The Heist, A River Retreat

The Heist, A River Retreat: Private Riverfront • Kayak/Canoe Launch• Loveland Bike Trail • Prime Fishing • Kings Island • Creek Walking • Campfires • Luxury Amenities | New: OCT2023 Hot Tub!

'Steal' some time away from busy life and enjoy a peaceful getaway at 'The Heist' - our second, and newly (yet historically) renovated river retreat at Watershed! Located directly on the majestic Little Miami River (with a private beach and kayak launch), surrounded by wooded hillsides, and a natural wellspring-fed creek, this is the ideal setting for both relaxation & fun for all ages. Built in 1860, this historic, character-filled, rustic wood cabin has just been lovingly restored and strikes a charming balance of both ‘very old’ and ‘very new’.

Built before the Civil War, yet later earning its place in Cincinnati lore for a famous Rembrandt art heist (gone wrong), this quiet riverfront cabin has been brought back to life - loaded with quirky features, comfy outdoor swings and gliders on screened porches, a private campfire area by the rushing creek and even an original outhouse!

You'll fall in love with the park-like grounds, the private fire pit surrounded by adirondack chairs, & sweeping river views, as well as over 300 ft of private shoreline to wade out in pristine waters, cast a line and snag a smallmouth, or easily launch a kayak for a lazy float trip with friends.

If ‘unplugged’ fun or a quiet getaway (without having to drive anywhere) is what you’ve been seeking, The Heist delivers like no other vacation retreat! Tune in to nature’s soundtrack of rustling leaves, clear, rushing creek water, birds chattering and frogs croaking. Enjoy your morning coffee by the water, watching the bald eagles soar through the Sycamore trees, or unwind with an evening glass of wine on the oversized front porch swing, or catch the game on the outdoor TV, while lounging on the private, screened-in back porch.

Roast some toasty s’mores around the private firepit and fall asleep to a free nightly symphony, compliments of the crickets and bullfrogs in the distance . If it gets a little rainy, come inside and choose a board game, work a jigsaw puzzle, read a book, watch a movie, or simply lay on the outdoor couch and let the rushing creek lull you to sleep.

Planning winter travel?? The Heist is perfect for those cold winter nights, too! While you can set the new HVAC system to your desired temps, a fully restored and working, wood-burning buck stove will keep you cozy in the living room, with ample wood in the stocked wood shed just outside. And the snowy vistas from the hillsides to the waterfront are absolutely breathtaking.
Coming in September! New Hot Tub at The Heist! Outdoor hot tub for 6+ people. Relax on a snowy, chilly night, while unwinding in a private spa under the stars. Then, grab a fluffy beach towel and head in to warm up by the fire.

Looking to venture out? Head into downtown Loveland! While you may feel removed from it all, just remember that all of Loveland’s modern conveniences are just a short ride away - luxury restaurants, quaint boutiques, cold (adult!) beverages. Plus, quick trips to the grocery store or a great local pizza or Mexican restaurant are less than a 5 minute drive from the house!

Love the location, but have a larger party? Check out The Lookout, a River Retreat! Located adjacent to The Heist, this fully renovated property at Watershed accommodates up to 14 people and is the perfect option for larger group or family gatherings!

'The Heist' Home Features:
- Renovation completed 2023 - Fully Updated
- Fully Stocked Kitchen
- Private front and back screened-in porches
- Sleeps 6 People! (Two Bedrooms, 1 Full Bathroom)
- Family Friendly (Pack-N-Play, High Chair, Kid Games, etc)
- Direct, easy access to the Little Miami River, with private kayak/canoe launch and pull-out from our shoreline. No need to search for limited public park access to launch or pull out a kayak on the LM River!
- Plenty of Onsite Parking
- Private gathering Area along the creek w/ Seating & Fire Pit
- Creek Walking
- Fishing & Kayaking
- All Digital Access - High-speed Fioptics WiFi
- Powerful Wifi (in house)
- Two Large Living Spaces (indoor and outdoor) w/ Smart TVs!
- Tech Friendly
- Available for Corporate retreats
- Located less than 10 Minutes to Kings Island
- Loveland Bike Trail - Several Access Points Within Minutes from House (Closest Access 8 Minutes via Bike) Mostly Flat Bike Ride
- Located 30 Minutes to Downtown Cincinnati
- Less than 5 Min from major shopping locations (Grocery Stores, Shopping, etc)
- Public Goods (Soaps, Shampoos, Conditioners)

Other things to note
Things to Do:
Downtown Loveland | Open Container
Several Higher End establishments (Bars, Eateries, Boutiques, Ice Cream Shops, Coffee Shops, Sweets, Pizza and more), Live entertainment on the river Options!
Loveland Bike Trail (Bike Rentals, Water Toys Rentals, etc )
Kings Island & Soak City (Less than 10 Minutes Away)
Historic Loveland Castle (New in 2023 - Wine tastings at the castle!)
Loveland PlayHouse
Fishing (Ohio Gaming License Required)
Nearby Golf Courses
Loveland Farmers Market


The space
3 Queen Size Beds
1 Bathroom
Fully Stocked Kitchen
Full-size, front-load washer & dryer
Wood-burning Buck Stove Fireplace
Several Amazing Outdoor Spaces
Note: The steps to the 2nd bedroom are completely and structually restored and sound, but they are at a steeper pitch than normal.
HOUSE RULES

Please note, we do have a few house rules for you to follow:

We do NOT allow smoking of any kind on the property. This includes, but is not limited to, cigarettes, weed, or any type of illegal substance. If determined that smoking has occurred on the property during your stay, you as the listed guest will be subject to a $250 fine upon check out.

Per the City of Cincinnati and its ordinances, the number of people on the reservation must NOT be exceeded at any time unless otherwise approved by the host. If determined that an additional guest visited the property during your stay, you will be subject to a $500 fine upon check out.

Cameras that are on the exterior of the property are recording 24/7 and can be used to support host if needed. We have a zero tolerance policy. Please note that at anytime we find out that the connection point on the interior of the property has been adjusted, it would be subject to fine or removal from the property.

**Please do not unplug/disconnect any internet routers or boxes without first contacting us! Our unit security requires an active internet signal at all times. Unplugging any router/box without host approval result in an additional fee. The unit will also be subject to host entry to remedy the issue at our discretion.**

House Guide:
Check in: 3PM
Check out: 11AM

Hot Tub:
Feel free to use! To turn on the jets, simply push the two Jet Buttons on the front of the panel. Jets are on 20 minute cycles so they will turn off after 20 minutes. There are lights on the Hot Tub that are also controlled on the front panel. To connect your phone (bluetooth speakers), select the bluetooth button and the password is 5555. When not in use, please keep the hot tub covered. Please no glass or food in or around hot tub. Should you have any questions, please reach out to our on call host!

Heating/AC: The Mini Splits on the wall are AC and HEAT! You are more than welcome to use the remotes to adjust based on your personal preferences.

Parking: Driveway OR across the street ON GRAVEL DRIVE.

Check Out Directions:
1. Load and Start dishwasher.
2. Secure all doors and windows.
3. Message Host "OUT"