2/10 Terrible
Clint D.
24 Jun, 2022
Liked: Location
Disliked: Cleanliness, listing accuracy
This is not luxury
How can I count the ways of how badly this property is managed.
When we arrived the house was 83 degrees with 1/3 of AC units frozen. It took until midnight to get the house down to 72 degrees. The manager did reluctantly (after 3 calls and multiple texts) send out a service person but the service person didn't want to come (told me to wait it out and call him in the morning). The AC filter was clogged beyond working order. The baseboards near the AC unit on the inside were moldy due to water damage. The AC can’t keep up on hot days. The house (after the visit from the service man) got up to 78 every afternoon.
There were bugs in the bathrooms, under the beds and in more places than not. The paint job on the interior walls is embarrassing. The mattress quality on the beds is worse than the floor.
The pier had 4 missing boards or holes when we arrived. Our group stepped through the pier on 3 other occasions.
The kitchen stove eyes haven't been cleaned in what could be described as years. The can opener provided was rusted. The pots and pans have peeling handles and chips. The refrigerator water dispenser had black clumps that would come out in your glass. We assumed it was mold. You will need some baking sheets and casserole dishes if you are cooking in this kitchen. Basic everything in lower numbers than the house can accommodate. There is no exhaust fan for cooking and evacuating smells. The kitchen bar stool was literally failing apart 3 of 4 legs didn't even have screws holding it together. The only positive thing about the kitchen was the ice maker.
There were 2 trash cans in the whole house (inside, outside and including bathrooms). In the entire basement there were zero trash cans. Household trash was not picked up on Monday as we were told. Trash for our Thursday to Thursday stay had to be accumulated in the garage. The smell of accumulated garbage was beyond disgusting and who would call mingling with your garbage luxury?
The yard was unkempt when we arrived. The yard is all weeds very little actual grass. The houses on either side have nice weed free yards this house weedy and sad. Not to mention zero stairs to get the pier (short highly sloped walk). As previously mentioned, the missing boards. The 2nd board was missing from the pier. The pier (and upstairs deck) wood was not sealed or treated the kids and some adults got countless splinters.
TLDR; this house is a lawsuit waiting to happen
Clint D.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2022
