Dear Hoo-mans,

Hank the Dog here. We may be overplaying the Cowboy Western angle a little … this doghouse is actually a California ranch-style family retreat (family-style is this dogie's only style), and it's plumb perfect. It's got that classic Eichler Ranch House layout, which means there's plenty of room for me to sprawl out.

Did I mention there's a garden? Great for sniffing, and you know, possibly using for other things. I'm happy to play up the cowdog angle if you need me to (that's how badly I want this), but I think this place speaks for itself. A sensible split-level with all the best bells and whistles, like turf inside and well-placed water and food bowls. Somebody really thought this one through, and this practical pup appreciates it.

If you're able to swing it, it would be mighty nice of you to hop online on 12/9 at exactly high noon CST and rope it in before anyone else. It costs $100, and Vrbo will also make a $10,000 donation to the Best Friends Animal Society, which I think we can all agree is a doggone good thing. Shoot, I'll even wear chaps if you want. I'm willing to do whatever it takes to call this spread my holiday home.

Much obliged,

Your pal Hank

Book-to-buy it here 12/9 NOON CT

Dog house dimensions: 44" x 72" (AKC Kennel Size: X-Large)