Everybody Loves Nobody`s Business

A vaulted great room, breezy wraparound porches with rocking chairs, and a furnished screened porch invite Uno players, lemonade sippers, book lovers, and sunset seekers to slow down and settle in. Wander down to the waterfront deck, lakeside fire pit, and charming gazebo, the perfect spots to toast the day (and roast a few marshmallows).

Families love the kid- and Fido-friendly comforts, from bunk beds and a huge sleeping loft to ping pong, pool, corn hole, and arcade machines. Adventure awaits in the quiet nearby cove, ideal for tubing, waterskiing, paddle boarding, and kayaking. Anglers will find the waters teeming with bass, bream, and catfish, while foodies appreciate the well-appointed kitchen and two extra refrigerators.

Located on the desirable south side of Lake Murray near Acapulco. Nobody’s Business sits steps from great fishing and an easy walk to Lake Murray Boat Rentals, offering Tri-Toons and Center Consoles.

What’s to Love
Sleeps up to 14 guests comfortably

- Two main-level master suites, each with king bed + full bath

- Two lower-level bedrooms, one with:

- King bed + twin bunks

- The other with a queen bed + bunk beds

- Both rooms each have a private full bath

- Spacious sleeping loft with queen bed + cozy reading nook

- Entertainment for Everyone

- Two arcade machines (Golden Tee & Pac-Man/Galaga)

- Ping pong and pool tables

- Cornhole

- 50” Roku/Satellite HDTV

- High-speed Wi-Fi

- Waterfront Fun

- Private boat dock with wide steps into the lake

- Two kayaks + two stand-up paddle boards (life jackets provided)

- Fantastic fishing right from the shoreline or dock

- Outdoor Living

- Wraparound porches with plenty of seating

- Furnished screened porch

- Lakeside fire pit

- Waterfront deck + gazebo

- Propane grill

Convenience & Extras:

- Walking distance to Acapulco USA Boat Launch

- Two additional refrigerators in the garage

- Kid- and dog-friendly (pet fee: $125 non-refundable)

***The home is a non-smoking or vaping home and this is strictly enforced.
The fireplaces are not for guest use.

***Guests are responsible for their pets and pet waste while on the property. Pets should not be allowed on any of the furniture.