Ceiling air vent in living area popped out (had been stuck on using 2-sided tape).Storm water not connected properly so a swamp has formed near back door downstairs. Dog enjoyed it… very gross!Only sunlight in downstairs twin bedroom (which was not made up for us…no sheets available) came through glass door which had no blind/covering. Zero privacy. No windows for ventilation Kitchen- not one platter, decent knife, can opener, salad bowl, Tupperware container, 2 tea towels only, no dishwashing liquid…Frypan warpedNo large saucepan if you want to say, boil some pasta. Just one small-medium saucepan. Dishwasher the smallest we’d ever seen and didn’t do its job.No turntable in the microwaveAnts on kitchen bench to greet us on arrivalNo clothes dryer and the Hills Hoist is broken and just a few meagre cobwebby pegsNo wifiVeneer flooring lifting up in downstairs bedroomUncovered EXTERNAL stairs between 2 levels. Advertising failed to mention this- very difficult for our 2 elderly guests. OUTSIDE bathroom/laundry/toilet downstairs. No bathmat. No laundry powder (just for a complimentary first wash). Smallest shower space we’d ever seen. Unusable so all used the upstairs shower Zero closet space/hangers. Need to live out of suitcases and boxes 2 single beds downstairs hadn’t been made up nor were there sheets provided as hosts had “presumed” our sleeping arrangements and decided we’d only need 3 of the 4 bedrooms!More to say but no room. Wouldn’t recommend