Fainting Goats! Luxe Retreat + 270° Long-Range Views near Asheville, NC

Fainting Goat Mountain – Your Pet-Friendly Private Luxury Mountain Retreat
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Perfect Blend of Seclusion & Convenience
• Perched on 2.2 private acres atop its own mountaintop with 270° Long Range Views
• Peaceful escape with quick access to the best of the Blue Ridge:
o Downtown Burnsville – 10 min
o Asheville – 35 min
o Blue Ridge Parkway – 40 min
o Appalachian Trail – 25 min
o Hatley Pointe Ski Resort – 25 min
o Linville Falls – 40 min
o Grandfather Mountain – 1 hr
o Pisgah National Forest – 27 min
o Mount Mitchell – 1 hr
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NEW! 360° Virtual Tour
• Explore the property on our “Fainting Goat Mountain” Meta page with immersive 360° views, HD videos, and extra property details before you even arrive.
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Luxury Cabin with 270° Mountain Views
• Newly renovated rustic cabin with breathtaking vistas from 3 of 5 bedrooms and the main great room
• Designed for families, couples, and groups—comfort and charm in every space
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Top-Tier Amenities
• 1GB high-speed fiber internet & great cell service
• Premium comfort: Sealy Posturepedic & Serta iComfort mattresses, Mellanni 1800-thread-count linens, Turkish cotton towels, down-alternative comforters, luxury bath products
• Exclusive treehouse with playground net overlooking the goats—fun for kids and adults
• Game room: ping pong, shuffleboard, cornhole, tournament dartboard
• 6-person Calspas Escape Plus Platinum Series Hot tub
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Guest Favorites
• “A 5+ star experience! From the goats to the spacious home and views—perfect.” – Susette, May 2025
• “Best property we’ve ever stayed at. A true mountain escape.” – Mark, May 2025
• “The goats, the hot tub, the amazing views—perfect family getaway.” – Kirby, Aug 2024
• “Spotless, comfortable, well-stocked, and perfect location. 10 out of 10.” – Ashley, July 2025
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🛠 2024 Enhancements
• New rustic treehouse & playground net
• Granite boulder retaining walls & river rock garden
• Stained pergola with LED lighting & Joola ping pong table
• Updated interiors with 100-year-old tin roofing and new rustic flooring
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Outdoor Living
• 270° wrap-around porch with rocking chairs and panoramic views
• Flagstone patio with Trex chairs & stone benches
• Wood gazebo overlooking the goats and mountains
• Gas firepit, Weber gas grill, 4-person card table
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🍽 Open-Plan Kitchen & Dining
• Main Level -Fully stocked with GE appliances, granite countertops, hammered copper farmhouse sink, ground and k-cup coffee makers, toaster
• Lower Level- fully stocked with Haier electric stove/oven, microwave, k-cup coffeemaker, toaster
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Great Room
• 19' ceilings with exposed timbers, gas fireplace, 100-year-old tin wall accents from a Tennessee barn, 65" Smart TV with Netflix & Prime
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🛏 Bedrooms & Bathrooms
Main Level:
• Queen bedroom with western views, rustic furnishings, smart TV
• Bathroom with jacuzzi shower/tub
Upper Level:
• Primary Suite: King log bed, en-suite bath, gas fireplace, 55" smart TV, workspace with mountain views
• Second queen bedroom with exposed beam ceilings, farmhouse décor, smart TV, and SW mountain views
Lower Level:
• King suite with farmhouse décor, workspace, 55" smart TV, patio access
• Queen bedroom with leather reclining couch, gas fireplace, smart tv, patio access
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Extra Details
• Fully paved driveway (AWD/4WD recommended in snow/ice)
• Year-round destination—snow transforms the landscape in winter
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Pet-Friendly Mountain Getaway Near Asheville
Your pets deserve a vacation too! Our cabin welcomes up to two well-behaved dogs (up to 50 lbs) or cats (pet fee: $75 per stay applies).

Only pre-approved dogs or cats under 50 lbs are permitted. A $75 pet fee applies per stay. Pets must remain leashed and under adult supervision at all times outdoors. No pets are allowed in or near the fenced goat enclosures under any circumstances. All pet waste must be bagged and disposed of immediately using the provided supplies. Unauthorized pets, damage, or failure to follow these rules will result in additional cleaning or damage fees and may lead to early termination of the stay without refund. ***Please make sure you select ‘Bringing a pet’ when booking so the fee applies automatically.
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Book your stay at Fainting Goat Mountain—where luxury, adventure, and nature meet in perfect harmony.