A hazardous, unusable shower. A dodgy entry door. A musty bathroom. A blocked sink. Cheap furnishings. All this can be yours with a booking.Undoubtedly, the location is convenient and price is affordable. But imagine staying here for two nights before an international flight: All you want is a shower, some last-minute fun, and some rest...Your shower's cold-water valve is faulty; the only setting is SCALDING. You try a sink bath, but the drain is clogged. You struggle on the slippery floor, but there's no bathmat. You sacrifice one of your personal towels and notice the floor beginning to mould.You settle in for some Netflix but are surprised by the sound of the entry door opening repeatedly against the security chain.You slam the door, and the batteries fall out of the cheap security code box. You're wary about being told to leave the bathroom window open for venting.You message the host and receive long, gaslit paragraphs about how you must be mistaken. Anyway, you were supposed to pull the handle up to lock!You're tired and scared; you'll reply tomorrow.You sleep poorly on a bed unfit for adults. Security lights pierce the blinds, so you try to close the barn door. It's stuck. With the windows shut, there's no airflow, and one of the fans is broken.Your reply prompts more gaslighting. You request compensation for your trouble and are told you weren't responsive enough; apparently, you should have timed your outings and showers around the host's repair team.