COSY 2 BEDROOM COUNTRY COTTAGE ON NON WORKING FARM

What a really sad person, I just despair at people that invent all sorts of things to leave a bad review, a review is supposed to be based on your stay not your drive through a farm yard, clearly you have never been in a farm yard before, but even most of what you said about that is just incredible, if you can find anywhere in the country where you can get a cottage as nice as ours at the price I will be amazed, saying two out of ten because of the size of the tv, I did not know weter to laugh or cry, we only have two caravans stored with us near the gate right over the other side from the cottage, and these belong to our neighbours who use them on a regular basis, so far from being derilect as you call them, I'm sure they will be happy to hear what you think of teir pride and joy, there is no crane this is clearly a figment of your strang imagination., there are no scrap cars the only cars in the yard are all cas that are used, I would love to know where this so called engine is ?. our so called decrepid barns are all in daily use,with the exception of one which is in a somewhat derilict condition, but this is a 400 year old farm, and farm yard. sorry we don't have modern building just to please your strange standards, in 5 years you are the only person to say the tv was to small, this is just an holiday cottage and strangley enough most people that come here come to enjoy the area and use the cottage as a base to explore, I have no idea where these so called motorhomes were , the only motorhome on the yard is actually behind an enclosed area, not even possible to see unless you were being incredably nosey going down every little nook you could find looking for fault, the fact is the cottage is attached to the house , it was fully modernised 4 years ago after not being used for a while, the views from the cottage are at the front the duck pond with our ducks and at the rear over open fields , you do need to drive through the yard to get to the cottage, but it is clearly explained to you !!!. not sure why you struggled to get a car around a corner that my husband take a 7.5 ton truck down when we have no guests staying with us, other times a luton long wheel base van with a 20ft trailer on the back again when we have no guests here, while we have guests staying his trucks are never on site, but his trailer is. on the bright side, I am really happy that you will not be coming to stay with us again, but since we get over 20% returning guests. which is very very high in the the hospitality business, you will I'm sure appreciate the loss is not ours, thankfully the many 5 star reviews we get more than compensate for the very rare over expectations of the odd guest,

Hi Roy and Inge, Sorry for not replying sooner, I can only apologise. I was locked out of my email account I use for Vrbo.,normally the computer remembers passwords on this account but for some reason it stopped working, and Bernie could not find the password, , Bernie writes every thing on paper , he does not like storing things on the computer, but we are up and running again now, I am happy you had a good stay with us, Thank you for the items you left, it was very kind of you, We are glad your journey home went well, many many thanks Yan and Bernie.

Thank you so much for your kind review, we look forward to seeing you all again next year, perfect guest's !. many thanks Yan