Outright negligence. 1500 characters is not enough for a comprehensive review. This booking cost 4,000 for a one-week stay. The floors throughout the home are structurally compromised shifting dangerously underfoot, all furniture required cleaning before use due to extensive cobwebs, insect infestations, and rodent droppings, a pervasive odor permeated every room, electrical hazards with exposed live wires protruding from wall openings, the upstairs section appears untouched since the 1970s, soap scum, multiple broken door hinges requiring you to lift the door so the door may fit into the frame correctly to close all of the way, the grill was covered in old food debris and spiderwebs, rendering it entirely unusable, the gas fire pit was disconnected and nonfunctional, the pool was closed upon arrival; subsequent investigation revealed murky green water that posed clear health risks, most of my family did not feel comfortable to use it, the slide had rust and fiberglass splinters, again, not usable, improperly patched holes in the second-story deck fencing. When these issues were reported immediately to the host, they responded, "If we didn't like it, we could leave." Mind you, we were all from out of town, and it was not possible to find anything else. VRBO responded with zero concern as well. The host also double-booked the pool for an entire day to a private swim lesson with only a few hours notice. 10/10 nightmare, fraudulent advertising, and dismissive customer service.