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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Beachfront comfort, a fitness centre

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Reviews

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Gym
  • Barbecue grill
  • Housekeeping
  • Laundry
  • Parking included

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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay
  • Simpson Bay Beach
    ‪8 min walk‬
  • Flamingo Beach
    ‪3 min drive‬
  • Maho Beach
    ‪4 min drive‬
  • Philipsburg (SXM-Princess Juliana Intl.)
    ‪2 min drive‬

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Hibiscus

  • Sea view
  • 42 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Frangipani

  • Sea view
  • 47 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Bougainvillea

  • Sea view
  • 43 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Sea Grape

  • Sea view
  • 53 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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Jasmine

  • Sea view
  • 47 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Flamboyant

  • Sea view
  • 46 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Mimosa

  • Sea view
  • 60 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Orchid

  • Sea view
  • 55 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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About the area

Simpson Bay

Located in Simpson Bay, The Horny Toad Guesthouse is near the airport and on the beach. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Maho Beach and Mullet Bay Beach.

What's nearby

  • Simpson Bay Beach - 8 min walk - 0.8 km
  • Kim Sha Beach - 2 min drive - 1.2 km
  • Flamingo Beach - 3 min drive - 2.2 km
  • Maho Beach - 4 min drive - 3.4 km
  • Mullet Bay Beach - 4 min drive - 3.7 km

Getting around

  • Philipsburg (SXM-Princess Juliana Intl.) - 11 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Buccaneer Beach Bar - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪SkipJack Restaurant - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪Topper's Restaurant & Bar - ‬18 min walk
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬11 min walk
  • ‪Red Piano - ‬4 min drive

About this property

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Beachfront comfort, a fitness centre
Guests of this beach apartment building will appreciate convenient on-site amenities such as a fitness centre or barbecue grills. Each apartment provides a kitchen with a fridge, an oven, a stovetop and a microwave. Guests can appreciate conveniences, such as a dining area and a sitting area, and other amenities include free WiFi and a balcony.
The Horny Toad Guesthouse offers 8 air-conditioned accommodations, which are accessible via exterior corridors, and features a safe and coffee/tea makers. Rooms open to balconies or patios. This individually decorated and furnished accommodation has separate sitting areas. Accommodation at this 3-star apartment has kitchens with full-sized fridge/freezers, stovetops, microwaves and separate dining areas.

Bathrooms include baths or showers and hairdryers. Guests can surf the web using complimentary wireless Internet access. Additionally, rooms include an iron/ironing board and a ceiling fan. Housekeeping is provided on a daily basis.

Recreational amenities at the apartment include a fitness centre.

Amenities

Kitchen
Parking included
Free WiFi
Air conditioning
Laundry
Gym

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 9 PM
Late check-in subject to availability

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Guests will receive an email 72 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 8 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
For any questions, please contact the property using the information on the booking confirmation

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

No pets or service animals allowed

Children and extra beds

Children 10 and younger are not allowed at this property; all guests older than 10 are welcome
Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
Cots (infant beds) are not available

Payment types at the property

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property
Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property; the policies listed are provided by the property

We should mention

This property does not have any lifts
Children 10 years old and younger are not permitted at this property
No pets and no service animals are allowed at this property

National rating

This property does not have a Sint Maarten Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our ratings system.

Frequently asked questions

Is The Horny Toad Guesthouse pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much is parking at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Self-parking is free at this property.

What time is check-in at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 9 PM. Late check-in is available during limited hours.

What time is check-out at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Checkout is at 11:00 AM.

Where is The Horny Toad Guesthouse located?

Nestled on the beach, this Simpson Bay apartment building is 0.4 mi (0.7 km) from Simpson Bay Beach and 2.4 mi (3.9 km) from Maho Beach. Kim Sha Beach and Flamingo Beach are also within 2 miles (3 km).

The Horny Toad Guesthouse Reviews

Reviews

9.4

Exceptional

Reviews are presented in chronological order, subject to a moderation process, and verified unless otherwise labelled.
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Rating 10 - Excellent. 39 out of 52 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 11 out of 52 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 1 out of 52 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 52 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 52 reviews

9.6/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Staff & service

9.6/10

Amenities

9.6/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.8/10

Eco-friendliness

10/10

Communication

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Alexander

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Deb & Doug are accommodating and great to talk to to get ideas of things to do. Perfect place to stay!
Stayed 5 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

marilyn

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
It is just cute, clean and friendly. Great beach and walk to restaurants.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2023

6/10 Okay

Olga

Liked: Communication
The view was amazing

10/10 Excellent

Christopher

Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort, communication
The room was huge and very clean. The owners were very friendly and available at anytime. The location was perfect and were were able to use the private beach right outside our door. Can't wait to book again.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2022

10/10 Excellent

Michael

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
The view from this property is amazing. Debbie and Doug are amazing hosts and want this to feel like home for you. One of the best experiences with a room I have had. The pictures do not do this place justice. It is so much better than it shows. I WILL BE BACK!!!!

8/10 Good

philippe

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2023

10/10 Excellent

Dennis

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Stayed 8 nights in Jun 2023

2/10 Terrible

Valeria-ann

Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2023

8/10 Good

David

Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort, communication
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2022

8/10 Good

Christian

Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

adriaan

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Overall very good!!
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Jean

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Loved the views, the privacy and the beach at your front door. But to top it off Debbie & her Husband went out of their way to make sure I was good my whole stay. Definitely recommend & will definitely be back!
Stayed 4 nights in May 2022

8/10 Good

ERIC

Liked: Room comfort, communication

Je recommande vivement

Très bon séjour Les Hôtes très accueillants Femme de ménage très gentille Lieu très agréable et paisible Superbe vue sur mer Très spacieux
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2022

10/10 Excellent

Philip

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
What a beautiful place to sit back, listen to the ocean and relax.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2022

10/10 Excellent

Rachel

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, communication
Such a wonderful place and we were greeted with a very warm welcome!
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2022

10/10 Excellent

Olenka

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Fantastic place! Debbie and Doug are so nice and helpful! Right in the beach and close to everything.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2021

10/10 Excellent

frank

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities, communication
Please don't even think of travelling to St. Marten unless you're going to stay at the Toad. When I arrived, four out of the eight suites were occupied by "regulars" who had been coming there for years. I found out why. A stunning view right on the water, steps to the warm sea. A parade of yachts going by. Always something to see. I enjoyed watching planes taking off and the sound was not bothersome. And then there's Debbie and Dan. You couldn't ask for nicer people. The nightly happy hour was a wonderful opportunity to chat with fellow travelers I didn't even rent a car for my six day visit. I walked to stores and restaurants You'll be happy to stay there!
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2021
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Excellent

Michiel

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Nice

nice. I can do without the airport and the plane noise but it would not stop us to book again. beach, garden, parking etc is super
Stayed 11 nights in Aug 2017
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Excellent

Kyle, Bastrop, Texas

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

We Shall Return

As being First Time Visitors to St Maarten, Cherry meet us out late when we got there due to some airline Delays and gave us the lay of the land. The waves pounded outside at the beach all night and it was super relaxing. The beach is 10 feet from the edge of the yard and it is absolutely beautiful. It was located near bars and breakfast places within walking distance on the beach or driving down the road.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2017
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Excellent

Peter

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Excellent location, great staff, great place to relax & get away from it all. Bars and restaurants close by.
Stayed 14 nights in Jun 2017
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Excellent

Peter

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Great place to relax & unwind, right at the beach, with bars & restaurants near by,
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2017
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Excellent

Nicolette

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Een heerlijk verblijf!

Wat 'n heerlijke plek met mooie kamers en een heerlijk bed op 't strand! De gastvrije ontvangst en mooie tuin, ligstoelen, afgesloten parkeerplaats, alles is er! Een aanrader!
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2017
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Excellent

susan, bushnell,fl

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

quiet guest house on beautiful beach

Walk out of your room , onto white sand beach and into turquoise waters. Easy access to airport , restaurants, and water activities. Rooms are spacious with well-equipped kitchen. Fresh flowers and daily newspaper. Owners are great hosts, very helpful. They make you feel at home.
Stayed 9 nights in Jun 2017
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Excellent

Mark and Ruthie, Madison, WI

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Just a overall great experience

We could not asked for anything more. We had such a great time, lots of walkable things to do and the staff could not have been nicer. We would so come back and tell all our friends.
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

8/10 Good

Irene

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Gemütlicher Wohlfühlort

Das Guesthouse ist ideal für ältere Leute, die sich entspannen wollen. Man fühlt sich willkommen und wie zu Hause. Die Lage direkt am Meer ist wunderbar. Alles ist sauber und traditionell eingerichtet. Supermarkt und Restaurants sind ganz in der Nähe. Gleich nebenan ist der Flugplatz, ideal für Fliegerfans, manchmal sehr laut. Es hat keinen Pool, kein TV, aber sehr gute Internetverbindung. Wir werden wieder kommen.