a queen bed, hanging chair hammock and a clawfoot bathtub perched on a pedestal and the other "The Bamboo Room" has furniture taken straight from a villa in Mexico including a rocking chair and double bed handmade from bamboo.
Our 800 sq ft wraparound cobblestone porch overlooks our beautiful peaceful street and expands our bungalow into an outdoor environment, with its dining table for 12 made from 200 yr old barn wood. Close our outdoor curtains for even more privacy as you lounge on the hanging bed and take in the scent of the fresh flowers along the perimeter of the veranda. Ahhh...
The Bitchin' Beach House is the first of many real estate and hospitality endeavors created, owned and managed by Bitchin' Digs.
Keywords: Bungalow, Bungalo, Beach house, Cottage, Getaway, Escape, House, Home,
- Vacation Rental
- Pets Not Allowed
- Non Smoking Only
Bedrooms: 2 Bedrooms, Sleeps 6, Beds for 6
Bathrooms: 1 Bathroom, 1 Half Bathroom
Kitchen & Dining
- Cooking Utensils
- Ice Maker
- Dual Masters, Claw foot bathtub in the Captain's Room, Stained Glass Doors, Designer furnished, 52' HDTV, Giant Outdoor Living Space, Hanging Bed Under the Porch Overhang, Hanging Outdoor Chair, Outdoor Hammock, Indoor rocking chair, Hammock in Master Suite, Outdoor 200 year old barn wood dining table seats 12, Outdoor lounge....moreless
- Video Library
- DVD Player
- Free Long Distance:
- Wireless Internet
- Deck / Patio:
- Lanai / Gazebo
- Outdoor Grill
- Water Skiing
- Mountain Biking
- Massage Therapist
- Medical Services
- Equestrian Events
- Jet Skiing
- Ice Skating
- Rock Climbing
- Hot Air Ballooning
- Basketball Court
- Health/Beauty Spa
- Miniature Golf
- Theme Parks
- Live Theater
- Horseback Riding
- Fitness Center
- Scenic Drives
- Wildlife Viewing
- Sight Seeing
- Whale Watching
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Great place for hanging out with friends!
Great place for hanging out with friends!
Stylish surroundings and a great location. The large table on the patio was such a nice place to hang out and catch up with old friends.
- Guest Becky (Lancaster, CA)
- Date of stay 09/01/11
- Review Submitted 09/24/11
Recommended for: Sightseeing, girls getaway, adventure seekers, age 55+, families with teenagers.
Great Beach House!
Great Beach House!
Thank you so much for sharing your home with us! I could not stop oo-ing and ah-ing at the awesome decor! The home was bright and airy during the day; cozy and romantic at night! It was All California! My only regret was the kitchen - we were planning a lot of meals at home and there just weren't many utensils and/or cooking gadgets. Of course, one would ask - its vacation! why cook anyway?!?!? The outdoor living space was my favorite part of the house!!! The owner should be so proud of her home! Location of the house is perfect - Mussel Cove only minutes away - BEST BEACH! Downtown Dana Point & Marina/Beach within walking distance!
- Guest hch&jrhcavaca (Chicago)
- Date of stay 08/04/11
- Review Submitted 08/11/11
Recommended for: Sightseeing, girls getaway, romantic getaway.
Fun & Funky
Fun & Funky
Thank you Tessa & Alyssa for allowing Rich and myself with our two Old English sheepdogs, Watson & Sherlock to stay at your "Bitchin Beach Bungalow". We had a relaxing ten days and will not forget our experience. You have truly designed a unique and fun little place that has all the comforts of home with a little added glitz thrown in.. i.e. twinkling lights strung from everywhere, artsy pieces of decor everywhere you look and even a comfy bed and dining place on the front patio :) Oh and my husband's favorite part, the wide screen t.v. We look forward to staying with you again the next time our estate is rented out!
- Guest Cheryl G. (San Juan Capistrano, CA)
- Date of stay 04/15/11
- Review Submitted 05/17/11
Recommended for: Sightseeing, girls getaway, pet owners, adventure seekers, romantic getaway, age 55+, families with teenagers.
This house is simply put... amazing!!!! It is so different from all the houses on the block. Its colorful and young. Its close to everything and is an amazing use of space. Its so different and amazing!
- Guest Lizzy (Los Angeles)
- Date of stay 04/08/11
- Review Submitted 04/12/11
Recommended for: Sightseeing, tourists without a car, girls getaway, families with young children, adventure seekers, romantic getaway, age 55+, families with teenagers.
Wow so cool
Wow so cool
We had a magical time at the BBH. The BBH is an intimate, personal, real world antidote to the motel/hotel scene. The photos posted by the owner are absolutely accurate - every detail has obviously been handcrafted with care. Owner is accessible and helpful. We felt like locals not tourists.
- Guest UJ (Pacific Northwest)
- Date of stay 03/21/11
- Review Submitted 04/06/11
Recommended for: Girls getaway, adventure seekers, romantic getaway.
This is such a beautiful and peaceful home. Had a wonderful day here. I'm looking forward to going back again, and staying longer!
- Guest Debe (Sedona AZ)
- Date of stay 02/13/11
- Review Submitted 02/14/11
Recommended for: Sightseeing, girls getaway, romantic getaway, age 55+.
Oct 01-Apr 30 .......................$175nt (2 nt min) $1150/wk Spring: May 01-Jun 01 ..............$199/nt (2 nt min) $1300/wk Summer: Jun 01-Oct 01 .............$239/nt (2 nt min) $1600/wk Holidays: Christmas, New Year,Thanksgiving,Easter etc.. $269/nt(2 nt min)$1750/wk $500 Security Deposit $150 Cleaning Fee $35 extra per person, per night, if it exceeds 4 people.
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Year Purchased: 2010
Why the Owner Chose Lantern Village:
It has almost "seven miles of coastal bluffs and rolling hills along the Pacific Ocean with its charming beaches and wild surfs. Most noteworthy of these bluffs is a unique promontory known as the “Headlands”, which overlooks Dana Point Harbor, one of the most significant manmade alterations of the Orange County coastline." (Quote taken from the City of Dana Point). For me personally, it was the fact that it has everything... it is within a mile of the greatest beaches in California, walking distance to the store and cute shops, it's a ten minute drive to Newport, Laguna and San Clemente. There are plenty of things to do no matter what your taste or mood. Great happy-hours, sunsets and relaxing days on the beach are endless. Who wouldn't want the quintessential Southern California Beach living experience?
The Unique Benefits at this Cottage:
No other rental will feel as unique as this home. There is not one cookie-cutter aspect of this bungalow. It is truly individual.
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The Bamboo Room
The Colorful Living Room
The inviting porch
The Captain's Room
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This listing was first published here in 2010.
Date last modified - Tuesday, December 03, 2013
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