Check in was easy, it was clean enough. Better not have anything bigger than an f150, or you’ll have a hard time trying to park. Tight driveway for sure. Bed was TERRIBLE. That was the whole reason for booking, to avoid my bad camper bed. I’d been better off, and save 1,300 to just take the camper at this point. TV’s would randomly reset/ turn on. The mini splits… geeze, so noisy. I’ve never heard mini splits so loud. Made it hard to sleep. It is very close to the road too. It’s quieter at my home than there! Hot tub controls barely worked. Screens on porch ripped, lights on outside of home flashing, swing rubs deck when swinging. Minor issues- but for more than my mortgage for a week stay- I’d expect better: sink mounted crooked, toilet lid loose, outlets/ switches throughout are crooked/ loose/ upside down. Everything just spray painted black it looks like, so the loose electrical wires in the porch ceiling shifted, showing unpainted areas, kitchen faucet leaks when in use, headboard is huge, makes reaching the lights above you to turn off a pain (I’m 6’2” btw), holes/ no trim rings/ non functioning outdoor shower.Again, minor stuff, but I expected better given what I paid. Take a walk around the backside, you’ll see “curb appeal” for sure; loose/ falling soffit, trash bags covering holes in the ground, extension cords laying everywhere (spray painted black). The list goes on… should have called it “cross-eyed cabin” for all the crooked stuff inside.