Rustic Retreat: Soaking Tub, Firepit, Porch Swings

Summary:
At Rustic Barnyard, we believe that hospitality is more than a service—it's our calling. With over 70 years of combined experience, the Fonzie Family is dedicated to creating memorable experiences through genuine care and intentional hospitality. We are here to serve and make every guest feel valued and cherished. Welcome to our home, where every stay is infused with warmth, joy, and a sense of belonging. We can’t wait to share our passion for hospitality with you-come relax, rejoice, & repeat.

The Space:
Welcome to the Rustic Barnyard (dotcom) in San Marcos, Texas Hill Country! Nestled in the heart of San Marcos Hill Country, our mini-farm retreat is a lovingly hand-built enclave of homes, agricultural space, crops, and wildflowers scattered throughout. The moment you arrive, expect a warm greeting from KIKO, our friendly Great Pyrenees farm dog—a true guardian of the land. As you settle in, take in the sights and sounds of curious chickens, free-roaming guinea hens, and playful goats.

We’re now sharing Cordwood Cabin, a one-of-a-kind log cabin built using cordwood construction—crafted by the original owner using the very cedar trees found on this land! This rustic yet modern getaway offers:

🔹 Charming Queen Bedroom – Cozy, intimate, and complete with a dressing area
🔹 Fully Stocked Kitchen – Includes a coffee bar for your morning brews
🔹 Cozy Living Room – 45” smart TV, perfect for winding down
🔹 Spacious Walk-in Shower – Designed for two, offering spa-like comfort
🔹 Washer & Dryer – Ideal for extended stays

Outdoor Bliss & Relaxation
Step outside and immerse yourself in Hill Country magic:

🌿 Two Oversized Porches –
☕ Front Porch – Enjoy your morning coffee on the swing and let your worries drift away
🛁 Rear Porch – Relax in a mermaid-inspired clawfoot tub with a glass of wine under the stars

🌼 Wildflower Garden & Tranquil Pond – Sit beside a goldfish-filled pond with lily pads and the soft trickling of water

🔥 Private Fire Pit & S’mores Night – Gather around with oversized Adirondack chairs, and enjoy the warmth—we provide the wood!

🛏 Hammock for Two – Sway beneath the trees near the pond for the ultimate peaceful escape

✨ Twinkling Lights & Magical Pathways – Follow the softly lit paths and arches, creating an enchanted evening ambiance

🚗 Additional Amenities:
✔ Free parking on the side of the cabin
✔ Wheelchair accessible
✔ Extended stay discounts available

Looking for more options? If your dates are unavailable, check out our other three cabins on our Host Profile!

Perfect Location for Exploring Hill Country
Beyond the farm, SMTX Hill Country offers a blend of adventure, nature, and small-town charm.

📍 Nearby Attractions:
🌊 San Marcos River & Downtown (7 miles) – Float the river, enjoy live music, and explore local restaurants
🥏 The Flying Armadillo Disc Golf Club – A highly rated course for all skill levels!
🛍 San Marcos Premium Outlets (10 miles) – Shop at 240+ stores for unbeatable deals
🎶 Gruene & New Braunfels (20-25 miles) – Home to Schlitterbahn Waterpark and Gruene Hall, Texas’ oldest dance hall
🌆 Austin & San Antonio (45 minutes) – Day trips to two of Texas’ most vibrant cities!

✨ Book your stay at Cordwood Cabin today! Experience true Texas Hill Country charm—where nature, comfort, and history meet.

Guest Access:
Guests have access to the entire property, though we of course request that you use common sense and respect the privacy of the other guests staying here. ***There are four additional cottages on site…so we’re hoping you’ll want to return and try them all!!!

The Neighborhood:
The Rustic Barnyard is nestled in the majestic oak groves of San Marcos. This beautiful area is known as part of the Texas Hill Country! This property is safely located towards the top of a hill at the end of a cul-de-sac, surrounded by amazing people who love mini-farming.

Getting Around:
Although we are in close proximity to all the wonders of San Marcos, we highly recommend renting a car to really explore all that the Hill Country has to offer.

We're found in farm country, but there's still lots to do!
We're just 1 mile from the Flying Armadillo Disc Golf Club Course.
We are 7 miles away from Texas State University-Bobcat Stadium.
We love the Five Mile Dam Parks, a fabulous spot for river swimming, fishing and picnicking.
The Old Lime Kiln trailhead is 6.5 miles away; it leads to the beautiful 250-acre spring lake natural area.

Or jump into the San Marcos River with an inner tube or kayak!
Reserve a spot with the Clear Kayak Sunset Glow Tour, reservation necessary!
Check out Wonder World Cave and Park, a one-of-a-kind theme park, known as the first show cave in Texas.

Or check out the opportunities for dining and drinking. San Marcos is home to fine restaurants and a half dozen craft breweries.
Beyond that brief (and admittingly woefully inadequate) list there are dozens more recreational opportunities. Let's talk!!!

Other Things to Note:
You'll have access to a well stocked kitchen with everything you need for cooking a tasty meal. But Uber eats will deliver as well!

**Washer/dryer available inside the cottage**

Parking is available in front of the Rustic Cordwood Cottage and is accessible by following the dirt road on the right side of the property. When you enter the gate, make an immediate right and follow around to the back of the property; the Rustic Cordwood Cottage is the one on the left.

A smart TV has streaming capabilities for Netflix, HULU, Amazon Prime and YouTube.

The Rustic Cordwood Cottage has internet and Wi-Fi; even in the Hill Country.

Please don't smoke inside. Smoke whatever you have outside.

Sorry, no pets. There are free range/wandering chickens and guinea hens on site, corralled goats, and a loving, working farm dog, Kiko. ***WE KINDLY ASK THAT YOU “DO NOT” FEED THE ANIMALS UNLESS GIVEN PERMISSION TO…IF THE ANIMALS ARE GIVEN THE WRONG FOOD, THEY CAN POTENTIALLY GET VERY SICK.***

Interaction with Guests:
Our family of Super Hosts strive to provide an exceptional guest experience, through intentional hospitality and servitude. We are grateful and honored for the opportunity to serve you, friends and family!