Welcome to The Fun House â our not-so-level, full-of-character home that proudly leans to the north! Nope, we're not joking. Years of military testing at the nearby base caused the ground to shift, and now the house has a noticeable tilt â a local Lawton quirk that's part of the charm. If you need perfect balance, this probably isnât the place for you. But if you're up for a little adventure and lots of laughs, youâll fit right in
What You Get:
4 bedrooms, cozy living room
Large dining table for family meals, beer pong, or buffet-style dining
Equipped kitchen with basics to prepare a full meal
Laundry room with washer/dryer
Smart TVs in bedrooms with Roku (no cable)
Free, fast WiFi
Fully fenced backyard with propane BBQ grill, picnic table, and outdoor seating
Pet Friendly: We welcome your furry friends, but if you're Ms. Clean or Mr. Picky... this might not be the ideal match. Please be respectful â no free-range pets indoors or accidents left behind.
Basic Supplies: We provide a starter set of essentials (soap, toilet paper, coffee, etc.), but for longer stays, you'll want to stock up. Walmart is just 2 miles away.
Important Notes:
This is Oklahoma â it's hot, dry, and wild. Crickets, June bugs, spiders, and snakes live here too. We spray weekly with a pet- and people-safe commercial bug treatment, but you'll still see some.
Please donât adjust the A/C too much â it works well, and youâll be chilly at times.
Noise ordinance is in effect, so be kind to our neighbors.
Parking is limited â carpool if you can.
We want your stay to be fun, easy, and real. Ask questions if you have them.
This is not a luxury resort. Itâs a real house, in a real military town, with real quirks. Come prepared, bring your humor, and youâll love it.