LAKE CHATUGE, Your own private resort, 9 Bdrm, Pickleball, Pool, Boat Rental

🎉🏡 **WELCOME TO THE BELLISSIMO LODGE - WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS!** 🏡🎉
Oh, can you hear it? That’s the beautiful symphony of laughter, splashes, and family fun tuning up for your arrival! Book a **2-NIGHT STAY** (Friday and Saturday, because let’s be real, who wants to haggle with Wednesday?) for a mind-boggling **$1600 per night!** We're rolling out the welcome mat with an **early check-in at 10 AM**—because wasting time in a parking lot is soooo last year! And don’t sweat it, because with a **3 PM late check-out**, you can sneak in a few extra games of pickleball and secure your title as the family champion! 🥇
And if you think that’s a deal, **hold onto your party hats!** Book a **3rd night** for just **$800!** Yes, you heard that right; it’s practically a steal! So good, you might just want to break out into a victory dance. 💃 (Available in January, February, and April—sorry not-summer folks! Text us for more amazing deals!)
🏊‍♂️ **Worried about Mother Nature?** Not here! 🏊‍♀️
Whether it’s snow, rain, or a rogue meteor shower, our indoor pickleball court and **100” and 85” TVs**, six person infrared sauna, a bar for 20 people, dining seating for 24. I have got your back! Who needs the great outdoors when you can indulge in the luxurious glow of entertainment?
And speaking of luxury, our **elaborate water features** (yes, **waterfalls** into the pool—because why not?) and snack-laden BBQs at our covered pavilion will have you living the life of a Pinterest project gone right! 50’ foot pool with overflow tub. Can be heated with a propane deposit.
✨ **And the house? Oh boy, here’s the real star:**
- **9 bedrooms** stuffed with **16 beds!** That’s right, grab those sleep masks because you’ll need ‘em! 💤
- **3 levels!** Because it’s more fun when you can lose track of your family members!
- Experience games galore with a **pool table**, **air hockey**, **golden tee golf simulator**, **ping pong**, **foosball**, and add in some **ax-throwing**! Yes, unleash your inner lumberjack without the need for therapy! 🪓🏆
📍 Now, here’s the cherry on top: You're right on glorious Lake Chatuge with your very own **private dock**! Rent luxury boats, paddleboards, and kayaks (available only from May 1 to September 30—awkward for a snowman). And let’s not forget Captain Jeremy “Catch of the Day” Seabolt, ready to take you on a fishing adventure that’ll outshine Uncle Bob’s legendary BBQ flops. 🎣🔥
🎊 **oSo, what are you waiting for?** Book your getaway where FUN reigns supreme! It’s not just a lodge; it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet of activities, laughter, and unforgettable family moments. And guess what? Everyone’s invited! 🎊
Check out those super fancy websites for event calendars, and let’s crank the party dial up to 11! 🥳🌲