Unfortunately for my family and I, we set high expectations of sun, sand (and sanitation) during our short-lived vacation at this location. While this beach house is indeed on the sand, the house itself left much to be desired. It has been run down, abused and not been given the much-needed attention it deserves to truly make it a beach getaway. The living room sofa, while offering a perfect view of a gorgeous beach sunset, looks like it was a cast away from Goodwill, spotted with stains and holes and odor; needless to say, we were disgusted by its appearance and did not have the courage to sit in it, ever. The bedrooms are spacious; the bedding smells of mold; the pillows stained from wear and tear (and previous throw-up?); the TVs mounted on the wall as if a painting hung sadly, since only one worked. The towels made available were run-down, leftovers from the local gym. This resulted in us purchasing our own sheets, towels, blankets and pillows to attempt to sleep and bathe comfortably (and lots of Febreeze!). Careful of the toilet seats, as all have begun to peel; whether from wear or weather, watch out when relieving yourself! The stove-top burners, atop a stained, peeling stove, tilt slightly to the left, so be careful when cooking. The stained green carpet leading upstairs, protected by bathtub plastic liners bolted on each step, luckily ends once you land on the second floor. Bring flip-flops; we did not take them off ever in the house.

If all you are looking for is location, and by location - literally a house on the sand - you've found it. If you're looking for a well-maintained, comfortable, clean location to enjoy while on vacation... keep looking.

After all, "If you expect nothing... you won't be disappointed." Sylvia Plath