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Coastal Cottage Near Beach w/Pool & Hot Tub Access
Holiday home in Port St. Joe with kitchen and balcony
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2 bedrooms2+ bathroomsSleeps 81200 sq ft
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Port St. Joe, FL
Rooms & beds
2 bedrooms (sleeps 8)
Guest Room
2 Double Beds
Living Room 1
1 Queen Sofa Bed
Master Suite
1 King Bed
2 bathrooms, 1 half bathroom
Guest Bathroom
Soap · Towels provided · Toilet
Guest Room Bathroom
Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Toilet · Shampoo · Hair dryer
Master Bathroom
Soap · Towels provided · Toilet · Shower only · Shampoo · Hair dryer
Spaces
Porch or lanai
Kitchen
Balcony
Separate dining area
Number of living rooms
Dining area
About this property
Coastal Cottage Near Beach w/Pool & Hot Tub Access
St. Somewhere – Modern Coastal Cottage Near Windmark Beach
2BR | 2.5BA | Pool Access | Screened Porches | Gated Community
Welcome to St. Somewhere, a stylish two-level, 1,200 sq. ft. cottage tucked inside the peaceful gated community of Barefoot Cottages in Port St. Joe, Fl. This bright and beautifully appointed
Stylish two-level 1200 sq. foot cottage with dual Master Suites, one with a king sized bed and the guest room has two full-sized beds, spacious screened in porches and pool access in private gated community. Whether you're at the beach to kick back and relax or seek outdoor adventures in a natural paradise, St. Somewhere is the perfect place to do it.
This cottage faces west and sits just across the street from the Port Saint Joe Bay, with quick access to public beach access!
Within the community, you're a short walk to the larger of two pools with hot tub plus a dedicated grilling area with picnic tables. As the community is easily accessible to U.S. 98, there is some occasional road noise, yet Barefoot Cottages is tucked away in a natural setting with abundant palm trees to feel like a true tropical escape. You might even hear tree frogs and cicadas!
Centrally located in the heart of the Forgotten Coast, you'll have access to the white sugar sand beaches and breathtaking western-facing sunsets that make this part of Old Florida truly unique. From where to eat, find the best shells, go for a jog, hire a local fishing guide, or even book family photos, we are passionate about this area and want to help you "live like a local". As owner-managers, we are available to provide recommendations or connect you with a Gulf County concierge to build the vacation itinerary of your dreams.
St. Somewhere is a great option for small families or couples, and we're snowbird friendly (inquire for monthly rates). We invite you to book your stay with us today.
Both bedrooms are conveniently located upstairs, providing a private retreat away from the main living area. Each bedroom features brand new luxury vinyl plank flooring. A king-sized bed with memory foam mattresses and pillows in one bedroom, and two full-sized beds with cotton sheets, 100% cotton quilts, and additional blankets for our off-season guests. The bedrooms are equipped with ceiling fans, smart televisions, and luggage racks.
Connected en suite bathrooms are the finishing touch, one with a shower and the other with a shower-tub combo.
Plus, there's a second screened in porch with privacy curtains, a daybed, cafe tables and extra seating to enjoy coffee or a cocktail off one of the Master bedrooms. Our spacious screened in porches boast expanded living options to relax, work or play while protected from the elements!
In our kitchen, we provide all the essential equipment necessary to prepare delectable meals. Additionally, we offer a carefully curated selection of durable and high-quality items. A coffee maker with k-cup feature is also provided.
Other things to note
NO RVS, BOATS OR TRAILERS ALLOWED
What’s near:
2 min Windmark Beach
7 min St Joe Beach
7 min downtown Port St Joe
12 min Mexico Beach
17 min Cape San Blas
30 min St Joseph Peninsula State Park
30 min Apalachicola
45 min St George Island
1 hr Panama City Beach
2BR | 2.5BA | Pool Access | Screened Porches | Gated Community
Welcome to St. Somewhere, a stylish two-level, 1,200 sq. ft. cottage tucked inside the peaceful gated community of Barefoot Cottages in Port St. Joe, Fl. This bright and beautifully appointed
Stylish two-level 1200 sq. foot cottage with dual Master Suites, one with a king sized bed and the guest room has two full-sized beds, spacious screened in porches and pool access in private gated community. Whether you're at the beach to kick back and relax or seek outdoor adventures in a natural paradise, St. Somewhere is the perfect place to do it.
This cottage faces west and sits just across the street from the Port Saint Joe Bay, with quick access to public beach access!
Within the community, you're a short walk to the larger of two pools with hot tub plus a dedicated grilling area with picnic tables. As the community is easily accessible to U.S. 98, there is some occasional road noise, yet Barefoot Cottages is tucked away in a natural setting with abundant palm trees to feel like a true tropical escape. You might even hear tree frogs and cicadas!
Centrally located in the heart of the Forgotten Coast, you'll have access to the white sugar sand beaches and breathtaking western-facing sunsets that make this part of Old Florida truly unique. From where to eat, find the best shells, go for a jog, hire a local fishing guide, or even book family photos, we are passionate about this area and want to help you "live like a local". As owner-managers, we are available to provide recommendations or connect you with a Gulf County concierge to build the vacation itinerary of your dreams.
St. Somewhere is a great option for small families or couples, and we're snowbird friendly (inquire for monthly rates). We invite you to book your stay with us today.
Both bedrooms are conveniently located upstairs, providing a private retreat away from the main living area. Each bedroom features brand new luxury vinyl plank flooring. A king-sized bed with memory foam mattresses and pillows in one bedroom, and two full-sized beds with cotton sheets, 100% cotton quilts, and additional blankets for our off-season guests. The bedrooms are equipped with ceiling fans, smart televisions, and luggage racks.
Connected en suite bathrooms are the finishing touch, one with a shower and the other with a shower-tub combo.
Plus, there's a second screened in porch with privacy curtains, a daybed, cafe tables and extra seating to enjoy coffee or a cocktail off one of the Master bedrooms. Our spacious screened in porches boast expanded living options to relax, work or play while protected from the elements!
In our kitchen, we provide all the essential equipment necessary to prepare delectable meals. Additionally, we offer a carefully curated selection of durable and high-quality items. A coffee maker with k-cup feature is also provided.
Other things to note
NO RVS, BOATS OR TRAILERS ALLOWED
What’s near:
2 min Windmark Beach
7 min St Joe Beach
7 min downtown Port St Joe
12 min Mexico Beach
17 min Cape San Blas
30 min St Joseph Peninsula State Park
30 min Apalachicola
45 min St George Island
1 hr Panama City Beach
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House Rules
Check in after 3:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 18
Check out before 10:00 AM
Children
Children allowed: ages 0–17
Events
No events allowed
Pets
Pets allowed: less than 23 kg per pet (limit 2 pets total)
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Check-out instructions
The host requires you to complete the following before checking out:
Load and start the dishwasher
Gather used towels and store extra beds
Remove personal items, remove leftover food and drinks and take out the rubbish
Turn off the lights and lock the doors
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.
Important information
You need to know
This property is managed by a private host (a party not acting within their trade, business or profession). EU consumer law, including the right of withdrawal, will not apply to your booking. The cancellation policy set by the private host will cover your booking.
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Long-term renters welcome
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children; if you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room
We should mention
This property does not have any lifts
About the area
Port St. Joe
Located in Port St. Joe, this holiday home is by the sea. Port St. Joe Marina and St Joseph Bay Golf Club are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those looking for area attractions can visit Frank Pate Park and Beacon Hill Park. With power boating and fishing nearby, you'll find plenty of adventures in the water.
Port St. Joe, FL
Restaurants
- McDonald's - 4 min drive
- Shipwreck Raw Bar - 6 min drive
- Hungry Howies Pizza - 5 min drive
- The Brick Wall Sports Bar And Grill - 5 min drive
- Uptown Raw Bar And Grill - 5 min drive
Frequently asked questions
About the host
Hosted by John Thompson
"Welcome! I’m a Florida native turned North Carolina local and a retired Air Force veteran. My hosting style is simple: provide a top-tier experience with a bit of Southern charm.
When I’m not hosting, I’m likely caught up in sports—I’m a huge college football fan and a die-hard Green Bay Packers fan (Go Pack Go!). I love hosting because it allows me to meet people from all over. I look forward to hosting you!"
When I’m not hosting, I’m likely caught up in sports—I’m a huge college football fan and a die-hard Green Bay Packers fan (Go Pack Go!). I love hosting because it allows me to meet people from all over. I look forward to hosting you!"
Why they chose this property
"I was born and raised in Florida, so the ocean is in my blood. After retiring from the Air Force, I searched for a place that felt like the Florida I grew up with—quiet, friendly, and untouched by high-rises. I chose Port St. Joe because it’s a 'small town with a big heart.' We love the slow pace, the way neighbors wave to each other, and the fact that you can still find a peaceful patch of white sand all to yourself. It’s the perfect place to kick back, enjoy a sunset, and appreciate the simple things."
What makes this property unique
"As a retired Air Force veteran, I believe in the 'Standard of Excellence.' You won’t find a more meticulously maintained home in Port St. Joe. We take pride in the details—from high-thread-count linens to a spotless kitchen—ensuring you have a mission-ready space for your vacation. When you book with us, you’re booking a stress-free experience where everything works exactly as it should."
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