Family Reunions, Weddings, Workshops, Conferences, Stargazing
- Minimum stay:Contact owner
- Internet:Yes
- Pets allowed:Yes
- Wheel chair accessible:Yes
A plush, comfortable desert retreat economically priced for Family Reunions, Business Retreats, Workshops, Conferences, Stargazing and Astronomy, Private Events and a Wedding Destination.
300+ acre high desert ranch situated in the San Simon Valley with breath taking panoramic views of two mountain ranges: Chiricahua and Peloncillo Mountains.
Accommodates up to 30 guest in spacious 5 bedroom main house, 2 guest houses with 4 additional bedrooms, Events Building, air runway, 5 RV pads, cabana and courtyard with outdoor pool, outdoor fireplace and hot tub.
We've accommodated a wedding with over 40 overnight guests, a family reunion with 51 people, and a wedding with 150 guests for the day of the ceremony on our courtyard. Wedding Reception with over 100 guests using our Events Building for the party.
Get unplugged and off the grid at Pained Pony Resort and Ranch, 'An Escape to Tranquility.'
* Ideal location for Family Reunion, Couples Getaway, Weddings, Workshops, & Other Small to Medium Sized Groups: Astronomy and Stargazing Clubs, Painting Workshops, Biking & Hiking Groups, University Research Teams.
* Painted Pony Resort is rented to one group at a time. You do NOT share the Resort with other renters.
* Pricing based on the size of your group and how many buildings you desire. Children 12 and under stay no charge under the limitations of our Occupancy Policies as stated on our owner's web site.
Property Type
- 7000 sq. ft.
- Estate
Accommodation Type
- Vacation Rental
Meals
- Guests Provide Their Own Meals
Suitability
- Wheelchair Accessible
- Long-Term Renters Welcome
- Events Allowed
Bedrooms: 9 Bedrooms, Sleeps 30, Beds for 18-30
Bathrooms: 6 Bathrooms, 1 Half Bathrooms
- Bathroom 2: combination tub/shower, toilet
- Bathroom 3: toilet, combination tub/shower
-
Bathroom 4: combination tub/shower, toilet
En Suite Bath for MB in Guest House with walk-in closet...moreless
-
Bathroom 1: toilet, shower, tub
En Suite Bath for Main Master Bedroom with Walk-in Closet...moreless
- Bathroom 3: toilet
- Bathroom 5: toilet, combination tub/shower
-
Bathroom 6: tub, toilet, shower
Bungalow Super sized bath with doulbe shower, walk-in closet...moreless
Kitchen & Dining
- Oven
- Toaster
- Ice Maker
Amenities
- Clothes Dryer
- Babysitter
- Washing Machine
- Parking Off Street
- Iron & Board
Other Amenities
Entertainment
- CD Player
- Ping Pong Table
- Pool Table
Communications
- Free Long Distance
Pool & Spa
- Heated Pool
- Hot Tub
Outdoor Features
- Outdoor Grill
- Outdoor Grill Gas
Theme
- Romantic
- Luxury
- Tourist Attractions
- Sports & Activities
- Historic
- Away From It All
- Adventure
- Family
- Budget
Location & View
Activities
- Hunting Big Game
- Hunting Small Game
- Mountain Climbing
- Hunting
- Basketball Court
- Equestrian Events
- Mountaineering
- Rock Climbing
- Hiking
- Cycling
- Spelunking
- Swimming
- Mountain Biking
- Museums
- Ruins
- Walking
- Caves
- Forests
- Restaurants
- Bird Watching
- Wildlife Viewing
- Horseback Riding
- Groceries
- Eco Tourism
- Scenic Drives
- Sight Seeing
Other Activities
Reviews
Write a review-
Magical Wedding Weekend
Magical Wedding Weekend
- Guest CJ
- Date of stay 04/19/13
- Review Submitted 05/04/13
We chose The Painted Pony for a small wedding of 20 people and we couldn't have picked a better place. Upon our arrival, we were greeted by Bruce (manager of the property), who let us know that he would be nearby to tend to our every need during our stay. He also assured us not to worry about anything on the day of our departure and that there was no need to tidy up the place before we left. The presence of Bruce, making sure all the guest are happy and satisfied, is truly what earns the term "resort". Our main goal for our wedding, was to have a relaxed event and to allow our families (most of whom had never met each other) to spend some quality time together. The pool table, ping pong table, pool, hot tub, and basketball court, gave people opportunities to bond, while relaxing and having fun. Also, Bruce was kind enough to take some of our guest on a hike in the mountains nearby. He was very knowledgable about the history of the area and the various plant and animal life. We should also mention that all of the buildings on the property are impeccable. The accommodations made our guests' eyes pop when they first arrived. The humongous bathroom in the wedding bungalow is the perfect space for a bride to get ready for the ceremony. The beds are very comfortable and there were plenty of comfy chairs on the patio to allow everyone to enjoy time outside. If you are going to have any event that involves doing your own food preparation, the Painted Pony has plenty of amenties to make this possible, including 2 full sized kitchens, a commercial freezer, ice machine, multiple refrigerators, and plenty of plates and utensils. When I remember our wedding weekend at the Painted Pony, I actually get choked up, because our experience there was so euphoric and carefree. Everyone had an enchanting weekend where they could let go of their everyday stresses and appreciate everyone around them. We are planning on returning to the Painted Pony on our 5th wedding anniversary and are hoping for a longer stay on our next visit.Recommended for: Sightseeing, adventure seekers, people with disabilities, age 55+, families with teenagers, pet owners, romantic getaway, families with young children, girls getaway.
Owner response: Thank you so much!! When we get reviews like yours it makes our day and it makes everything worth it. To know that you had such a great wedding and quality time with the family is so important. Thanks again for choosing us and do come back! Glen & Bruce
Did you find this review helpful? Yes | No Helpful votes: 0/0
-
A Special Place
A Special Place
- Guest Pamela
- Date of stay 04/19/13
- Review Submitted 04/23/13
Planes, trains and automobiles...no matter how you get to the Painted Pony Resort you will not regret your decision to go there. We were there to attend a family wedding and it was the perfect place for the 21 of us us to gather and spend some time together. The property is expansive so when you need some time to yourself you can simply walk the estate, tuck yourself into a corner at the pool or find a quiet room in one of the three houses on the property. Active time...let Bruce take you on a quided hike, share some local color or set you up with a telescope to view the night skies. The place is immaculate and extremely well cared for. No matter the reason that brings you to the Painted Pony - you will quickly realize that you found a slice of paradise.Recommended for: Sightseeing, people with disabilities, age 55+, families with teenagers, romantic getaway, families with young children, girls getaway.
Owner response: Thank you so much Jeffrey for your great review and for choosing the Painted Pony Resort for your wedding. It is very special for us to host family events and especially weddings! Thanks again and come back soon. Glen
Did you find this review helpful? Yes | No Helpful votes: 0/0
-
Fabulous, peaceful retreat
Fabulous, peaceful retreat
- Guest Poppa Bear
- Date of stay 02/15/13
- Review Submitted 02/23/13
The Painted Pony Resort is an incredible find; we rented it for 5 days for our mother's 85th birthday reunion and it was way beyond our expectations. We had 20 people, ranging in ages from 18 months to 85 years, and there was something for everyone. We rented the entire complex, which provided everyone plenty of space to have some privacy while also ample large areas for mingling and getting together. Although it was in February, the daytime temperatures were lovely and the brisk nights made it great for a good restful night's sleep - which was amply helped by the extremely comfy beds which are better than those in our own home or at any hotel I've ever stayed. Although it was too cold to use the pool, both the kids and adults didn't seem to mind as the hot tup instead got ample usage. There was also a lot to do in the area, both near and far; the 80+ acres of the resorts own property gave folks plenty of opportunity to take the youngest kids out for a nature hike and even the city-slicker adults got to explore the various signs of animal life, which included seeing road runners, hawks, and even a bobcat running down a rabbit! Although we had one day of a massive sand and wind storm that kept us from getting out, it was all part of an amazing experience that brought the reality of the southwest desert to life for everyone. Of course, I have to also mention the star-gazing! Nearly all of our extended family are city dwellers, and most of them had never seen the milky way - so needless to say, the experience of an undiluted night time sky was mind boggling for them. The fact that the resort also has two telescopes for use was like icing on the cake - having the youngest be able to see the moons and ring of Jupiter as well as an up-close-and-personal view of the waxing moon's impact craters will be unforgettable. I think it made a significant impression on most of the adults, too! We couldn't have asked for more - the on-site property manager was extremely attentive and helpful, and incredibly knowledgable about the local geography, history, and environment. We are already looking for an excuse to go back ;)Recommended for: Sightseeing, adventure seekers, age 55+, families with teenagers, romantic getaway, families with young children, girls getaway.
Owner response: Thank you Paul!! You and your family were the perfect guests for us. From the beginning of our transaction you were a pleasure to work with always communicating well and coming through on your commitments. We enjoyed your stay and hope to see you again as we love to share our wonderful place with folks who appreciate and enjoy and experience what Painted Pony Resort the fullest.
Did you find this review helpful? Yes | No Helpful votes: 0/0
-
Fabulous location for our painting workshop!
Fabulous location for our painting workshop!
- Guest Anonymous
- Date of stay 06/17/12
- Review Submitted 06/28/12
My husband and I hosted a painting workshop last week at the Painted Pony, and we couldn't be happier with the accommodations, the on-site manager and the gorgeous landscapes in every direction! There were twelve of us in total, everyone had their own room, we all gathered in the main house for meals, and scattered about the resort and surrounding area for plenty of plein air painting. Early mornings were perfect for sunrise walks, pre-lunch for a good dose of art, afternoons for painting, napping, or playing in the pool, and in the evenings we enjoyed sunset cocktails and post-dinner stargazing. Breathtakingly beautiful! Thank you Painted Pony for helping to make this, our first workshop in the American southwest, such a great success. I have happy guests and beautiful paintings to show for it.Recommended for: Adventure seekers, age 55+, families with teenagers, romantic getaway, families with young children, girls getaway.
Owner response: Thank you so much for the great review. You have summed things up perfectly. We provide the great accommodations and on-site manager. The gorgeous landscapes and the weather we can't take credit for but they are there to speak for themselves. Thank you so much and we hope to see you back again!!
Did you find this review helpful? Yes | No Helpful votes: 0/0
-
Three Days at Painted Pony
Three Days at Painted Pony
- Guest Mark
- Date of stay 06/03/12
- Review Submitted 06/15/12
We drove south from I-10 for a half hour. Ours was virtually the only vehicle on the highway. On our left, the Peloncillo Range; on our right, the Chiricahuas. Painted Pony lies on flat land in the valley. We were greeted by the very knowledgeable property manager/guide, a former university professor, and we were escorted to the guesthouse, just the right size for a husband, wife, and two sons. It is a very comfortable, full-equipped residence. We used the pool and jacuzzi, which are adjacent to the main house. The property manager took us into the Chiricahuas on two successive days. The hikes were strenuous! Our only regret was that we did not pack hiking boots. One day he took us into the fields near the house and taught us to look for shards and remnants left by indigenous people a millennium ago. I enjoyed visiting the town of Rodeo, where there is a cafe open for lunch and a gas station open only on weekends. But we did not come to New Mexico to see malls and chain stores and other trappings of American life. By nightfall I was exhausted by the rigorous hikes, and so fell into bed, but my family members tell me that they can't remember anywhere else where the stars shone so brightly.Recommended for: Sightseeing, adventure seekers, people with disabilities, age 55+, families with teenagers, pet owners, romantic getaway, families with young children.
Owner response: This is a beautiful description of our wonderful area and we are so glad you had the chance to enjoy our getaway! Come back soon as you guys were the perfect guests.
Did you find this review helpful? Yes | No Helpful votes: 0/0
-
Incredible Family Reunion
Incredible Family Reunion
- Guest Diana D.
- Date of stay 05/25/12
- Review Submitted 05/31/12
Our growing family gets together every year on Memorial Day weekend and it is hard to find a place that can house all of us comfortably. The Painted Pony Resort was perfect! We rented the entire facility and had plenty of room. There was something for everyone, young and old alike. With the pool table, ping-pong, basketball, swimming pool, jacuzzi, and huge patio nobody got bored and my parents could retreat to the bungalow when the kids/grandkids/great-grandkids got to be too much! Bruce and Glen were absolutely amazing and accomodated our every need. Bruce was available day and night, and was so polite and considerate. He offered us a hike, which we weren't able to take advantage of this time, but hopefully will be able to next time. Have no doubt, you will not be disappointed if you stay here. The views are magnificent, and the entire facility is beautiful inside and out!Owner response: Thank you so very much for all the wonderful recommendations for the Painted Pony Resort. We enjoyed having you as our guest and hope to see you back very soon !!! We are so happy your family had a great reunion. This is our goal and what we like to hear. Glen
Did you find this review helpful? Yes | No Helpful votes: 0/0
-
guest house
guest house
- Guest kat
- Date of stay 03/08/12
- Review Submitted 03/11/12
I stayed in the guest house,absolutely beautiful. This house has everything, three bedrooms, two baths, kitchen, living area. Fully furnished, everything you need, and beautifully decorated, sheer heaven. Every comfort you could ask for. Perfectly maintained, clean, looks and feels new. This is the one place I would recommend to everyone.Recommended for: Sightseeing, adventure seekers, people with disabilities, age 55+, families with teenagers, pet owners, romantic getaway, families with young children, girls getaway.
Owner response: Thanks Kathy for staying with us and so glad you enjoyed the guest house so much. Come back soon! Glen
Did you find this review helpful? Yes | No Helpful votes: 0/0
-
Stars Stars Stars
Stars Stars Stars
- Guest Starlover
- Date of stay 02/21/12
- Review Submitted 03/08/12
A group of us had a star party here (the astronomy kind). What a great star party we had. Of all the places I have gone for astronomy parties this one really stands out. Comfortable lodging, great food (provided by nearby caterers) and neat people in addition to fabulous observing and imaging in pristine skies. The site is 4973 ft above sea level on the desert so the air is very clear and dry resulting in excellent visibility. The observing area is separated from the living quarters and plenty of trees in between render the house lights invisible. Wonderful hikes and drives nearby to round out a great week.Recommended for: Sightseeing, adventure seekers, age 55+, romantic getaway.
Owner response: Thank you so much for your review John. Your pictures of the stars at PPR are just awesome! We look forward to you guys coming again next year. Glen
Did you find this review helpful? Yes | No Helpful votes: 0/0
-
What a wonderful place to spend my FAMILY THANKSGIVING!!!
What a wonderful place to spend my FAMILY THANKSGIVING!!!
- Guest VIVIAN H.
- Date of stay 11/21/11
- Review Submitted 11/30/11
MY family and i had a wonderful time at the Painted Pony Resort in Rodeo, New Mexico. We consist of 5 adult sisters and we get our families together every Thanksgiving. Four of us live in Texas and one lives in Atlanta, Georgia. It was about a 900 mile drive from our Texas homes and some of them were whining about such a long trip, right up until we arrived and with one glance they all said it was more than worth it. The pictures do not do this place justice. The words awesome and unbelievable came up a lot in my family discribing this wonderful place. Glen the owner was very easy to work with on all parts of the transaction. Bruce the caretaker of the property lives right there and if we even mentioned an idea, he made it happen. I don't know how much he makes, but i'm sure he is deserving of a raise. He took us hiking, he hooked us up with a ranch for horseback riding, he put wood in the fireplace, my family wanted to adopt him, talking about service with a smile. The best compliment i think i can give to the Painted Pony Resort, is that we all want to get back there as soon as possible and i will be highly recommending this place to all my friends. It offered more than i was expecting and definitely more than i had even hoped it would. Surprisingly, there is plenty for all ages to do in the desert, the only problem is that you will not want to leave the property to do them. Thanks BRUCE & GLEN for making this an unforgettable Thanksgiving Holiday for me and my Family!!!Recommended for: Sightseeing, adventure seekers, age 55+, families with teenagers, romantic getaway, girls getaway.
Owner response: Vivian, thank you so much for bringing your family and sharing your Thanksgiving with us at the Painted Pony! You were the perfect guests. Really appreciate your review and think you have captured things perfectly. Bruce talks about how much fun you guys were and is still savoring "the sisters" cooking. Glen
Did you find this review helpful? Yes | No Helpful votes: 0/0
-
Awesome Family Reunion
Awesome Family Reunion
- Guest Bean
- Date of stay 09/30/11
- Review Submitted 10/21/11
Our family wanted to find a place for a reunion away from the crowds and commercialized vacation spots; the Painted Pony Resort was the perfect fit. We had 20 people at our reunion and the resort had more than enough room for all six families. The Wedding Bungalow was great for our family of four (two adults and two teenagers) with room to spare. The bathtub in the bungalow was awesome. The weather and scenery was terrific, including the beautiful night skies. We had a huge pool, hot tub, and numerous gathering areas all to ourselves – no one but our family! How refreshing! The museum in Rodeo and a road trip to the breathtaking mountains is a must see with very friendly local people and park rangers. Also, there are several geocaches in the area. Our family bought food at the Walmart in Demming; however, we found out that Schwan will cater on-line and bring food to PPR. The owner and property manager were very accommodating to our needs. It was so much fun swimming, cooking, playing, shooting fireworks, and visiting with each other in such a quiet and peaceful place. I look forward to future family reunions at PPR because we had the entire property to ourselves with all the amenities. Lee FamilyRecommended for: Sightseeing, adventure seekers, people with disabilities, age 55+, families with teenagers, romantic getaway, families with young children, girls getaway.
Owner response: Exceelent! We are so happy you enjoyed the Bungalow and we hope you and your family will come back in the future. You are great renters and thanks again!!
Did you find this review helpful? Yes | No Helpful votes: 0/0
Rates
$350 per night for main guest house only $500 per night for main house only $650 per night for main house and main guest house $750 per night for entire complex - includes Bungalow (second guest house) We do not use the VRBO calendar - please contact us for availability Please visit our owners web site for more detailed information. paintedponyresort Minimum 2 night rental
Note: Until confirmed, rates are subject to change without notice.
This owner accepts: Credit cards.
Call the owner directly to confirm reservation details and pay with an approved method (credit card, check, or bank transfer), to protect your payment up to $1,000.
Calendar
Sorry this information is not available. Please contact the owner/manager for more information.
Location
-
A
- Nearest Airport: El Paso or Tucson at 150 Miles
- Nearest Motorway: US 80. at 25 Miles
- Nearest Barpub: Rodeo Tavern at 5 Miles
- Nearest Restaurant: Rodeo Tavern at 5 Miles
Owner info
Year Purchased: 2009
About the owner: We are a family with 4 boys living the American dream and very thankful for our good fortune to have this Resort in NM, The Land of Enchantment! We live in Northern VA and fell in love with the peaceful isolation of the NM desert in an area they call the bootheel of NM. The picture is from our own family reunion. The heated pool was a favorite hangout for everybody, especially the kids!
Why the Owner Chose Rodeo:
John McAfee put this property up for auction in the crash of 2009 with the auction was featured in an article in the NY Times where we read about the property. We decided to attend the auction and were absolutely blown away by the peacefulness of the area and the quality of the layout and construction of this estate. Believing it would make a great getaway resort we placed the winning bid for this former private estate and turned it into The Painted Pony Resort.
The Unique Benefits at this Estate:
The Pained Pony Resort is a great choice for the budget conscious who want the Southwest Desert experience but not the commercialism and or prices of Tucson and Phoenix. Weddings can be done economically using locals for food and other services. For family reunions, it is a great place because everyone tends to stay on the resort and re-connect. We love PPR for its beautiful setting and the calm and peaceful spirit it promotes. This is a perfect place to get away from the rat race and get spiritually recharged. Small to medium sized groups, artists, astronomers and university staff on sabbatical have come to hold their meetings at PPR. They find that our facilities are economical and their members love the quite beauty. Several groups are returning each year at the requests of their members.
Contact us
- Primary: (703) 281-9559 (Virginia, USA)
Links to more information:
Photos
-
PPR Complex showing 3 Residential Buildings and Events Building in background.
-
Entertain On Our Large Courtyard Behind the Main House with Cabana and Fireplace
-
Hugh Bath Located In Our Bungalow frequently used as the Honeymoon Suite
-
Master Bedroom in the Main House. Doors lead to Courtyard.
-
View from behind Pool Area
-
Painted Pony Resort Entrance just 4 miles off Highway 80 on Painted Pony Road.
-
Entertainment provided by local DJ with catering done by local vendors.
-
Wedding Ceremony - Beautiful NM Day. Courtyard behind the Main House.
-
Hiking on one of the many trails in Nat. Forest just 10 minutes from the Resort.
-
Family Reunion at the Pool.
-
Nearby Spectacular Chiricahua National Monument. Just 30 miles from resort.
-
Hot Tub area behind the Main House and next to the Heated Pool Area.
-
Front Entrance to the Main House.
-
Chimera on the main Courtyard. Spend your cool desert nights warming by a fire.
-
Custom Double King Sized Bed in Wedding Bungalow.
-
Great Room with large TV & fireplace. Windows look onto Courtyard area.
-
Wedding Bungalow showing the large verandas that surround the building.
-
Wedding Celebration in the Events Building.
-
Wedding Party goes on into the night at the Events Building.
-
Spring Time at Painted Pony Resort. Planting Area in front of Main House.
-
Taken from the parking area in front of the Main House.
-
Family Reunion gathering at the heated pool.
-
Night photo taken with a regular pocket camera on a typical night.
-
2,500 SF Events Building for large group gatherings, receptions, parties, etc.
There have been visitors to this page since
the counter was last reset in .
This listing was first published here in 2009.
Date last modified - Thursday, May 23, 2013