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★ Hook’s Lair ★ 4 BR Home w/ Barcade ★ Close to Downtown/Nationwide/German Vil★
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Reviews
9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
4 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 81785 sq ft
Popular amenities
Explore the area

Columbus, OH
- Place, Schiller Park13 min walk
- Place, Lou Berliner Sports Park3 min drive
- Place, Nationwide Children's Hospital4 min drive
- Airport, Columbus, OH (CMH-John Glenn Columbus Intl.)15 min drive
Rooms & beds
4 bedrooms (sleeps 8)
Bedroom 1
3 King Beds and 1 Double Bed
1 bathroom
Bathroom 1
Spaces
Deck or patio
Porch or lanai
Kitchen
Outdoor play area
Garden
About this property
★ Hook’s Lair ★ 4 BR Home w/ Barcade ★ Close to Downtown/Nationwide/German Vil★
Welcome home, captain, to your 4 BR 1 BA pirate's lair in Southern Orchards.
We equipped all bedrooms with Smart TVs and Smart Beds.
The living room includes a Pirate Ship, Barcade, 70" TV, board games, your personal library and your captain's desk and computer (stacked with even more games).
Grill out in your fenced and turfed yard, including a shaded pavilion, lounge seating, and outdoor dining amenities.
10 min to OSU/airport. Private parking. 15% off stays of 7 nights or more.
• Four bedrooms, one bathroom.
• Please note that the attic bedroom can only be accessed by a hidden door in the 3rd bedroom. The entryway to the room is narrow, and not all guests may be able to fit.
• While the rest of the house has central A/C, the attic is cooled by a portable A/C unit.
• Living room has a 70” smart TV with complementary Sling TV service and access to all your streaming subscriptions.
• Each bedroom has an adjustable bed and 55” smart TV.
• Kitchen has stainless steel appliances and comes equipped with basic cooking tools. • Office in the living room comes with a desk and computer.
• Fenced in backyard with hammock, grill, and patio seating.
• Clean towels and linens are provided.
• Combo washer/dryer and ironing board in the kitchen.
Guests will have access to the entire property minus the basement and two storage closets on the second floor. We value the privacy of our guests, but are available by message or phone call if you need any assistance.
Southern Orchards is a neighborhood near Nationwide Children’s hospital undergoing rapid redevelopment.
CHECK IN: Check in is at 4 PM or later.
CHECK OUT: Check out is at 11 AM
PARKING: There are free private off-street parking spaces behind the house. Additional free on-street parking anywhere on the street in front of the house.
CAMERAS: In order to prevent parties, there are two Ring cameras on the property that record all motion in the front and back yards. They are attached to the front porch and back exterior wall of the house and face outward so they cannot record the interior of the house in any way.
We equipped all bedrooms with Smart TVs and Smart Beds.
The living room includes a Pirate Ship, Barcade, 70" TV, board games, your personal library and your captain's desk and computer (stacked with even more games).
Grill out in your fenced and turfed yard, including a shaded pavilion, lounge seating, and outdoor dining amenities.
10 min to OSU/airport. Private parking. 15% off stays of 7 nights or more.
• Four bedrooms, one bathroom.
• Please note that the attic bedroom can only be accessed by a hidden door in the 3rd bedroom. The entryway to the room is narrow, and not all guests may be able to fit.
• While the rest of the house has central A/C, the attic is cooled by a portable A/C unit.
• Living room has a 70” smart TV with complementary Sling TV service and access to all your streaming subscriptions.
• Each bedroom has an adjustable bed and 55” smart TV.
• Kitchen has stainless steel appliances and comes equipped with basic cooking tools. • Office in the living room comes with a desk and computer.
• Fenced in backyard with hammock, grill, and patio seating.
• Clean towels and linens are provided.
• Combo washer/dryer and ironing board in the kitchen.
Guests will have access to the entire property minus the basement and two storage closets on the second floor. We value the privacy of our guests, but are available by message or phone call if you need any assistance.
Southern Orchards is a neighborhood near Nationwide Children’s hospital undergoing rapid redevelopment.
CHECK IN: Check in is at 4 PM or later.
CHECK OUT: Check out is at 11 AM
PARKING: There are free private off-street parking spaces behind the house. Additional free on-street parking anywhere on the street in front of the house.
CAMERAS: In order to prevent parties, there are two Ring cameras on the property that record all motion in the front and back yards. They are attached to the front porch and back exterior wall of the house and face outward so they cannot record the interior of the house in any way.
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House Rules
Check in after 4:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 18
Check out before 11:00 AM
Children
Children allowed: ages 0–17
Please note, house is not child-proofed.
Events
No events allowed
Pets
Pets allowed: limit 3 total
Guest must pick up all waste prior to check out.
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Long-term renters welcome
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock
Property Registration Number 2024-0689
About the area
Columbus
South Side, a neighbourhood in Columbus, is home to this holiday home. Champions of Columbus Golf Course and Magic Mountain Fun Center East are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those in the mood for shopping can visit Easton Town Center and North Market. Travelling with kids? Make time for COSI, or head to an event or a match at Nationwide Arena. Make sure you get close to the area's animals with activities such as game walks and birdwatching.

Columbus, OH
What's nearby
- Schiller Park - 13 min walk - 1.1 km
- Lou Berliner Sports Park - 3 min drive - 1.8 km
- Nationwide Children's Hospital - 4 min drive - 2.1 km
- Scioto Audubon Metro Park - 4 min drive - 2.2 km
- Schwartz Castle - 4 min drive - 2.1 km
Getting around
Restaurants
- Donatos Pizza - 11 min walk
- Toolbox Saloon - 8 min walk
- Two Dollar Radio Headquarters - 7 min walk
- Plank's Cafe & Pizzeria - 18 min walk
- Rally's - 11 min walk
Frequently asked questions
Reviews
9.2
Wonderful
Reviews are presented in chronological order, subject to a moderation process, and verified unless otherwise labelled.
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Cleanliness
9.8/10
Check-in
10/10
Communication
8.4/10
Location
9.0/10
Listing accuracy
Reviews
17 Jul, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2025
10/10 Excellent
Kevin K.
23 Dec, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
A GRRRRReat stay!
Kevin K.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2024
6/10 Okay
david h.
16 Oct, 2025
Liked: Check-in, communication
Disliked: Location

david h.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025
8/10 Good
Innsomatic f.
9 Feb, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Fun weekend excusion
Innsomatic f.
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2025
10/10 Excellent
Doug S.
10 Dec, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great place.
Doug S.
Stayed 5 nights in Nov 2024
10/10 Excellent
Lauren K.
26 Oct, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great location
Lauren K.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024
10/10 Excellent
Deborah T.
28 Dec, 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Amazing experience!!
Deborah T.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2023
10/10 Excellent
Frank K.
30 May, 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Bachelor Party
Frank K.
Stayed 4 nights in May 2023
10/10 Excellent
Angela L.
2 Aug, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Perfect family home!
Angela L.
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024
10/10 Excellent
Amanda H.
4 May, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Spring Break Pirate Adventure
Amanda H.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024
10/10 Excellent
Carrie D.
12 Jul, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Awesome host Awesome house
Carrie D.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2024
10/10 Excellent
Thomas B.
13 Nov, 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
An oasis and hideaway
Thomas B.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2023
4/10 Poor
Jessica B.
15 Aug, 2025
Liked: Communication
Disliked: Cleanliness, location, listing accuracy
Jessica B.
Stayed 5 nights in Aug 2025
10/10 Excellent
Chris B.
17 Jul, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Fun place for family
Chris B.
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024
8/10 Good
Liz B.
5 Sept, 2022
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, listing accuracy
Pirate House
Liz B.
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2022
10/10 Excellent
Natalie R.
1 Aug, 2022
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Super fun theme!
Natalie R.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2022
10/10 Excellent
Greg J.
22 Nov, 2021
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Entertaining Place for a Columbus Stay
Greg J.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2021
10/10 Excellent
Kari K.
9 Jun, 2021
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Awesome place!
Kari K.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2021
About the host
Hosted by Samuel Goldberg
I'm a moderately geeky guy with a passion for history and design. I dedicate substantial time and effort to this house and am always eager for recommendations re continuous improvements/changes.
Why they chose this property
Southern Orchards is a quiet neighborhood that's close to the best Columbus has to offer: 5 mins to Nationwide Children's Hospital, directly proximate to German Village, 5 mins to downtown, and 10 minutes to OSU and the Short North.
What makes this property unique
We meticulously and thoroughly renovated and modernized this century old brick Victorian home. We added luxury conveniences while integrating the home's original design with an entertaining Pirate theme throughout.
Languages:
English
Premier Host
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