10/10 Excellent
Verified traveller
13 May, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
San Bernard River house
Verified traveller
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025
Entire home
Barndo Escape • Pool • River • Firepit • Game Zone
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Reviews
10 out of 10
Exceptional
4 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 153253 sq ft
Popular amenities
Explore the area
Brazoria, TX
- Intracoastal Waterway
- Port of Freeport37 min drive
- Surfside Beach47 min drive
Rooms & beds
4 bedrooms (sleeps 15)
Bedroom 2
1 Queen Bed
Bedroom 3
1 Queen Bed
Bedroom 4
2 Double Beds and 1 Single Bed
Master Bedroom
1 King Bed
2 bathrooms
Bathroom 2
Soap · Towels provided · Toilet · Shower only · Shampoo · Hair dryer
Master Bath
Soap · Towels provided · Toilet · Shower only · Shampoo · Hair dryer
Spaces
Deck or patio
Porch or lanai
Kitchen
Separate dining area
Outdoor play area
Garden
Dining area
About this property
Barndo Escape • Pool • River • Firepit • Game Zone
Welcome to the San Bernard River House – Your Ultimate Houston Area Getaway!
Escape to the San Bernard River House in Brazoria, TX, just an hour from Downtown Houston, and enjoy the perfect staycation. Whether you're relaxing by the heated pool, playing mini-golf, fishing along the river, or enjoying a breathtaking river sunset, this home offers it all. Inside, dive into fun with the full-size pool table, board games, and six flat-screen TVs. With a fully stocked kitchen, cozy bedrooms, and a private riverfront backyard, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, take advantage of our concierge services for the ultimate convenience and relaxation!
HOME HIGHLIGHTS
Stunning San Bernard River Views – Watch wildlife and river sunsets right from your backyard.
Heated Pool – Available on request ($50/day, 24+ hour notice, 80°F temperature), perfect for year-round swimming.
Mini-Golf – Fun for all ages with clubs and balls provided.
Fishing – Brackish water fishing off the property’s bulkhead.
Spacious Dining & Living Areas – Comfortable seating for 15+ guests with multiple TVs and a fireplace.
Game Room – Full-size pool table and arcade games.
Fully Equipped Kitchen – High-end appliances, pots, pans, and a Keurig coffee maker.
Pet-Friendly – Bring your furry friends for an additional fee.
EV Charging Available – Request ahead for $50 per day.
BACKYARD PARADISE
Heated Pool – Enjoy depths from 3.5 to 6 feet with optional heating.
Outdoor Furniture & Awnings – Relax in style with seating and tables for dining or lounging.
Mini-Golf Area – Perfect for some friendly competition.
Fishing Access – Fish off the bulkhead on the San Bernard River.
INDOOR AMENITIES
Spacious Bedrooms – King and Queen beds, flat-screen TVs, and private bathrooms.
Modern Bathrooms – Stone pebble showers and natural stone sinks.
Living Area – Comfortable sectional sofas, perfect for lounging with Roku TVs.
CONCIERGE SERVICES
Elevate your stay with exclusive concierge services! From booking local experiences to arranging in-home meals or massages, we handle the details for you.
LOCAL ATTRACTIONS
Explore nearby parks, historic sites, and museums, including:
San Bernard National Wildlife Refuge
Levi Jordan Plantation State Historical Site
West Brazos Golf Center
Sea Center Texas
And more!
HOUSE RULES
Maximum Occupancy: 15 overnight guests, 25 daytime guests.
Quiet Hours: 10 pm - 8 am. Noise should be kept to a minimum.
Smoking: No smoking inside the house.
Pets: 1 dog allowed (additional fee, must be crated when you’re away).
No trucks, trailers, or RVs plugged in without prior approval.
Parking: No parking on the grass.
Book your stay at San Bernard River House today and experience the ultimate relaxation and fun getaway in Brazoria, TX!
- Common area A/C will have a minimum setpoint of 75F. Common area heat will have a maximum setpoint of 75F.
- We kindly ask that the bedroom A/C stays above 70F and the bedroom heat stays below 80F. However, you are able to make changes as needed.
Escape to the San Bernard River House in Brazoria, TX, just an hour from Downtown Houston, and enjoy the perfect staycation. Whether you're relaxing by the heated pool, playing mini-golf, fishing along the river, or enjoying a breathtaking river sunset, this home offers it all. Inside, dive into fun with the full-size pool table, board games, and six flat-screen TVs. With a fully stocked kitchen, cozy bedrooms, and a private riverfront backyard, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, take advantage of our concierge services for the ultimate convenience and relaxation!
HOME HIGHLIGHTS
Stunning San Bernard River Views – Watch wildlife and river sunsets right from your backyard.
Heated Pool – Available on request ($50/day, 24+ hour notice, 80°F temperature), perfect for year-round swimming.
Mini-Golf – Fun for all ages with clubs and balls provided.
Fishing – Brackish water fishing off the property’s bulkhead.
Spacious Dining & Living Areas – Comfortable seating for 15+ guests with multiple TVs and a fireplace.
Game Room – Full-size pool table and arcade games.
Fully Equipped Kitchen – High-end appliances, pots, pans, and a Keurig coffee maker.
Pet-Friendly – Bring your furry friends for an additional fee.
EV Charging Available – Request ahead for $50 per day.
BACKYARD PARADISE
Heated Pool – Enjoy depths from 3.5 to 6 feet with optional heating.
Outdoor Furniture & Awnings – Relax in style with seating and tables for dining or lounging.
Mini-Golf Area – Perfect for some friendly competition.
Fishing Access – Fish off the bulkhead on the San Bernard River.
INDOOR AMENITIES
Spacious Bedrooms – King and Queen beds, flat-screen TVs, and private bathrooms.
Modern Bathrooms – Stone pebble showers and natural stone sinks.
Living Area – Comfortable sectional sofas, perfect for lounging with Roku TVs.
CONCIERGE SERVICES
Elevate your stay with exclusive concierge services! From booking local experiences to arranging in-home meals or massages, we handle the details for you.
LOCAL ATTRACTIONS
Explore nearby parks, historic sites, and museums, including:
San Bernard National Wildlife Refuge
Levi Jordan Plantation State Historical Site
West Brazos Golf Center
Sea Center Texas
And more!
HOUSE RULES
Maximum Occupancy: 15 overnight guests, 25 daytime guests.
Quiet Hours: 10 pm - 8 am. Noise should be kept to a minimum.
Smoking: No smoking inside the house.
Pets: 1 dog allowed (additional fee, must be crated when you’re away).
No trucks, trailers, or RVs plugged in without prior approval.
Parking: No parking on the grass.
Book your stay at San Bernard River House today and experience the ultimate relaxation and fun getaway in Brazoria, TX!
- Common area A/C will have a minimum setpoint of 75F. Common area heat will have a maximum setpoint of 75F.
- We kindly ask that the bedroom A/C stays above 70F and the bedroom heat stays below 80F. However, you are able to make changes as needed.
Property manager
Raymond
Premier Host
Languages
English, Spanish
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Amenities
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Free WiFi
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House Rules
Check in after 4:00 PM
Check out before 10:00 AM
Children
Children allowed: ages 0–17
Events
Events allowed: family gatherings, birthday parties, weddings
Pets
Pets allowed: dogs less than 9 kg per pet (limit 2 pets total)
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Parties and events (including family gatherings, birthday parties and weddings) are allowed on site. Maximum attendees: 25
Long-term renters welcome
This property uses solar energy
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock
We should mention
This property does not have any lifts
About the area
Brazoria
Located in Brazoria, this holiday home is in a rural area and on the waterfront. Caney Creek and Dead Caney Lake reflect the area's natural beauty and area attractions include Sea Center Texas and Brazosport Museum of Natural Science. Make sure you get close to the area's animals with activities such as game walks and birdwatching.
Brazoria, TX
What's nearby
- Lake Jackson Historical Museum - 27 min drive - 27.0 km
- Port of Freeport - 37 min drive - 33.3 km
- Quintana Beach - 40 min drive - 37.0 km
- Sargent Beach - 44 min drive - 40.4 km
- Surfside Beach - 47 min drive - 51.5 km
Restaurants
- Cooter Brown's Country Club - 10 min drive
- Sonic Drive-In - 11 min drive
- Kenjo's BBQ - 10 min drive
- Dido's - 18 min drive
- Busters Bar - 10 min drive
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10/10 Excellent
Kimi H.
16 Aug, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Weekend getaway
Kimi H.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2024
10/10 Excellent
William H.
1 Dec, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Thanksgiving fun
William H.
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2024
10/10 Excellent
Aaron K.
18 Sept, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
LAN Party
Aaron K.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024
10/10 Excellent
Jeremy L.
1 Jun, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great River House Stay!
Jeremy L.
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025
10/10 Excellent
Giselle E.
12 May, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Relaxing gateway
Giselle E.
Stayed 1 night in May 2024
10/10 Excellent
Darnell B.
11 Sept, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Unbelievable Getaway
Darnell B.
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2024
10/10 Excellent
Chad V.
1 Aug, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
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About the host
Hosted by Raymond
Growing up in the Houston area, I have always had a deep appreciation for the outdoors, and particularly for the joys of swimming. There's just something about the warm sun beating down on your skin, the water lapping against your body, and the sound of laughter and splashing all around that creates a sense of pure bliss. And for me, that feeling is only heightened when I can also witness others experiencing it.
Now, as a parent myself, I have the pleasure of creating a backyard paradise for my own children. And I must admit, there is nothing more heartwarming than watching the smile on their faces as they splash around and create their own memories. But it's not just my immediate family that I enjoy hosting in our backyard paradise, it's also our extended family, friends, and neighbors. Being able to share this experience with others and see the joy it brings them is truly rewarding.
But perhaps the most fulfilling aspect of being a host in this backyard paradise is being able to provide these experiences for those who may not have the means or opportunity to do so themselves. Whether it's a family in need or a group of underprivileged children, nothing brings me more satisfaction than giving them a day filled with laughter, fun, and the joy of swimming.
As an advocate for the benefits of swimming and outdoor activities, I have witnessed firsthand the positive impact it can have on physical health, mental well-being, and overall happiness. And as a host, I have the privilege of creating and sharing these experiences with others. So if you ever find yourself in the Houston area, come take a dip in our backyard pool and experience the pure bliss that comes with swimming and watching recreational water activities. Trust me, you won't regret it.
Now, as a parent myself, I have the pleasure of creating a backyard paradise for my own children. And I must admit, there is nothing more heartwarming than watching the smile on their faces as they splash around and create their own memories. But it's not just my immediate family that I enjoy hosting in our backyard paradise, it's also our extended family, friends, and neighbors. Being able to share this experience with others and see the joy it brings them is truly rewarding.
But perhaps the most fulfilling aspect of being a host in this backyard paradise is being able to provide these experiences for those who may not have the means or opportunity to do so themselves. Whether it's a family in need or a group of underprivileged children, nothing brings me more satisfaction than giving them a day filled with laughter, fun, and the joy of swimming.
As an advocate for the benefits of swimming and outdoor activities, I have witnessed firsthand the positive impact it can have on physical health, mental well-being, and overall happiness. And as a host, I have the privilege of creating and sharing these experiences with others. So if you ever find yourself in the Houston area, come take a dip in our backyard pool and experience the pure bliss that comes with swimming and watching recreational water activities. Trust me, you won't regret it.
Why they chose this property
As I walk through the streets of my neighborhood, I am constantly in awe of its beauty and charm. The picturesque houses, the lush green lawns, and the serene atmosphere make it a truly idyllic place to call home. But what truly sets this neighborhood apart from others is its sense of community - something that is becoming increasingly rare in today's fast-paced world.
Another thing that sets this neighborhood apart is the love for boating and fishing that runs deep in the community. Almost every house has a boat parked in the driveway, and on weekends, the river comes alive with the sound of boat engines and the laughter of neighbors enjoying each other's company. It's a sight to behold - the camaraderie and sense of belonging that comes with being on the water together.
But it's not just about having a boat - it's about the shared passion for fishing that brings us all together. It's common to see neighbors exchanging fish stories and tips, or even collaborating on a fishing trip. And with most houses having their own piers and boathouses, it's easy to see why fishing is such a prominent activity here.
As I join my neighbors on the San Bernard River every weekend, I am reminded of the importance of a strong and supportive community. These simple yet profound connections with our neighbors not only enhance our quality of life, but also create a sense of belonging and purpose. In a world where we are increasingly connected digitally, it's heartwarming to see a community that is so tightly knit in real life.
So, if you're looking for a place to call home where the wow factor is not just in the physical surroundings, but in the relationships you form with your neighbors, look no further than this close-knit neighborhood on the San Bernard River. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
Another thing that sets this neighborhood apart is the love for boating and fishing that runs deep in the community. Almost every house has a boat parked in the driveway, and on weekends, the river comes alive with the sound of boat engines and the laughter of neighbors enjoying each other's company. It's a sight to behold - the camaraderie and sense of belonging that comes with being on the water together.
But it's not just about having a boat - it's about the shared passion for fishing that brings us all together. It's common to see neighbors exchanging fish stories and tips, or even collaborating on a fishing trip. And with most houses having their own piers and boathouses, it's easy to see why fishing is such a prominent activity here.
As I join my neighbors on the San Bernard River every weekend, I am reminded of the importance of a strong and supportive community. These simple yet profound connections with our neighbors not only enhance our quality of life, but also create a sense of belonging and purpose. In a world where we are increasingly connected digitally, it's heartwarming to see a community that is so tightly knit in real life.
So, if you're looking for a place to call home where the wow factor is not just in the physical surroundings, but in the relationships you form with your neighbors, look no further than this close-knit neighborhood on the San Bernard River. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
What makes this property unique
Escape to your dream vacation home, where the main level boasts stunning San Bernard River views and a spacious, open-concept layout perfect for family and friends. Relax on the spacious river front patio and soak in the beauty of the San Bernard River! Or take a dip in the waterfront pool while letting all your worries melt away. Spend your days casting a line in the crystal clear waters, indulging in delicious meals, and creating unforgettable memories. This is the perfect retreat for those seeking a truly upscale vacation experience.
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