Wowza! Hot Tub, Theater Room + Stock Tank Pool 15 Minutes To Hershey Attractions

Tis The Season!
Funky Dutchman Will Be Decorated For The Holidays From December Through January!

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We're a Local Family Who Pride Ourselves In Offering Quality Accommodations, MANY More Amenities Compared To Our Competitors and Unmatched Hospitality In The Hershey Area.

Welcome to "The Funky Dutchman"
Roll Those Skeeballs, Crank The Jukebox and Battle It Out With Aliens On Our Galaga Arcade!
Prefer To Grill Some Steaks, Take a Dip In Our BRAND NEW 7 Person MasterSpa Hot Tub, Stock Tank Pool or Roast S'mores By Our Firepit? We Have Ya Covered!
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15 Minutes To Hershey's Chocolate World & Amusement Park!

Our Meticulously Designed Retreat Features Over 2,300 Sq Ft of Space Inside and a 3,000 Sq ft Private, Fenced Backyard with Propane Firepit, Stock Tank Pool, Grill, Deck and Patio Seating, Plus Yard Games!

You're Within 6 Small Blocks (6 Minutes Walking) to 5 Restaurants, 2 Pubs, Multiple Coffee Shops, Antiques, Local Boutiques, and a One Screen Movie Theater- Including A Highly-Rated Brewpub w/ Tiki Bar!
Local Nature Park w/ Trails & Stream Only 3 Minutes Drive Away.

Our Dedicated Game Room Features A Skee-Ball Machine, Foosball, Galaga Arcade Game Cabinet, and a Jukebox w/ Bluetooth, Radio and Vinyls! We've Even Packed In Plenty of Board Games For You To Enjoy, As Well As Complimentary Netflix, Hulu and Disney +, and ESPN+!
Kids & Adults alike Can Enjoy Over 115 Pre-Loaded Games On Funky Dutchman's In-House Wii Game Console and Our Collection of Over 197 DVD's.

Ask About Our Discount For First-Responders, Military, Police and Medical Workers!

Funky Dutchman Is Professionally Cleaned & Disinfected In Accordance w/ CDC Guidelines. This Includes A Thorough Disinfection Of The Property and Contents, As Well As ALL Bedding/Linens Being Laundered In High Heat Prior To Each Reservation.

What More Does Funky Dutchman Offer?

FAST Wi-Fi
(Up To 1,000 mbps!)
Smart TVs In ALL Bedrooms
Freshly Laundered Linens, Bedding, Towels Throughout
Free Parking In Our Detached Garage Area For 4-6 Vehicles
(Free Parking On-Street As Well)
Private, Fenced Yard
Many Yard Games!

Living Area:
1 Pull-Out Twin Ottoman
(Memory Foam Mattress)
Popcorn Machine w/ Complimentary Popcorn Kernels
65" Smart TV w/ Blu-Ray Player
2 Sofas + Bar-Top Eating Area For 3
Bay Window Reading Nook w/ Reading Material
Complimentary Board Games

Dining Room:
Formal Dining For 12 Guests
Candy Machine w/ Complimentary Candies
Bar Cart For Our Wine and Drink Enthusiasts

Kitchen:
Packed w/ Cooking Essentials
Dishwasher
Filtered Water
Ice Maker
Crockpot
Bar-Seating For 3
Coffee Bar w/ Complimentary Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Flavors
Amazon Alexa For Music Streaming
Granite Counters & New Appliances

1st Floor Full Bathroom:
5 Jet Jacuzzi Tub + Shower
Soak Those Worries Away!
Hair Dryer
Complimentary Shampoo, Conditioner, Body Wash
Granite Counters

Master Bedroom:
Extremely Spacious
Capable Of Sleeping 3 Guests
1 King Canopy Bed
Brand New Memory Foam Mattress
1 Twin Daybed
Brand New Memory Foam Mattress
Cozy-Up To The Master's Electric Fireplace!
Smart TV
USB Bedside Lamps
Dresser

2nd Floor Full Bathroom:
Walk-In Shower
Complimentary Shampoo, Conditioner, Body Wash
Hairdryer

Bedroom 2:
Please Note This Is A Walk-Thru Bedroom
(See Last 2 Photos For Layout)
Features 2 Full-Size Daybeds
Smart TV
Wii Console w/ Over 115 Games
Bean Bag Lounging
Brand New Memory Foam Mattresses

Bedroom 3:
Accessed Via Hallway Through Bedroom 2
King Size Bed
Memory Foam Mattress
Smart TV
Dresser

Bedroom 4:
Accessed Via Hallway Through Bedroom 2
Queen Size Bed
Memory Foam Mattress
Smart TV
Reading Nook
Desk

Map Room:
Seating/Reading Room w/ Large World Map

Laundry:
Brand New, Energy Efficient Washer & Dryer
Complimentary Detergent
Iron & Ironing Board
Drying Rack For Clothes

Kid-Friendly:
Dining High Chair
Pack n Play
Pack n Play Sheet(s)
Baby Bath
Baby Gate(s)
All Low-Lying Outlets Protected

1 Minute To Lebanon Valley College
10 Minutes To The Artist's Retreat of Mount Gretna Where You'll Find Wooded Hiking & Biking Paths, Miniature Golf, Swimming Lake, Theater, and Restaurants
15 Minutes To HersheyPark, Hershey's Chocolate World, Hershey Museum, Hershey Gardens
20 Minutes To Hollywood Casino & Racetrack
30 Minutes To The Harrisburg State Capitol
40 Minutes To Lancaster County Amish Country
70 Minutes To Gettysburg Civil War Battlefield

Grill & Stock Tank Pool Are Seasonal
(April-November)
Firepit Is Year-Round
Propane Complimentary
Hot Tub: Coming Mid-September, Available All Year Round
Stock Tank Pool:
8 Feet x 2 Feet Deep Chlorinated & Filtered w/ 2,500 GPH Pump
Photo Shows Exact Same Stock Tank Pool At Our Other VRBO.
Funky Dutchman's Pool Will Be Operational April-November.
(Photo Will Be Updated Once Pool Is Filled & Landscaped Around)

2 Pets Allowed
House Trained & Well Behaved
$100 Pet Fee
(This Fee Will Automatically Populate Into Your Total When Confirming The Reservation If The Pet(s) Marked On Reservation)