• Missing and disconnected smoke detectors / CO2 monitors
• Kitchen sink faucet is leaking
• The kitchen oven and the cook top grill had not been cleaned in a very long time and were covered with grease and burned food (we had to clean these in order to use them)
• We are unable to turn on the stove top fan and lighting. A working stove exhaust fan is needed.
• The patio BBQs are completely rusted out and should be removed.
• One stone bench at the fire pit is broken.
• There is some issue with the HVAC system. While all thermostats are set to 70 degrees cool, the downstairs 2nd bedroom was blowing 85 degree hot air.
• Water is leaking in the freezer which was covered in a thick layer of ice that needed to be removed prior to use.
• All patio furniture was filthy and covered in spider webs; all needed to be completely scrubbed prior to anyone’s use.
• Many light bulbs are burned out throughout the house.
• Many of the outside electrical wires are in poor condition and need to be completely removed by an electrician. There is a shop light connected to the patio lights that was plugged in with bare wires that we disconnected. The waterfront lights and wires are broken and likely are an electrical hazard. There are broken light bulbs laying on the ground next to some of the light fixtures.
• There is garbage throughout the outside including broken glass, beer bottle tops, empty bug killer spray bottle, and other items between the outside wall and the bushes.
• Half used soap bars were left in the showers from the previous guests. (Like a hotel, single user, wrapped soap should be provided, not left over soap bars.)
• The master bedroom does not have any curtains. (Many would like to sleep in past sunrise).
• Many windows screens are ripped or missing.
• The door to the upstairs attic should have been locked and a no-admittance sign posted (I thought it was another bedroom and stepped in).
• Many of the light switches and fans should be labeled so guests know where they go.
• There should be a guest handbook explaining many of the systems.
• At best, this facility sleeps 8 (4 couples). We do not see a futon in the game room
• Nearly everyone assumes Wi-Fi connectivity. If you are not going to provide it, you should make it clear from the start that there is none and everyone should bring their own hot spot.
• Outside and garage lights are filled with animal droppings.