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Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!

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A room with a green artificial turf putting green, a wooden bar stool, a dartboard, and colorful chairs.
A large bed with a quilted mattress, a headboard with a honeycomb pattern, and two bedside tables with lamps.
A bathroom with a large bathtub, a wooden vanity with towels, and a mirror with hexagonal tile backsplash.
A calm lake with a fountain in the center, surrounded by trees and a clear sky.
A bed with a quilted headboard, two bedside tables with lamps, and a framed picture on the wall.

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Highlights

  • Arcade/game room
    A rare find - fun for all ages with on-site arcade/game room.
4 bedrooms2+ bathroomsSleeps 10

Popular amenities

  • Patio
  • Toys
  • Barbecue grill
  • Air conditioning
  • Internet
  • Refrigerator

Explore the area

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Cypress, TX
  • Place, Little Cypress Creek Preserve
    ‪5 min drive‬
  • Place, Longwood Golf Club
    ‪7 min drive‬
  • Place, Cinemark Cypress
    ‪10 min drive‬
  • Airport, Houston, TX (IAH-George Bush Intercontinental)
    ‪45 min drive‬

Where you'll sleep

4 bedrooms (sleeps 10)

Bedroom 1

1 King Bed

Bedroom 2

1 King Bed

Bedroom 3

1 King Bed

Bedroom 4

2 Queen Beds

2 bathrooms, 1 half bathroom

Bathroom 1

Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Toilet · Jetted bathtub · Shampoo · Hair dryer

Bathroom 2

Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Toilet · Shampoo · Hair dryer

Bathroom 3

Toilet

Spaces

Deck or patio
Kitchen

About this property

Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!

12 minutes to Premier Baseball! Welcome to Not So Basic! Located in the heart of Cypress, TX, offering over 3,350 sq. ft. of living space. This property is ideal for both a quick weekend getaway or an extended relaxing stay. Home has a hockey table, pool table, giant connect 4, as well as an indoor putting green. Accommodations include three spacious king-sized beds and two queen-sized beds, ensuring comfort for all guests.

The space
Primary Bedroom

The primary bedroom is situated on the first floor and is designed to provide a warm and inviting atmosphere reminiscent of a spa. It features a luxurious King-size bed, complemented by a 75-inch television for entertainment. The room is equipped with a 70-inch ceiling fan to ensure comfort, along with an en-suite bathroom that boasts a walk-in shower, double sinks, and an indulgent 10-jet whirlpool bathtub. For added convenience, there is also a 32-inch TV in the bathroom, as well as a washer and dryer for laundry needs. The spacious walk-in closet provides ample storage space.

Upstairs Bedrooms

On the upper level, there are three oversized bedrooms, each furnished with dressers, televisions, and walk-in closets. These rooms are designed to offer comfort and privacy for guests. (Two king and two queen sized beds)

Game Room

The expansive game room features an impressive 86-inch television and an oversized sectional perfect for relaxation or gather your friends and family for a movie night! With a pull out chaise. This space includes recreational options such as a hockey table and a pool table, making it ideal for a night of fun!

Mini MARGARITAVILLE

Adding to the entertainment options is the Mini MARGARITAVILLE area, which includes a Whiskey Barrel Bar table and an indoor putting green. This unique feature enhances the overall experience by providing additional leisure activities within the home.

Guest access
Parking Information

Parking is available in the driveway, accommodating up to four vehicles. Additionally, there is street parking for extra space if needed.

Private Entrance and Backyard Amenities

You will have access to your own private entrance and a backyard designed for relaxation, featuring two distinct seating areas and a gas fire pit, perfect for cozy evenings!

Indoor Facilities

Inside the home, you will find a washer and dryer located on the lower level as well as another set upstairs for your convenience.

Entertainment Options

Enjoy streaming services and other platforms are also available for you to log into your personal accounts.

Community Amenities
Take advantage of the community amenities within walking distance, which include two lakes suitable for catch-and-release fishing, jogging trails, playgrounds, tennis courts, and basketball courts.

Other things to note
I try my best to accommodate an earlier check-in for each guest if available. If the house is ready BEFORE 4 PM you will receive a MESSAGE notifying you of an earlier check in time. If not, Check-in is AFTER 4 PM.

Pay it forward: If you are planning to CHECK-OUT EARLY please lmk so the next guest has the opportunity to check in early.

***NO ANIMALS ALLOWED!*** If rules are broken, your reservation will be cancelled immediately, you will need to vacate the property and no refund will be given.

We hate Fees and I'm sure you do too. So, therefore we don't charge a cleaning fee! Just ask you to simply wash dishes that were used, take out trash, put toys back in their appropriate place, clean grill if used and have a safe trip back! We will do the rest ;)

***WARNING*** NO MARIJUANA SMOKING ALLOWED ANYWHERE ON PROPERTY. Cigarettes/vaping allowed OUTSIDE ONLY. If rules are broken an officer will be called, your reservation will be cancelled immediately you will need to vacate the property and no refund will be given.

***There are Security Surveillance Cameras located outside the home.*** (MAX 10 GUESTS ALLOWED ON PROPERTY at any given time!)

***NO PARTIES OR GATHERINGS ALLOWED unless you paid the for the "Private Party Package"!
Our prices include all fees. No hidden fees.

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House Rules

Check in after 4:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 21
Check out before 11:00 AM
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Children

Children allowed: ages 0-17
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

No pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Property # 5084868
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room

About the neighborhood

Cypress

Cypress is home to this vacation home. Tomball Museum Center and Ashton Gardens are cultural highlights, and some of the area's activities can be experienced at Cinemark Cypress and Longwood Golf Club. Looking to enjoy an event or a game while in town? See what's going on at Fairfield Sports & Fitness Center, or consider a night out at Sandlewood Manor.
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Cypress, TX

What's nearby

  • Little Cypress Creek Preserve - 5 min drive - 4.1 km
  • Longwood Golf Club - 7 min drive - 6.0 km
  • Cinemark Cypress - 10 min drive - 5.2 km
  • Northwest Forest Conference Center - 11 min drive - 8.6 km
  • Houston Premium Outlets - 14 min drive - 11.9 km

Getting around

  • George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH) - 47 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Chick-fil-A - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪Whataburger - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪Cronos cafe - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers - ‬7 min drive
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬7 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!?

As of Oct 4, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! on Oct 5, 2026 start from $264, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking?

Onsite parking is available at the property.

What time is check-in at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX!?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is Not So Basic N' Cypress, TX! located?

Situated in Cypress, this vacation home is within 3 mi (5 km) of Little Cypress Creek Preserve, Cinemark Cypress, and Cypress Top Historic Park. Great American Title Company is 3 mi (4.7 km) away.

Reviews

10

Exceptional

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10/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

10/10

Location

10/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
We absolutely loved our stay! The rental was beautiful, clean, comfortable, and had everything we needed. It felt welcoming from the moment we arrived, and we really enjoyed our time there. The location was great, and everything was just as described. We would definitely stay here again and highly recommend it to anyone looking for a wonderful place to stay!
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2026
Response from VrboOwner on Sep 14, 2026
Kaci was a GREAT guest! Communicated well, followed check out instructions and left house in EXCELLENT condition. I recommend to other hosts and would be happy to host again in the future. :)
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
The house is amazing. So many thoughtful amenities. It was so, spacious, clean, and gave my family an environment to reconnect. Magen, communicated potential issues before we arrived as well as the solutions already put in place (previous renters messed up the Keurig and she already ordered the replacement that came the next day). Would definitely recommend for a family trip or a girls or guys getaway.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2026
Response from VrboOwner on Sep 10, 2026
Lakesha was a GREAT guest! Communicated well, followed check out instructions and left house in EXCELLENT condition. I recommend to other hosts and would be happy to host again in the future. :)
Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Magen was a great host. The home was immaculate and had everything you could possibly need. Our grandkids stopped by for a few hours. They loved playing with the shuffleboard, toys, and games. My oldest grandson was glued to the big screen TV! If I could give 10/10 stars I would! We will be coming back to stay here on our next vacation.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2026
Response from VrboOwner on Aug 13, 2026
Cindy was a GREAT guest and left house in EXCELLENT condition. I recommend to other hosts and would be happy to host again in the future. :)

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