10/10 Fremragende
Kelly M.
28. jul. 2025
An Unforgettable ExperienceIf you’re looking for a place that truly transports you — perhaps back in time — this is it. The home tells a story with every surface: a delicate layer of sand throughout lends a beachy vibe (even in the oven!), and the lovingly preserved vintage rust and mold add a certain… patina. It’s rare to find a property where you can contemplate both tetanus and tetrachloride at once — a real thrill!The kitchen dishes come pre-seasoned with mysterious smudges (great for those who hate doing dishes on vacation), and the oven has a rebellious spirit — part performance art, part hazard. Sleeping arrangements were definitely an adventure in creativity; what the listing calls “sleeping spaces” may be better described as interpretive. Our son even woke up with mystery bruises, courtesy of the “accommodation” — proof that the furniture, like the rest of the house, really leaves a mark.Overall, it’s an experience that lingers with you — in your memories, your luggage, and possibly your immune system. Five stars for boldness, for character, and for reminding us that not all vacations are meant to be relaxing — some are meant to be survived.
Kelly M.
Overnattede 3 nætter i juli 2025