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Crazy Joe's Villa Oriental

Bedrooms 3
Space 1,500 sq ft
Property type house
Minimum Stay 3 nights


About the property

3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, 8 Sleeps

Peaceful, comfortable and cheap like any other house that Crazy Joe's have to offer. Quiet place full of amenities around, horse riding, waterfalls, rivers, beach, shopping center, biobay etc. 30 min from San Juan you going to love it. From the leaving room we had an amazing view to the mountains of El Yunque. There is horse riding nearby that you going to be amaze about the beauty of the trails.

Owner/ Property Manager
Member since: 2015
Speaks: english, french, spanish
Response time:
Within a few days
Response rate:
Calendar last updated:
July 11, 2018

About Owner/ Property Manager

Our focus is on service.

Owner/ Property Manager purchased this house in 2006

Why Owner/ Property Manager chose Rio Grande

We are near everything


Rio Grande House Accommodation and Amenities

Property Type:
  • house
  • Guests provide their own meals
Floor Area:
  • 1500 sq ft
House Rules:
  • Check-in: Flexible
  • /
  • Check-out: Flexible
  • Max. occupancy: 8
  • Children welcome
  • Parties/events not allowed
  • Pets considered ...
  • Non smoking only
Location Type:
  • Monument View
  • Mountain View
  • Adventure
  • Away From It All
  • Budget
  • Family
  • Historic
  • Romantic
  • Tourist Attractions
  • Air Conditioning ...
  • Clothes Dryer
  • Garage
  • Heating
  • Linens Provided
  • Living Room
  • Parking
  • Towels Provided
  • Washing Machine
  • Coffee Maker
  • Dishes & Utensils
  • Kitchen
  • Microwave
  • Pantry Items
  • Refrigerator
  • Stove
  • Dining
  • Dining Area
  • seating for 4 people
  • 2 Bathrooms
  • Bathroom 1 - toilet , shower
    Bathroom 2 - toilet , shower
  • 3 Bedrooms, Sleeps 8
  • Balcony
  • Lawn / Garden
  • wheelchair accessible
  • churches
  • cinemas
  • health/beauty spa
  • marina
  • recreation center
  • restaurants
Leisure Activities:
  • beachcombing
  • bird watching
  • boating
  • eco tourism
  • gambling casinos
  • horseback riding
  • paddle boating
  • photography
  • scenic drives
  • shopping
  • sight seeing
  • walking
  • wildlife viewing
Local Services & Businesses:
  • ATM/bank
  • groceries
  • hospital
Sports & Adventure Activities:
  • basketball court
  • jet skiing
  • kayaking
  • mountain biking
  • mountain climbing
  • scuba diving or snorkeling
  • snorkeling
  • surfing
  • swimming
  • wind-surfing


2/5 -
(1 traveler review)

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Crazy Joe's Villa Oriental
average rating of 2.0 based on 1 reviews

I wish i could have done better...

  • 2 of 5

I was very disappointed in myself. I certainly didn't do my due diligence.

Cell phone service was dismal. Sprint is my carrier, i don't quite understand why i couldn't get service in the house, sprint has huge signs out there in the hills. I didn't think it would be a problem traveling with out my laptop since my phone could surf the internet. I was mistaken. I couldn't get a clean web connection till i got to the highway.

The first shower i took, the tub backed up to my ankles. Luckily I work as plumbing sales rep for a major plumbing distributor, so i went out to go to Wal-mart after to buy Draino to unclog the drain.

Kitchen appeared clean. But, we had no trash bags, no oven pans or mitts, We had a minimal kitchen cook ware. We had 1 deep pot and one pan that everything stuck too. no matter how much you greased it. No sponges, no paper towles, no dish soap. We had to purchase a measuring cup and a non stick pan, You're welcome to the next renter. We left the apartment with more essentials than it had when we got there. Also left a new board game QUELF for the next visitor.

The owner was reachable via phone. We had an incident with a snake in one of the bedrooms. Luckily the landscaper was there. the owner called them and asked them to remove it.

We wish we had access to the back yard it was locked. So we couldn't grill or pick any of the mangoes or bananas off the trees back there or grill on the grill that was in garage.. Yes, I said garage, but the door doesn't open if you wanted to park your car. My family and I had a great time in Puerto Rico. We booked there cause it was center point to every where we wanted to go. I wish I could have done better research but i will chalk this one up as a learning experience.

i will do better the next time round.

  • Submitted: Jun 22, 2017
  • Stayed: June 2017
  • Source: HomeAway
Owner's Response: I am very disappointed that you gave me this low star level. Is my first from more than a 100 guest. Like you say, you expectation was to high, maybe that was the problem. Next time like you say find more time to search ( you book about 1.5 month ahead ) and more money ( something that you didnt talk about ) in that way you can find somewhere that fit perfectly to your high expectation. But for a low cost like $65 per night for 8 person in an island that electrical and water supply cost is the highest by far from the entire USA, come on. That is too cheap. Next time Ms King of Dubai pay for your standards. And the drano thing that you talking about, why you or the others guest never reported before?? Suggestion try El Conquistador Resort in your next Visit, for sure you going to receive what you deserve.
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Car: necessary


Rates & Availability

Taxes and fees are additional

Additional information about rental rates

Cleaning Fee $45
Refundable Damage Deposit $95

Owner's Cancellation Policy

  • 50% refund if canceled at least 14 days before arrival date.
  • 100% refund if canceled at least 30 days before arrival date.
  • Service Fee fully refunded on cancellations that qualify for 100% refund.

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