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Relax in Style at the Bitchin' Beach House!

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Last updated: 08/19/2014
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  • Minimum stay:2 nights
  • Internet:Yes
  • Pets considered:No
  • Wheel chair accessible:No

Lantern Village cottage description

Here at the Bitchin' Beach House and Bitchin' Digs we believe that you deserve the best...the best service and the best vacation rental, we are here help.

The Bitchin' Beach house is a very colorful, vibrant beach bungalow! It took a lot of work and heart to create this amazing environment. If you are looking for a unique experience, where your vacation home is not just a bed for the night, you have come to the right place! This house is truly a vacation in itself. Decorated and owned by a professional Interior Designer/Decorator, this Caribbean-Inspired Getaway is unlike any other home. Filled with one-of-a-kind stained glass (including beautifully carved stained glass bedroom doors, dual masters - one we call the 'Captain's Room' featuring a queen bed, hanging chair hammock and a clawfoot bathtub perched on a pedestal and the other 'The Bamboo Room' has furniture taken straight from a villa in Mexico including a rocking chair and double bed handmade from bamboo.

Our 800 sq ft wraparound cobblestone porch overlooks our beautiful peaceful street and expands our bungalow into an outdoor environment, with its dining table for 12 made from 200 yr old barn wood. Close our outdoor curtains for even more privacy as you lounge on the hanging bed and take in the scent of the fresh flowers along the perimeter of the veranda. Ahhh...

The Bitchin' Beach House is the first of many real estate and hospitality endeavors created, owned and managed by Bitchin' Digs.

Keywords: Bungalow, Bungalo, Beach house, Cottage, Getaway, Escape, House, Home,

Property Type

      • Cottage

      Accommodation Type

          • Vacation Rental


              • Guests Provide Their Own Meals


              • Limited Accessibility:

                A few front steps to enter property....moreless

              • Pets Not Allowed
              • Non Smoking Only

              Bedrooms: 2 Bedrooms, Sleeps 6, Beds for 6

              • Bedroom 1


              • Bedroom 2


              • Sleeping Porch


              • Queen size Beds (1), Double Beds (2) We have a 2nd double bed as a hanging outdoor lounge bed on the covered porch, curtains can be closed for privacy....moreless

              Bathrooms: 1 Bathroom, 1 Half Bathroom

              Kitchen & Dining

              • Dining Area Seats:


              • Stove
              • Oven
              • Dishes & Utensils
              • Coffee Maker
              • Toaster
              • Kitchen
              • Ice Maker
              • Refrigerator
              • Microwave
              • Cooking Utensils


              • Wood Fireplace:

                Firepit outside...moreless

              • Linens Provided
              • Heating
              • Towels Provided
              • Washing Machine
              • Living Room
              • Iron & Board

              Other Amenities

                  • Dual Masters, Claw foot bathtub in the Captain's Room, Stained Glass Doors, Designer furnished, 52' HDTV, Giant Outdoor Living Space, Hanging Bed Under the Porch Overhang, Hanging Outdoor Chair, Outdoor Hammock, Indoor rocking chair, Hammock in Master Suite, Outdoor 200 year old barn wood dining table seats 12, Outdoor lounge....moreless


                  • Video Library
                  • Stereo
                  • VCR


                  • Free Long Distance:

                    Free local & long distance in continental US only. No out of country, Alaska or Hawaii calls....moreless

                  • Wireless Internet
                  • Telephone
                  • Internet

                  Outdoor Features

                  • Deck / Patio:

                    800sq ft wrap around patio with hanging lounge bed,hanging chair, hammock & outdoor dining and living space....moreless

                  • Lanai / Gazebo
                  • Outdoor Grill


                  • Cinemas
                  • Laundromat
                  • ATM/Bank
                  • Swimming
                  • Tennis
                  • Sailing
                  • Cycling
                  • Fishing
                  • Equestrian Events
                  • Golf
                  • Hospital
                  • Wind-Surfing
                  • Mountain Biking
                  • Surfing
                  • Hiking
                  • Ice Skating
                  • Jet Skiing
                  • Basketball Court
                  • Rafting
                  • Hot Air Ballooning
                  • Kayaking
                  • Water Skiing
                  • Racquetball
                  • Groceries
                  • Medical Services
                  • Museums
                  • Theme Parks
                  • Live Theater
                  • Zoo
                  • Health/Beauty Spa
                  • Restaurants
                  • Walking
                  • Antiquing
                  • Horseback Riding
                  • Fitness Center
                  • Sight Seeing
                  • Whale Watching
                  • Scenic Drives
                  • Miniature Golf
                  • Horseshoes
                  • Shelling
                  • Shopping
                  • Wildlife Viewing
                  • Boating
                  • Massage Therapist
                  • Sledding
                  • Rock Climbing


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                  from 7 traveler reviews
                  Rental basis: Per property
                  Dates Nightly Weekend Night Weekly Monthly * Event
                  Jun 25 - Sep 30, 2014
                  2 night min stay
                  Oct 1 - Apr 30, 2015
                  2 night min stay
                  May 1 - Jun 1, 2015
                  2 night min stay
                  My Standard Rate
                  2 night min stay

                  Additional information about rental rates


                  • Tax Rate 10%


                  Holidays: Christmas, New Year,Thanksgiving,Easter etc.. $269/nt(2 nt min)$1750/wk

                  $500 Security Deposit

                  $150 Cleaning Fee

                  $35 extra per person, per night, if it exceeds 4 people.

                  Note: Until confirmed, rates are subject to change without notice.

                  CITY OF DANA POINT ORDINANCE TRANSIENT OCCUPANCY TAX: Each transient renter staying 30 days or less is subject to pay a Transient Occupancy Tax of 10% of the rent payment. The ordinance requires property owners to collect the 10% and send the tax payment to the City at the end of each quarter. Permit No. STR14-0231.

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                  Last updated: 08/19/2014
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                  Dana Point Harbor, Salt Creek Beach Park, Doheny State Beach, Ocean Institute, Public Trail System and Nature Interpretive Center


                  Owner info

                  Year Purchased: 2010

                  Why the Owner Chose Lantern Village:
                  It has almost 'seven miles of coastal bluffs and rolling hills along the Pacific Ocean with its charming beaches and wild surfs. Most noteworthy of these bluffs is a unique promontory known as the “Headlands”, which overlooks Dana Point Harbor, one of the most significant manmade alterations of the Orange County coastline.' (Quote taken from the City of Dana Point). For me personally, it was the fact that it has everything... it is within a mile of the greatest beaches in California, walking distance to the store and cute shops, it's a ten minute drive to Newport, Laguna and San Clemente. There are plenty of things to do no matter what your taste or mood. Great happy-hours, sunsets and relaxing days on the beach are endless. Who wouldn't want the quintessential Southern California Beach living experience?

                  The Unique Benefits at this Cottage:
                  No other rental will feel as unique as this home. There is not one cookie-cutter aspect of this bungalow. It is truly individual.

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                  Speaks: english



                  • The Bamboo Room

                    The Bamboo Room

                  • The Colorful Living Room

                    The Colorful Living Room

                  • The inviting porch

                    The inviting porch

                  • The Captain's Room

                    The Captain's Room

                  VRBO #331649

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                  This listing was first published here in 2010.

                  Date last modified - Wednesday, July 16, 2014

                  $200 - $300 per night (USD)

                  2 Bedroom / 1.5 Bathroom
                  Sleeps 6

                  View calendar: Updated 08/19/14
                  Minimum stay: 2 nights
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