The hot tub was completely unusable; the water was cloudy and had a strong odor. As a hot tub owner myself, I know exactly what clean, balanced water should look and smell like, and this was far from it. The host insisted on meeting us at check-in to show us around, which felt incredibly awkward and uncomfortable right off the bat. The "breakfast" that was advertised turned out to be a plain loaf of bread, some eggs, and a bag of milk in the refrigerator—and yes, I literally mean a bag of milk.To make matters worse, the inside of the house had a terrible odor as well. The exterior looked nothing like the listing pictures and appeared completely neglected—there was even a vintage Santa decoration left out on the front porch that looked like it was as old as Santa himself, and it's mid-October.The conditions were so poor that we ultimately could not spend the night at the property. We had to pay out of pocket to rent a completely separate place for our trip. This home was incredibly overpriced and absolutely not worth it. I definitely cannot recommend this place to anyone. I gave it two stars just to be nice.