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Welcome to "The Funky Dutchman"
Roll Those Skeeballs, Crank The Jukebox and Battle It Out With Aliens On Our Galaga Arcade!
Prefer To Grill Some Steaks, Take a Dip In Our BRAND NEW 7 Person MasterSpa Hot Tub, Stock Tank Pool or Roast S'mores By Our Firepit? We Have Ya Covered!
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15 Minutes To Hershey's Chocolate World & Amusement Park!

Our Meticulously Designed Retreat Features Over 2,300 Sq Ft of Space Inside and a 3,000 Sq ft Private, Fenced Backyard with Propane Firepit, Stock Tank Pool, Grill, Deck and Patio Seating, Plus Yard Games!

You're Within 6 Small Blocks (6 Minutes Walking) to 5 Restaurants, 2 Pubs, Multiple Coffee Shops, Antiques, Local Boutiques, and a One Screen Movie Theater- Including A Highly-Rated Brewpub w/ Tiki Bar!
Local Nature Park w/ Trails & Stream Only 3 Minutes Drive Away.

Our Dedicated Game Room Features A Skee-Ball Machine, Foosball, Galaga Arcade Game Cabinet, and a Jukebox w/ Bluetooth, Radio and Vinyls! We've Even Packed In Plenty of Board Games For You To Enjoy, As Well As Complimentary Netflix, Hulu and Disney +, and ESPN+!
Kids & Adults alike Can Enjoy Over 115 Pre-Loaded Games On Funky Dutchman's In-House Wii Game Console and Our Collection of Over 197 DVD's.

Ask About Our Discount For First-Responders, Military, Police and Medical Workers!

Funky Dutchman Is Professionally Cleaned & Disinfected In Accordance w/ CDC Guidelines. This Includes A Thorough Disinfection Of The Property and Contents, As Well As ALL Bedding/Linens Being Laundered In High Heat Prior To Each Reservation.

What More Does Funky Dutchman Offer?

FAST Wi-Fi
(Up To 1,000 mbps!)
Smart TVs In ALL Bedrooms
Freshly Laundered Linens, Bedding, Towels Throughout
Free Parking In Our Detached Garage Area For 4-6 Vehicles
(Free Parking On-Street As Well)
Private, Fenced Yard
Many Yard Games!

Living Area:
1 Pull-Out Twin Ottoman
(Memory Foam Mattress)
Popcorn Machine w/ Complimentary Popcorn Kernels
65" Smart TV w/ Blu-Ray Player
2 Sofas + Bar-Top Eating Area For 3
Bay Window Reading Nook w/ Reading Material
Complimentary Board Games

Dining Room:
Formal Dining For 12 Guests
Candy Machine w/ Complimentary Candies
Bar Cart For Our Wine and Drink Enthusiasts

Kitchen:
Packed w/ Cooking Essentials
Dishwasher
Filtered Water
Ice Maker
Crockpot
Bar-Seating For 3
Coffee Bar w/ Complimentary Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Flavors
Amazon Alexa For Music Streaming
Granite Counters & New Appliances

1st Floor Full Bathroom:
5 Jet Jacuzzi Tub + Shower
Soak Those Worries Away!
Hair Dryer
Complimentary Shampoo, Conditioner, Body Wash
Granite Counters

Master Bedroom:
Extremely Spacious
Capable Of Sleeping 3 Guests
1 King Canopy Bed
Brand New Memory Foam Mattress
1 Twin Daybed
Brand New Memory Foam Mattress
Cozy-Up To The Master's Electric Fireplace!
Smart TV
USB Bedside Lamps
Dresser

2nd Floor Full Bathroom:
Walk-In Shower
Complimentary Shampoo, Conditioner, Body Wash
Hairdryer

Bedroom 2:
Please Note This Is A Walk-Thru Bedroom
(See Last 2 Photos For Layout)
Features 2 Full-Size Daybeds
Smart TV
Wii Console w/ Over 115 Games
Bean Bag Lounging
Brand New Memory Foam Mattresses

Bedroom 3:
Accessed Via Hallway Through Bedroom 2
King Size Bed
Memory Foam Mattress
Smart TV
Dresser

Bedroom 4:
Accessed Via Hallway Through Bedroom 2
Queen Size Bed
Memory Foam Mattress
Smart TV
Reading Nook
Desk

Map Room:
Seating/Reading Room w/ Large World Map

Laundry:
Brand New, Energy Efficient Washer & Dryer
Complimentary Detergent
Iron & Ironing Board
Drying Rack For Clothes

Kid-Friendly:
Dining High Chair
Pack n Play
Pack n Play Sheet(s)
Baby Bath
Baby Gate(s)
All Low-Lying Outlets Protected

1 Minute To Lebanon Valley College
10 Minutes To The Artist's Retreat of Mount Gretna Where You'll Find Wooded Hiking & Biking Paths, Miniature Golf, Swimming Lake, Theater, and Restaurants
15 Minutes To HersheyPark, Hershey's Chocolate World, Hershey Museum, Hershey Gardens
20 Minutes To Hollywood Casino & Racetrack
30 Minutes To The Harrisburg State Capitol
40 Minutes To Lancaster County Amish Country
70 Minutes To Gettysburg Civil War Battlefield

Grill & Stock Tank Pool Are Seasonal
(April-November)
Firepit Is Year-Round
Propane Complimentary
Hot Tub: Coming Mid-September, Available All Year Round
Stock Tank Pool:
8 Feet x 2 Feet Deep Chlorinated & Filtered w/ 2,500 GPH Pump
Photo Shows Exact Same Stock Tank Pool At Our Other VRBO.
Funky Dutchman's Pool Will Be Operational April-November.
(Photo Will Be Updated Once Pool Is Filled & Landscaped Around)

2 Pets Allowed
House Trained & Well Behaved
$100 Pet Fee
(This Fee Will Automatically Populate Into Your Total When Confirming The Reservation If The Pet(s) Marked On Reservation)