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Bikini Bottom, 2 Bedroom, Sleeps 6, Crescent Beach, Walk to the beach, WiFi

Bedrooms 2
Property type house
Minimum Stay 1 - 21 nights


About the property

2 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, Sleeps 6

Experience Crescent Beach the way the natives do at Bikini Bottom, our cozy cottage just 3 blocks from the beach. With garage parking, yards for enjoying the great outdoors, and all the comforts of home, it's destined to become your favorite vacation retreat!

As you might guess from its whimsical name, our shell-pink house is designed for comfort and laid-back beach ease. We just know you're going to love it here! The living and dining area is open and pleasant, with a big front window, breezy ceiling fan, and warm lamplight. After a long day at the beach, it's bliss to sink into our ultra-comfy couches (one of which converts to a bed for 2!) and see what's on TV or put your favorite flick on the VCR while the kids arrange all the day's treasures -- shells, sharks' teeth -- along the coffee table.

The dining area is just beyond the living room, with a handsome wood table and chairs plus a breakfast bar with padded stools. Remove the leaf from the table to create the perfect card-playing area, or leave it in so there's room for some of your gang to set up the laptop (you have free wireless Internet at Bikini Bottom) and check Facebook while others spread out brochures of all the sights you're planning to visit in St. Augustine.

Of course, you could actually dine at the dining table -- but it's too tempting to take your meals outside and enjoy the fresh sea breeze and balmy air while sipping that first cup of coffee or enjoying the catch of the day from the local seafood place.

Our kitchen is open to the main living area, so the cook stays in the action instead of being isolated in a separate room. Fitted with spotless appliances and attractive cabinetry, it's both convenient and very well-equipped. Make a grocery run on your way into town and you'll be fixed up for your whole stay, because we've got everything you need to prepare and serve a feast -- cookware, utensils, dishes, and flatware, not to mention all the time-savers that get you out of the kitchen and back on the beach a little faster: a microwave, blender, coffeemaker, and dishwasher. The livin' is easy at Bikini Bottom!

All of this togetherness is great during the waking hours, but when it's time to sleep, everyone wants quiet and privacy -- which is another reason you'll like Bikini Bottom. Our 2 bedrooms are designed to induce calm, restful thoughts, and you'll find yourself lingering in bed in the morning, enjoying the stillness. We also provide all of the linens, blankets, pillows, and towel sets you need for the house, plus a washer and dryer to keep them all -- and all your beach towels and vacation duds! -- fresh. Pack light and come as you are!

The master bedroom contains an ultra-luxurious queen-sized bed with his-and-her lamps on the nightstands, just in case one of you wants to sleep while the other simply must finish that Ruth Rendell mystery. The furniture is white wicker, the décor is soothing, and the quiet is pure heaven! An en-suite bathroom completes your haven, encouraging long lazy mornings.

The second bedroom offers 2 twin beds, a nice view of the tropical greenery outside, and easy access to our second full bathroom. This room is perfect for a second couple or for kids, with a light and calming décor that helps everyone settle down and sleep well.

Remember, if you need to sleep 1 or 2 more people, there is a convertible sofa in the living room. Room for everyone here!

While you're at Bikini Bottom, consider all the beach equipment yours to enjoy. We've got umbrellas, mats, and sand toys aplenty -- everything you need for a perfect day at Crescent Beach.

If you want a beach vacation in a low-key family setting, come to Bikini Bottom. You're just minutes from historic downtown St. Augustine and 3 streets away from one of the best beaches in Florida. Once you've stayed here, we predict you'll be back every year.

More Details

Property Manager
Member since: 1996
Premier Partner

This VRBO partner has demonstrated and is committed to fast response times, the best rates, and a great guest experience.

Speaks: english
Response time:
Within an hour
Response rate:
Calendar last updated:
April 23, 2018

About VTrips

Hi! My name is Steve Milo and I started Vacation Rental Pros in 2006. Our family stays in vacation rental homes whenever we travel, both domestically and abroad! I own several vacation homes and listen carefully to all our guests' feedback. Our greatest compliment is when folks refer Vacation Rental Pros to their friends and relatives. We now manage over 1,800 properties in Florida, Tennessee and South Carolina. We have homes in Ft. Myers Beach, Orlando, St. Augustine Beach, Daytona Beach, Palm Coast, Ponte Vedra Beach, Hilton Head and Gatlinburg. We booked over 15,000 rentals and received over 5,000 guest reviews in 2016. Please call if you need help booking your dream vacation!


St Augustine House Accommodation and Amenities

Property Type:
  • house
  • Guests provide their own meals
House Rules:
  • Check-in: 4:00 PM
  • /
  • Check-out: 10:00 AM
  • Max. occupancy: 6
  • Min. age of primary renter: 25
  • Children welcome
  • Parties/events not allowed
  • Pets not allowed
  • Non smoking only
  • Adventure
  • Away From It All
  • Budget
  • Family
  • Historic
  • Romantic
  • Spa
  • Sports & Activities
  • Tourist Attractions
  • Air Conditioning
  • Heating
  • Internet
  • Linens Provided
  • Living Room
  • Parking
  • Towels Provided
  • Coffee Maker
  • Dishes & Utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Kitchen
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Stove
  • Toaster
  • Dining Area
  • 2 Bathrooms
  • 2 Bedrooms, Sleeps 6
  • Bedroom # 1 (1 Queen), Bedroom # 2 (2 Twins), Extra Bedding (1 Sofa Sleeper)
  • Satellite / Cable
  • Television
  • Golf
  • Tennis
  • Long-term Renters Welcome
  • churches
  • cinemas
  • health/beauty spa
  • library
  • live theater
  • marina
  • museums
  • playground
  • recreation center
  • restaurants
  • synagogues
  • water parks
  • winery tours
Leisure Activities:
  • antiquing
  • beachcombing
  • bird watching
  • boating
  • eco tourism
  • horseback riding
  • horseshoes
  • miniature golf
  • outlet shopping
  • paddle boating
  • scenic drives
  • shelling
  • shopping
  • shuffleboard
  • sight seeing
  • walking
  • wildlife viewing
Local Services & Businesses:
  • ATM/bank
  • fitness center
  • groceries
  • hospital
  • laundromat
  • massage therapist
  • medical services
Sports & Adventure Activities:
  • basketball court
  • cycling
  • deepsea fishing
  • equestrian events
  • fishing
  • fly fishing
  • freshwater fishing
  • golf
  • hiking
  • hot air ballooning
  • hunting
  • jet skiing
  • kayaking
  • parasailing
  • pier fishing
  • roller blading
  • sailing
  • scuba diving or snorkeling
  • snorkeling
  • snorkeling/diving
  • surf fishing
  • surfing
  • swimming
  • tennis
  • water skiing
  • water tubing
  • wind-surfing


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Bikini Bottom, 2 Bedroom, Sleeps 6, Crescent Beach, Walk to the beach, WiFi
average rating of 4.875 based on 16 reviews

Very Clean!

  • 5 of 5

Great home, super clean, kitchen had plenty of cookware. I would definitely stay again!

  • Submitted: Mar 8, 2018
  • Stayed: February 2018
  • Source: VRBO, from HomeAway
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We had a great stay and enjoy the house very much.

  • 5 of 5

Very clean and had everything we needed

  • Submitted: Mar 18, 2017
  • Stayed: March 2016
  • Source: VRBO, from HomeAway
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it was ok.

  • 3 of 5

blind in the master bedroom you could see through it from the outside looking could also see the other houses from the inside of the bedroom. no privacy. bathroom in the master bedroom drain needs tightness down more secure.door where the trashcan sit under the sink needs attention. allso blind by the patio doors need updated. on the outside of the house there needs to be more trees there is no privacy I would not have stayed here because of privacy alone if I'd known but computer pictures are deceaving. our stay was cut short due to Hurricane matthew evacuation. but it was a clean little house cozy but needs privacy.

  • Submitted: Oct 10, 2016
  • Stayed: September 2016
  • Source: VRBO, from HomeAway
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United States, KY, Ashland

As expected!

  • 5 of 5

Upon our arrival at Bikini bottom the entrance was exactly the same as the photos listed. It was a pleasant walk to the beach (3 streets) We rented a beach buggy from a beach supply rental co. nearby to carry all of our chairs etc. Well maintained home and the staff at vacation rental pros always answered my questions and we will stay at this property in the future. The oven handle was broken and we seen an invoice from where an appliance service had stopped by to check it and no one was home (because it was a rental and previous guests had checked out). We did not cook any so it did not effect anything.

  • Submitted: Apr 12, 2015
  • Stayed: April 2015
  • Source: VTrips
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United States, PA, Jamestown

Best vacation ever

  • 5 of 5

It was great and bikini bottom fit all our needs perfectly! Clean place and cute decorative house.

  • Submitted: Mar 15, 2015
  • Stayed: March 2015
  • Source: VTrips
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United States, NJ, Long Valley

Great Location!

  • 5 of 5

We loved Bikini Bottom and would highly recommend staying here. The home is beautifully decorated, close to the beach, near restaurants and shops and is well equipped with anything you need to make your stay enjoyable.

  • Submitted: Jan 17, 2015
  • Stayed: September 2014
  • Source: VTrips
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Car: necessary


Rates & Availability

Taxes and fees are additional


  • Rates shown above do not include taxes and fees

    Booking Fee: 8%
    Charge basis: AD
    For stays between 1 and 365 nights

    Cleaning Fee: $195
    Charge basis: STAY
    For stays between 1 and 365 nights

    Damage Protection: $115
    Charge basis: STAY
    For stays between 1 and 365 nights