Remember your quirky, eccentric Auntie Abigail? The one who was constantly shopping at second hand stores, and sang just a bit too loudly in church??? Well, she decided to join a French Vaudeville troupe, and she's asked you to house sit for her. Auntie Abigail always kept her trove of bizarre collections in their proper place, but she was too busy perfecting her kazoo skills to have much time to neurotically "clean" the place. Sure the cabinet handles and floors are mildly sticky, and the rug (on top of a rug) on top of a carpet is a......unique design choice, and storing your flour in an old tin bin is more rust than rustic, but we ALL (should) know better than to use Auntie Abigail (or any other VRBO's) flour anyway!!!! Auntie Abigail does take great pride in her hot tub, and it is surely the highlight of the stay, but the camera pointing at the hot tub is very naughty.....and against VRBO policy. The outside is quaint, with plenty of places to relax and enjoy the views. The "love shack" in the back yard is interesting, especially the lock on the OUTSIDE......creepy!!!! Aunties house would be an excellent place to have a seance, halloween party, or a burlesque party. If you decide to stay, do yourself a favor and pluck a few of the stings on the piano guts...it will transform you straight to The Overlook Hotel (The Shining). Its also fun to count the obscene amount of mirrors!!! If your coven isn't obsessed about cleanliness, it's a good enough place for a ritualistic sacrifice, just leave the youngest witches at home, as there are far too many interesting and fragile trinkets to explore (or break). And I DARE YOU to peek inside the windows of the camper van in the driveway, you just might find (but I can't prove) THAT AUNTIE ABIGAIL WAS LIVING IN THE DRIVEWAY THE WHOLE TIME!!!!