I rented this for a long weekend with my kids and grandkids. I was looking for somewhere really brown and unkempt, and this place really fit the bill! We always prefer stained mattresses to clean ones, and wow did this place deliver! Some of the beds even had a nice bar right down the middle. The kitchen cabinets and drawers looked really hard to open, but don't worry, our hands stuck right to them, making it easier to access the chaotic mess inside. We thought it might be hard to find what we needed in those heavy broken down drawers, but when we pulled them open about halfway, everything came crashing out onto the floor so that we could see everything and easily find what we were looking for! We were all feeling a little deficient in microplastics leading up to this stay, but one look at that cookware, and we knew we'd be getting more than we probably had in our entire lives, in just one weekend. When my son got out of the hot tub, it was only his heel that punched through the rotten wood, not his whole leg, and that's always nice. We were worried that we wouldn't have access to the gym, but then we got a real workout trying to open the windows. Then, we got visited by the neighborhood yellow jackets because most of the windows didn't even have screens. The buzzing really drowned out the sound of the nearby ocean waves. The view was indeed spectacular.