Pool • Sauna • Pickleball/Basketball • Turf Field • Game Room • Sleeps 26

Escape to Buy Dirt, a 6,805 sq ft (4,682 inside + 2,123 covered outside) luxury retreat with 6 king suites, a bunk room with 6 queen beds, a 20×40 pool, hot tub, barrel sauna, and full game room. Enjoy pickleball, basketball, a turf soccer/volleyball field, sunrise patios, and spacious decks. Perfect for large groups seeking comfort, privacy, and endless entertainment in Hochatown.

✨ THE SPACE
FIRST FLOOR — 2,817 sq ft
🛏️ Master Suites (4 Total)
• Main Master Suite — King bed, spa‑style bathroom with tub + shower, patio access to the outdoor fireplace
• Second Master Suite — King bed, ensuite bath with tub + shower, private patio
• Two Front Master Suites — King beds, ensuite baths, closets, and patio doors opening to sunrise views on the front porch

👨‍🍳 Chef’s Kitchen
Fully equipped for large groups:
• Custom dining table for 16 + bar seating
• Double ovens, dishwashers, sinks, and trash bins
• Commercial fridge + drink cooler
• Walk‑in pantry

🛋️ Living Room
• Towering ceilings + floor‑to‑ceiling rock fireplace
• Plush seating + smart TV
• Half bath + laundry room nearby

SECOND FLOOR — 1,865 sq ft
🛏️ Master Suites (2 Total)
• King beds, ensuite bathrooms, closets, smart TVs
• Private patios overlooking the forest — perfect for sunrise coffee

🛌 Custom Bunk Room
• Sleeps 12 with six queen beds
• Private full bathroom
• Lockers for personal storage

🎮 Game Room
• Pool table
• Air hockey
• Ping pong
• Dual arcade racing setup
• Card games
• Pull‑out sofa
• Access to upper deck with views of the pool + pines

🌲 DECK SPACES — 2,123 sq ft
🪵 First‑Floor Deck (1,339 sq ft)
• Hard‑wired grill (no propane tanks)
• Outdoor fireplace
• Smart TV
• Seating areas
• Cornhole + outdoor foosball

🌄 Second‑Floor Deck (784 sq ft)
• Seating with panoramic views of the backyard oasis
• Giant Connect Four

🏞️ OUTDOOR OASIS — Multi‑Tier Backyard
🏊 Poolside Paradise
• Massive 20×40 pool with tanning ledge
• Ample loungers + seating
• Pool heating available (up to 90°F for additional fee; unavailable during freezing temps)

🧖‍♂️ Relaxation Zone
• 4‑person, 2‑tier Finnish barrel sauna
• Hot tub under glowing string lights

🏐 Activity Courts
• Lighted pickleball/basketball court
• 30×60 turf soccer + volleyball field

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family Fun
• Jungle gym with swings, monkey bars, cargo net, gym rope, and more

🔥 Fire Pit
• Large fire pit with seating
• Firewood provided
• Perfect for s’mores + stargazing

🚜 Adventure Access
• Minutes to ATV trails — park your trailer and ride straight from the house
• NEMA 14‑50R EV outlet available

🛏️ SLEEPING ARRANGEMENT SUMMARY
1st Floor:
• 4 King Master Suites (each with full bathrooms)

2nd Floor:
• 2 King Master Suites (each with full bathrooms)
• Bunk Room: 6 Queen Beds (sleeps 12) + private full bath
• Game Room: Pull‑out sofa

Total Sleeps: 26