Fox Pass Cabins….on Fox Pass Cutoff in Hot Springs, ARKANSAS….is HOME of the HOT SPRANG’S HILLBILLY HILTIN…..A Little Bit Hillbilly, A Whole Lot of Hiltin!
When you stay at the Hillbilly Hiltin, you get to experience “Southern Comfort” at its best! Nothing says ‘Relax” like a Log Cabin in the woods, Big Ole Comfy Beds and a Warm Toasty Fireplace.
Some of our Most Favored Features:
• Sleep in the BED of an old ’64 Chevy Pickup! King with Custom Mattress…
• An Old Fashioned High Tank Toilet, just like the Thomas Crapper!
• A Big Ole Horse Trough size Bathtub: Fill it with our own Well Drilled Arkansas Mineral Water
• Hillbilly Hot Tub surrounded by Arkansas boulders in a beautiful natural setting.
• A Big Ole Hardwood Tree soaring to the 20’ Ceilings; Even a few squirrels in the tree!
• Our Organic Breakfast Staples provided by own very own French Chef… Le~Adeline!
We have an important Message from Ma & Pa
We at FOX PASS CABINS, want to welcome you to the HOT SPRANG’S HILLBILLY HILTIN… We hope you enjoy your time here and all that Hot Sprang’s, ARKANSAS has to offer. It was our desire to build a cabin that would give you a comfortable stay with a few grins and giggles along the way! The Hot Sprang’s Hillbilly Hiltin sits on some 50 acres in the Ouachita Forest in Hot Springs National Park. WE WELCOME YOU! Come on in, set a spell….Brang the young-uns and lets all have a real hillbilly whooping good time!
We have the most unikee HILLBILLY HILTIN cabin you ever saw. It even has real aunti-q’s in it. Ya’ll will also find little “surprizes” ever-whare. There’s a big ole tree with a tree fort, even got squirrels and raccoons a running around peekin at ye. Theres a big old truck bed outfitted with the very best of Custom Made luxeramous mattress to sleep in…. You and the young-uns come on down, you’ll have a good time, Ifin ya don’t, its cause yer a stickinthemud!
Now, Ma & Pa just want to make a few thang’s straight……This aint no fancy resort or nothin’…we aint got no swammin pool, we aint got no goff balls, we aint got none of them fancy exercising machines….unless you wanna chop firwood! YeHaw!!! What we do have is the cutest, most funnest little Hillbilly Cabin ye ever saw! We didn’t go cheep on the beds, we got lots a food fer ye, the quilts is warm and we even got an indoor outhouse! YeHAWWW. A real old fashioned high tanker just like the “Famous Thomas Crapper Toilet” Yep, that’s right folks, don’t even hafta run out in the nite to go! Ye get to go in real STYLE, ye even git a roll of our very own custom toilet paper! No corn cob or catalog here folks! Check out our AMENITIES PAGE on our website, for all our conveniences.
Fox Pass Cabins is just outside the city limit so we are perty close in but we are also perty quiet out here. You usually don’t hear the coyotes nor the hounds or nothin’….but sometimes an old rooster might and crow on ye….. Then thares the neighbor…. Well, ever once in a while he gets a hankeron to up and shoot some bullits, he ain’t shootin at nothin! He’s just shootin!, don’t be alarmed or nothin, don’t go calling the Poleece on him….. He usually runs outa bullits after a little while.
Come on down to Hot Sprang’s and git ye a nip of shine if you have a hankeron fer it….Then drive on down to the Hillbilly Hiltin and relax and have a few grins and giggles! Even them city slickers that came and spent the nite, left here Hillbilly Happy!