5-Star Ranch Guesthouse on 56 Beautiful Acres Beside Uncompaghre River

Relax, unwind, and find your zen on our 56-acre, pesticide-free, riverfront ranch in your home-away-from-home, a 1,200-square-foot, 2-king bedroom, 1-bathroom guesthouse with your own private keypad entrance.

Our ranch sits in the center of the grounding Uncompaghre Valley and is surrounded in every direction by the majestic San Juan Mountains.

We like to call the place Camp Happy Ranch because of the smell of giant pines after rain and the joy on kids' faces as they run and play hide-and-seek. The pond and the river are like places we played as happy campers. We hope our guests feel carefree and adventurous as they soak in fresh air surrounded by wildlife and mountains in every direction.

You can scamper about on country dirt roads as you take in the views of Mt. Abrams and surrounding peaks, which rival the Alps. Nearby Ouray is called Little Switzerland of America, and with good reason. It is nestled in paradise.

You will be staying a couple hundred yards from the Uncompaghre River, which is a short walk from the guesthouse. During warm seasons, the 'river park' includes a hammock, picnic table, and rocking chairs, and a four-person outdoor dining table is nestled in the trees beside the guesthouse. Year-round, a grill is located at the base of the stairs, and camp chairs can be toted to sit and soak in views.

The guesthouse is attached to our main house, but it is totally private, with your own driveway, stairs, and key-less, keypad entrance. The guesthouse is located above the garage, and the two homes share a wall. It is naturally lit by sun through windows in every room looking out over pastures, woods, and aspen- and pine-covered mountains.

This space has vaulted ceilings, and it’s second-story location allows for bird's-eye views. It is surrounded by aspen, ponderosa, blue spruce, piñon, and cottonwood trees, as well as red sandstone, numerous types of shrubs and grasses, and hundreds of wildflowers. You will likely see forest creatures who kindly share their land with all of us.

The living room includes a 50-inch internet-ready TV, an automatic fireplace, board games, books, and more. The Wi-Fi is exceptional, and a Bluetooth-enabled speaker is available.

The kitchen, with a tall table for four, is fully equipped with dishes, pots, pans, etc., so you may make any and all of your meals here. We provide starter items of organic ground coffee, along with a Mr. Coffee maker, as well as a tea kettle and a selection of teas.

Each of the two bedrooms includes a king bed with a down comforter and pillows (as well as synthetic options for those with allergies). We often receive rave reviews about the comfort of the beds, as well as the cleanliness of this space. We personally inspect to ensure it is thoroughly cleaned using non-toxic cleaners and free-and-clear detergents.

The full bathroom includes a tub with a shower and a well-lit vanity. We provide beach towels for the river, reservoir, and hot springs, as well as starter paper products, such as paper towels, coffee filters, napkins, and toilet paper.

The guesthouse was designed and built by skilled, creative craftsmen. A pastoral artistic scene comprised of deadwood and metal greets guests above the entrance door. The sunset-inspired fireplace mantle includes river rock and deadwood from our land. Tile flooring in the kitchen is detailed with barnwood accents. This space is also decorated with artwork from our personal collection.

When you arrive at the ranch, you'll enter through a gate onto our property. You'll take two dirt roads (which we call Wildlife Way and Peaceful Passageway) past idyllic pastures, and our occasional cattle and llama guests. You'll cross over a stream we uncovered after a lot of work, and a bridge we call Tractor Wheel Bridge. You’ll wind your way beneath giant pines before reaching our large log cabin, about a half mile from the highway. (In wintertime, we recommend that you drive a 4WD vehicle with snow tires; we also plow the dirt roads between our house and the highway.)

We feel fortunate to share this land with elk, deer, foxes, skunks, raccoons, hawks, falcons, Canada geese, mallard ducks, ravens, magpies, robins, blackbirds, stellar jays, bluebirds, flickers, goldfinch, starlings, sparrows, nuthatches, grosbeaks, woodpeckers, swallows, hummingbirds, and chickadees, as well as an occasional turkey vulture, bear, moose, lynx, and mountain lion. Horses and cattle surround our ranch. Bighorn sheep often gather in and around the cemetery across the highway. Large herds of elk hang out in the pasture north of the ranch in fall and spring. We’ve been caught in mountain-goat traffic jams near Ouray.

Our guests enjoy all sorts of adventures in the nearby mountains, including hiking, mountain biking, and water sports. Ridgway Reservoir is about a 10-minute drive, and there you may go sailing, boating, canoeing, kayaking, and SUPing. The Uncompaghre River offers gold-medal-water fishing about 10 minutes downstream from our place. And you may rock and ice climb in Ouray. Many of our guests enjoy hiking, biking, and cross-country skiing, as well as four-wheeling on the many local back-country roads during open seasons. Ouray has several Jeep rental and tour companies that can help answer questions.

Visitors also like to soak in one of the many local healing hot springs. Weisbaden and Ouray Hot Springs are located in Ouray, and Orvis is located between the ranch and Ridgway. Each is within a 7-minute drive of the ranch.

Our nearby towns, Ridgway and Ouray (each within a 7-minute drive) boast exceptional dining and shopping options, a railroad museum, art galleries, live music, movie events, a Friday's farmers' market in season, and much more. Montrose, which is a half-hour drive, has a Ute Indian Museum that we highly recommend. Black Canyon of the Gunnison, south of Montrose, is a sight to behold.

We recommend that guests go to VisitOuray.com for help in planning your trip.

The town of Telluride is 16 miles away as the crow flies, and it is an awe-inspiring one-hour drive around the mountain range. It offers world-class skiing, shopping, and dining, as well as top-notch music, film, and wine festivals. It also offers extraordinary spas, biking, hiking, river sports, downhill skiing and boarding, and other adventures.

There is one grocery store in Ridgway (Mountain Market) and one in Ouray (Ouray Grocery), as well as two City Markets, a Natural Grocers, and a Wal-Mart in Montrose. Every Friday in season, Ridgway hosts a Farmers’ Market with foods, crafts, and gift items.

For those needing laundry facilities, we recommend the KOA campground, which is just south and across the river on County Road 23. They charge $5 per load and have told us our guests are welcome to use their laundry facilities. We've been asked about adding a washing machine and dryer and, unfortunately, this space was not set up to allow for this.

Guesthouse Amenities:
- Private entrance with keypad
- Fully equipped kitchen with dishwasher, stove, microwave, refrigerator, starter organic coffee, a Mr. Coffee coffee maker, tea, dinnerware, ice-cube trays, and more
- Comfy-cozy king beds with down comforters and pillows
- A spacious living room with a deep couch, recliner, automatic fireplace, and reading chair, as well a 50-inch internet ready TV, games, books, and more
- A sparkling bathtub/shower
- An outdoor table with an umbrella (during warm months)
- An outdoor grill (year-round)
- A river park with rocking chairs, side tables, a hammock, and a picnic table (during warm months)
- Spectacular views, fresh air, and plenty of pesticide-free acreage to rest and roam and enjoy silence and nature
- Free and easy parking at the foot of the guesthouse stairs
- Air conditioning window units in warm months, table and ceiling fans, and heat
- Strong wireless Internet
- Internet-ready TV
- Shelving for clothes, suitcase stands, closets, hangers, a clothing iron, and a hair dryer

House Rules:
- No smoking on the property indoors or out (this is a strict rule, so if you’re a smoker, please find another place you will enjoy)
- Not suitable for pets
- No parties or events
- No hunting

Check-in/Check-out:
- Check-in is anytime after 4 p.m.
- Check out is by 11 a.m.
- Self check-in with keypad

We especially welcome guests who will treat our home as you would your own, carefully keeping it beautiful for other guests and your future visits.

We look forward to hearing from and hosting you!