About the property
- Condo2500 sqft
- Half Baths0
- Minimum Stay6 - 28 nights
3 Bedrooms, 3 Bathrooms, Sleeps 6
This three bedroom, three bath condo overlooking a babbling river, adjacent to a mountain preserve and with a full view of Old Town and Banderas Bay, is perfect for those demanding privacy, luxury, and tranquility.
The elevator adjacent to your dedicated indoor parking space will whisk you directly to your private entry vestibule with it's vaulted ceiling and personal art pieces.
Enjoy gourmet dining? This fully outfitted large kitchen with granite countertops, European rotisserie oven, and wine refrigerator, has all the equipment you need to entertain, or be catered to by local chefs available for hire for those special occasions and get togethers.
Want to stay fit after those gourmet meals? Enjoy the In-suite fitness studio, with it's adjacent shower and powder room.
Prefer to kick back and enjoy music or videos? The built in sound system covers the interior and wrap around terraces of this gorgeous unit, or drop a DVD into the audio system and large screen TV. Then kick back and get comfortable in the oversize leather recliner, with your closest friends alongside you on the leather sofa and club chairs.
When it's time to recharge for the next day, your master suite with it's private jacuzzi, dressing chamber, and rain shower will prepare you for sleep in the Queen size 10" thick memory foam bed, while your guests enjoy similar indulgent comfort in their pillow top beds in the two private bedrooms at the far end of the house. Each with their own bathrooms and wall to wall closets.
But by far the most used area of the home will be the huge wrap around terrace with table seating for 6 and a hammock to further enhance the enjoyment of the view of the bay and mountainside, while being lulled to sleep by the rushing river below.
Of course there will be a housekeeper in each week to clean and tidy things up for you, and a full in-suite laundry which you can use to keep your personals washed, dried, and ironed to perfection. Those duties can be contracted for directly with the housekeeper, should you wish to avoid any tedious chores yourself.
Did I mention the salt water pool? Or the poolside cushioned and canopied beds, chaises, and umbrella shaded tables? Like to feed the fishes? We have a water feature winding through the complex whose waterfalls are stocked with fish who would love to have you throw them some tostada chips or tortilla crumbs! When you are done doing that you can walk down to the riverside level terrace and recline there on chaises or dip your feet in the river and watch the local kids that occasionally play along the river.
The condo and entire condo complex has wifi, and full time security coverage.
The neighborhood has several phenomenal restaurants when you want to dine out, and local markets for buying the freshest of vegetables, meats, cheeses, fish, shrimps and seafood.
Come! Relax and enjoy!
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- Response time:
- within a few hours
- english, spanish
- Calendar last updated:
- May 20, 2018
About Ron Almstead
I am a retired architect from Long Island New York, who came to and fell in love with Puerto Vallarta 8 years ago. Each year i go back to the US less and less to visit, and this year marked the last visit I expect to make. I am a legal Residente Permanante, and spend my time helping out in a rural Mexican church and also a city 'gringo' church. To the roughly 150 local children I serve at weekly church outreach programs I am either 'Tio' Ron (uncle Ron) or 'Tiburon' (spanish for The Shark) so, if you want to see Puerto Vallarta from an insider's perspective, I'd be happy to introduce you to wonderful locals you will be blessed to meet and get to know, and you'll have fun and be a blessing to them also.
Ron Almstead purchased this Condo in 2009
Why Ron Almstead chose El Caloso
You are not going to find as restful and peaceful surroundings as these, anywhere, with all the beaches, restaurants, activities, and amenities you could ask for, in one beautiful location.
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Check-in: 4:00 PM
Check-out: 11:00 AM
Canceled bookings will not receive a refund
Amazing place in best location
Ron's place was 100% as advertised and more. We had a great time during our 8 nights. The pool area was wonderful and not busy at all. Close enough to hear the river but very secluded with very well kept landscaping and flowers. The apartment was very clean and well equipped. We made many meals in the condo and were not lacking any kitchen utensils. The surrounding area felt very safe but there is 24 hour security should there be any issues. There were a few noisy mornings. Dogs barking, roosters, and the bustle of the city but it was very quiet during the night. Personally we enjoyed the noise as it gave a authentic feel and we generally get up around 7 or so anyways. The condo is in the perfect location. A 15 minute walk to the beach but far enough away to avoid many of the vendors. We would happily stay here again and would recommend this place to anyone looking.
Great condo in a great location.
We thoroughly enjoyed our vacation at Ron’s lovely condo. I miss laying in the hammock gazing at the emerald green surroundings and watching the hummingbirds at the feeder. The condo is spacious and comfortable with beautiful views all around. The pool is a tranquil oasis and there is always a cool shaded place if it gets too hot. The location is perfect, close enough to walk to the beach and the malecon yet far enough away from the traffic and crowds. Carlos and all of the staff are very friendly and helpful. Ron was always available to answer any questions we had. Thank-you Ron, we hope to return sometime soon.
Thank you for those kind words. I also enjoyed our conversations and much appreciated your loving care of all my beautiful plants. They THRIVED under your green thumb! Norma my housekeeper also appreciated your stay and tender treatment of my home. You made her housekeeping day easy and very special. I look forward to your next visit. Keep in touch until then. Saludos!
We loved staying in Ron's place. He is an excellent host and very responsive to us.
Ron's place is very beautiful, comfortable and functional. We are three couples, each had our own bedroom and private bathrooms. The views are stunning, the rooms nicely furnished and the kitchen is a dream to work in. We loved the pool and the friendly building staff. Thank you, Ron for a great stay, we hope to be back. Hasta luego!
Thank you Sylvia and Arturo; it was a pleasure hosting your stay at my home, and our lengthy conversation touching on so many common interests. I do hope I have the opportunity to host you once again in the future, as you are at the top of my list of favorite new friends!
Great location with a lot of charm
The location, two blocks from the Zapata marketplace, was the best feature of the condo. We loved going to pick out fresh fruit, vegetables, ripe avocados, cheese, coffee, bread and just-caught shrimp for an evening meal. The vendors are helpful and friendly, we particularly enjoyed buying cheese from the vendor inside the market and also the fishmonger in that location. Plenty of good restaurants in the neighborhood as well - El Brujo served up the best mixed ceviche I've ever had. The nearby Kiosko also has items like cereal, milk - even almond milk!, yogurt, beer and liquor. The condo pool is very inviting, my teenagers liked swimming there after a long hot hike. This location is quieter than the Malecon, which we appreciated, but characteristic Mexico noise abounds: roosters, hawkers selling wares with megaphones, music blasting from houses below the condo. These noises all die down at night, but the roosters wake up early! We spent each morning spotting parakeets, Caciques, orioles, woodpeckers and even the occasional iguana from the deck. In the condo itself the three bedrooms are all very nice, each with a bathroom which made for a comfortable stay with two teens. Very open and airy with great light, views of town, fantastic sliding doors and windows that can open wide - we never needed air conditioning during the day. The hammock was a favorite. Some of the kitchen apparatus are well used, and the furniture - while attractive - a bit worn, but we didn't spend a lot of time sitting around. The beach and Malecon were a very walkable distance for us but less mobile visitors would need to taxi. The condo was clean enough and well suited for our purposes but some out of sight spots in need of attention, though most visitors likely wouldn't even notice. There is a jacuzzi tub but the water pressure being nominal, hard to really use or enjoy. All in all, a lovely place and a very nice time. Friendly neighbors, relaxed vibe. Entrance guards - especially Carlos - always ready to chat or help with directions. We thoroughly enjoyed our stay.
For the readers of the above review I wanted to let everyone know how important it is to me that my home always be in perfect condition and maintain it that way and upgrade it's amenities regularly. The "worn" furniture referred to by this guest was only the arms of the living room leather Laz-e-boy recliner which has since be reupholstered with new beige leather. The "old" kitchen appliances referred to in the review are now all new.
GREAT location for a mix of local culture and comfort.
If you’re looking to immerse yourself in the local Mexican culture and cuisine and still be close to the beach and touristy things, Ron’s condo is a great spot. The beach is a short and enjoyable stroll away, yet far enough to filter out the vast majority of the tourists (and pushy vendors).
Here, you will mingle with the very friendly locals while staying in secure and very comfortable quarters. You can shop for fresh meats, seafood, fruits and vegetables at local markets -be sure to go to the market in the morning and pick up some fresh squeezed OJ, warm tortillas, eggs and chorizo and enjoy a scenic breakfast on the terrace- or go to one of the many restaurants.
For day excursions, you can walk to Los Muertos pier and pick up a water taxi to a secluded beach or go whale watching. Taxis are plentiful and inexpensive if you want to venture further away or you get tired of lugging things around.
Be aware that the neighborhood comes “alive” in the mornings with a vibrant variety of street sounds. While some may not want this, these noises added to the charm of the location for our group. A backdrop of roosters and dogs talking to each other mixed with a waking city produce a stereophonic aura of sound that is lively and entertaining. Shutting the windows reduces the sounds effectively if you want to sleep in.
Ron is very responsive and accessible in the unlikely event that you have some sort issue pertaining to the condo. and he was a pleasure to work with. To sum up, Ron’s condo provides a fantastic home base in Puerto Vallarta for those who want a mix of culture, food, comfort and fun in the sun.
Thank you Nick for your GREAT review! You should be a travel writer, as you did a great job of conveying the imagery of this wonderful neighborhood, and the variety of amenities within a short walk.
Yes, that local market is fantastic, and many of those unfortunate enough to live on the other side of town do get there early enough because it so good, to compete for those fresh early products and produce. But on the other hand the neighborhood carts serve dinner quite late, so you can always get a hearty, healthy meal whether you're an early riser or a night owl.
Hope to see you again, and best wishes to you and yours until then.
always a charm
We rented this apartment for the second time and enjoyed every moment of it. Such much that we bought a unit in the complex. Do I need to say more?
Rates & Availability
Additional information about rental rates
The 6 person maximum occupancy rule is strictly enforced. No more than 6 occupants may stay overnight. Violation of this rule may result in eviction. As this is a small building with owner occupants whose lives should not be disturbed by excessive noise and distraction, building regulations require one day advance notification to the office for permission if you wish to invite 10 or more people to use the pool. Rates are subject to change until reservation is confirmed. Cancellations may be eligible for refunds subject to the following conditions: 1) Cancellations must be requested more than 60 days prior to reservation start date. 2) Cancellations eligible for refunds are subject to reduction by credit card processing fees, international exchange rate fees, VRBO and any other fees that were charged by others and deducted from proceeds paid to me. 3) The maximum refund I am obligated to release shall not exceed the amount actually received by me. Refunds of VRBO sales/charges subject to their refund policies. 4) Refunds will be issued only if a replacement reservation by others is booked for the period being canceled. 5) Refunds will be issued no earlier than 30 days after receipt of replacement booking.