The Heist, A River Retreat

The Heist, A River Retreat: Private Riverfront • Kayak/Canoe Launch• Loveland Bike Trail • Prime Fishing • Kings Island • Creek Walking • Campfires • Luxury Amenities | New: OCT2023 Hot Tub!

`Steal` some time away from busy life and enjoy a peaceful getaway at `The Heist` - our second, and newly (yet historically) renovated river retreat at Watershed! Located directly on the majestic Little Miami River (with a private beach and kayak launch), surrounded by wooded hillsides, and a natural wellspring-fed creek, this is the ideal setting for both relaxation & fun for all ages. Built in 1860, this historic, character-filled, rustic wood cabin has just been lovingly restored and strikes a charming balance of both ‘very old’ and ‘very new’.

Built before the Civil War, yet later earning its place in Cincinnati lore for a famous Rembrandt art heist (gone wrong), this quiet riverfront cabin has been brought back to life - loaded with quirky features, comfy outdoor swings and gliders on screened porches, a private campfire area by the rushing creek and even an original outhouse!

You`ll fall in love with the park-like grounds, the private fire pit surrounded by adirondack chairs, & sweeping river views, as well as over 300 ft of private shoreline to wade out in pristine waters, cast a line and snag a smallmouth, or easily launch a kayak for a lazy float trip with friends.

If ‘unplugged’ fun or a quiet getaway (without having to drive anywhere) is what you’ve been seeking, The Heist delivers like no other vacation retreat! Tune in to nature’s soundtrack of rustling leaves, clear, rushing creek water, birds chattering and frogs croaking. Enjoy your morning coffee by the water, watching the bald eagles soar through the Sycamore trees, or unwind with an evening glass of wine on the oversized front porch swing, or catch the game on the outdoor TV, while lounging on the private, screened-in back porch.

Roast some toasty s’mores around the private firepit and fall asleep to a free nightly symphony, compliments of the crickets and bullfrogs in the distance . If it gets a little rainy, come inside and choose a board game, work a jigsaw puzzle, read a book, watch a movie, or simply lay on the outdoor couch and let the rushing creek lull you to sleep.

Planning winter travel?? The Heist is perfect for those cold winter nights, too! While you can set the new HVAC system to your desired temps, a fully restored and working, wood-burning buck stove will keep you cozy in the living room, with ample wood in the stocked wood shed just outside. And the snowy vistas from the hillsides to the waterfront are absolutely breathtaking.
Coming in September! New Hot Tub at The Heist! Outdoor hot tub for 6+ people. Relax on a snowy, chilly night, while unwinding in a private spa under the stars. Then, grab a fluffy beach towel and head in to warm up by the fire.

Looking to venture out? Head into downtown Loveland! While you may feel removed from it all, just remember that all of Loveland’s modern conveniences are just a short ride away - luxury restaurants, quaint boutiques, cold (adult!) beverages. Plus, quick trips to the grocery store or a great local pizza or Mexican restaurant are less than a 5 minute drive from the house!

Love the location, but have a larger party? Check out The Lookout, a River Retreat! Located adjacent to The Heist, this fully renovated property at Watershed accommodates up to 14 people and is the perfect option for larger group or family gatherings!

`The Heist` Home Features:
- Renovation completed 2023 - Fully Updated
- Fully Stocked Kitchen
- Private front and back screened-in porches
- Sleeps 6 People! (Two Bedrooms, 1 Full Bathroom)
- Family Friendly (Pack-N-Play, High Chair, Kid Games, etc)
- Direct, easy access to the Little Miami River, with private kayak/canoe launch and pull-out from our shoreline. No need to search for limited public park access to launch or pull out a kayak on the LM River!
- Plenty of Onsite Parking
- Private gathering Area along the creek w/ Seating & Fire Pit
- Creek Walking
- Fishing & Kayaking
- All Digital Access - High-speed Fioptics WiFi
- Powerful Wifi (in house)
- Two Large Living Spaces (indoor and outdoor) w/ Smart TVs!
- Tech Friendly
- Available for Corporate retreats
- Located less than 10 Minutes to Kings Island
- Loveland Bike Trail - Several Access Points Within Minutes from House (Closest Access 8 Minutes via Bike) Mostly Flat Bike Ride
- Located 30 Minutes to Downtown Cincinnati
- Less than 5 Min from major shopping locations (Grocery Stores, Shopping, etc)
- Public Goods (Soaps, Shampoos, Conditioners)

Other things to note
Things to Do:
Downtown Loveland | Open Container
Several Higher End establishments (Bars, Eateries, Boutiques, Ice Cream Shops, Coffee Shops, Sweets, Pizza and more), Live entertainment on the river Options!
Loveland Bike Trail (Bike Rentals, Water Toys Rentals, etc )
Kings Island & Soak City (Less than 10 Minutes Away)
Historic Loveland Castle (New in 2023 - Wine tastings at the castle!)
Loveland PlayHouse
Fishing (Ohio Gaming License Required)
Nearby Golf Courses
Loveland Farmers Market


The space
3 Queen Size Beds
1 Bathroom
Fully Stocked Kitchen
Full-size, front-load washer & dryer
Wood-burning Buck Stove Fireplace
Several Amazing Outdoor Spaces
Note: The steps to the 2nd bedroom are completely and structually restored and sound, but they are at a steeper pitch than normal.