10/10 Excellent
Lisa M.
7 Jul, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Amazing for our first blended getaway!
Lisa M.
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025
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The Lazy Joey, Stylish New 3/2 Near Round Top, Lake Somerville & Aggie Game Day!
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Reviews
10 out of 10
Exceptional
3 bedrooms2 bathroomsSleeps 81300 sq ft
Popular amenities
Explore the area
Somerville, TX
- Lake Somerville State Park - Birch Creek3 min drive
- Somerville Lake4 min drive
- Rocky Creek Park48 min drive
- College Station, TX (CLL-Easterwood)47 min drive
Rooms & beds
3 bedrooms (sleeps 8)
Bedroom 1
1 Queen Bed
Bedroom 2
1 Queen Bed
Bedroom 3
2 Single Bunk Beds
2 bathrooms
Bathroom 1
Towels provided · Toilet · Shower only · Hair dryer
Bathroom 2
Soap · Towels provided · Toilet · Shower only · Hair dryer
Spaces
About this property
The Lazy Joey, Stylish New 3/2 Near Round Top, Lake Somerville & Aggie Game Day!
Step into The Lazy Joey, a brand-new, high-end retreat designed for comfort, style, and unforgettable stays. With 3 spacious bedrooms, 2 modern bathrooms, and upscale finishes throughout, this home is perfect for families, friend groups, or anyone seeking a stylish escape close to Texas’ favorite destinations.
Located in Somerville, you’ll be minutes from Lake Somerville State Park, just 35 minutes to College Station, and 45 minutes to Round Top. Whether you’re hosting a game-day gathering, shopping the antique fairs, or relaxing by the lake, The Lazy Joey is your ideal home base.
Located in Somerville, you’ll be minutes from Lake Somerville State Park, just 35 minutes to College Station, and 45 minutes to Round Top. Whether you’re hosting a game-day gathering, shopping the antique fairs, or relaxing by the lake, The Lazy Joey is your ideal home base.
Property manager
Pete & Tonya
Premier Host
Languages
English
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Amenities
Washing machine
Dryer
Pet-friendly
Air conditioning
Parking available
Barbecue grill
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House Rules
Check in after 4:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 24
Check out before 11:00 AM
Children
Children allowed: ages 0–17
Events
No events allowed
Pets
Pets allowed: dogs (limit 2 total)
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Check-out instructions
The host requires you to complete the following before checking out:
Load and start the dishwasher
Strip any used beds, gather used towels and store extra beds
Remove personal items, remove leftover food and drinks and take out the rubbish
Turn off the lights, lock the doors and return the keys
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Long-term renters welcome
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
About the area
Somerville
Somerville is home to this holiday home. Lake Somerville State Park - Birch Creek and Somerville Lake reflect the area's natural beauty and area attractions include Burton Railroad Depot & Museum and Horseshoe Junction Amusement Park. Hattie Powers Park and Antique Rose Emporium are also worth visiting.
Somerville, TX
What's nearby
- Lake Somerville State Park - Birch Creek - 3 min drive - 1.5 km
- Somerville Lake - 4 min drive - 1.9 km
- Texas A&M University - College Station - 47 min drive - 59.3 km
- Rocky Creek Park - 48 min drive - 45.3 km
- Kyle Field - 50 min drive - 65.2 km
Getting around
Restaurants
- Buffalo Bar & Grill - 4 min drive
- Freedom Ranch - 9 min drive
- Land - 41 min drive
- The Point - 39 min drive
- La Bahia Hall - 18 min drive
Frequently asked questions
Reviews
10
Exceptional
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Cleanliness
10/10
Check-in
10/10
Communication
10/10
Location
10/10
Listing accuracy
Reviews
About the host
Hosted by Pete & Tonya
At MarCupial Retreats, we’re passionate about creating stays that guests will talk about long after they leave. Based right here in Texas, we love designing brand-new, stylish homes that blend comfort with convenience perfect for lake days, antique adventures, or game-day weekends. Hosting isn’t just our job it’s our joy. We take pride in making each property feel ready the moment you walk in, so all you have to do is relax, explore, and enjoy.
Why they chose this property
We picked this neighborhood because it’s the sweet spot between relaxation and adventure. In just minutes you can launch a boat at Lake Somerville, shop treasures at Round Top’s Antique Week, or cheer on the Aggies at Kyle Field. Back here, it’s peaceful, quiet, and perfect for unwinding with family and friends after a day of fun.
What makes this property unique
The Lazy Joey combines laid-back charm with luxury living in a brand-new 3-bedroom, 2-bath design. Every detail is fresh and thoughtfully chosen, from the plush bedding to the gleaming kitchen. You’ll love the open living space for gathering, the quiet neighborhood for unwinding, and the unbeatable location near Lake Somerville, Round Top, and College Station.
Languages:
English
Premier Host
They consistently provide great experiences for their guests
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