Dear Hoo-man Family,

Call me Doggy Ishmael!

I just want to feel the wind in my beard and the soft sand between my paw pads. And if you snag this beach house before anyone else, I'll be able to daydream away over the holidays. I’ll spend my downtime chasing birds when I’m not keeping watch on our family from my legit lifeguard perch. (We all know I'm really the one holding this operation together and keeping everyone safe.)

Please be the first hoo-mans to fetch Best Bud's Beach House on 12/9/21 at 12 p.m. CT so I can bask in the sun all day and snooze on my nautically striped bed when I’ve had too much fun. There’s even a rooftop checkerboard for you, and, let’s be honest, for the littlest hoo-mans, so I can get some peace and quiet while you’re all entertained. The scene may even remind you of all those "Baywatch" reruns you pretend we never watched together.

The cost for my holiday beach house is $100, and Vrbo will also make a $10,000 donation to the Best Friends Animal Society. So, while you're treating me, you’re also helping my friends. That makes me smile. And yes, that’s a real smile. Not anthropomorphism on your part.

How about setting your alarm for 12/9/21 at NOON CT so you can catch this surfside wonder for me? I’ll just be here, where I always am, your loyal friend and companion, wagging my tail and making everything OK.

Love,

Your devoted doggo, David Hasselwolf

Book-to-buy it here 12/9 NOON CT

Dog House Dimensions: 26" x 35" x 28" (AKC Kennel Size: Medium/Intermediate)