10/10 Excellent
Tiffany C.
20 Jan, 2026
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Tiffany C.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026
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Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More
Holiday home in Cibolo with fireplace and jetted bath
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Reviews
10 out of 10
Exceptional
4 bedrooms2+ bathroomsSleeps 12
Popular amenities
Explore the area
Cibolo, TX
- Place, Cibolo Creek - Schertz Trailhead6 min drive
- Place, Randolph Air Force Base6 min drive
- Place, Joint Base San Antonio6 min drive
- Airport, San Antonio, TX (SAT-San Antonio Intl.)25 min drive
Rooms & beds
4 bedrooms (sleeps 12)
Four-Poster Bedroom
1 Queen Bed
Kids Room
2 Large Single Bunk Beds
King Bedroom
1 King Bed
Master Bedroom
2 Queen Beds
2 bathrooms, 1 half bathroom
Half Bathroom
Soap · Towels provided · Toilet · Shampoo · Hair dryer
King Queen and Kid Bathroom
Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Bathtub · Toilet · Shower only · Shampoo · Hair dryer
Master Bed Bathroom
+1
Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Bathtub · Toilet · Shower only · Jetted bathtub · Shampoo · Hair dryer
About this property
Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More
Retro-themed home with Hot Tub, Firepit with Outdoor Movie Setup, Pool, Game Room & More!
Play Pac-Man, Skee-Ball & foosball in A/C game room, soak in the cowboy pool, or relax under string lights by firepit. Retro-themed rooms, stocked kitchen, fast Wi-Fi & TVs in bedrooms.
Perfect for family trips, reunions, birthdays & bachelorettes—small gatherings welcome (no loud parties). Kid-friendly | Retro movie nights!
Book fast for ultimate comfort & vibes!
It is your colorful 2-story getaway between San Antonio and New Braunfels—designed with love and built for fun! Perfect for families, groups, and small celebrations (like baby showers, bachelorettes, or birthdays), this Insta-worthy 4BR home sleeps up to 12 guests and is packed with personality.
What You’ll Love
Themed Bedrooms: From ‘70s to ‘90s, each room bursts with retro style—lava lamps, bold murals, and nostalgia everywhere. King & Queen bedrooms have smart TVs.
Game Room + Theater: A/C game room with Pac-Man, foosball, Skee-Ball, 75” smart TV, and your own movie projector—plus popcorn machine and outdoor movie setup!
Howdy Diner + Coffee Nook: Eat in style at the retro diner or sip lattes at the Friends-inspired nook (with bonus foosball).
Cowboy Pool + Backyard Vibes: Chill in the cowboy pool, grill under the pergola, kick back by the firepit, and snap pics by the mural wall. Patio games and string lights = perfect evening.
Kid-Friendly Fun: Simba & Nintendo-themed kids’ room, toys, books, and family-focused touches throughout.
Fully Stocked Kitchen + Bar: Air fryer, baking gear, spices, plus mixology books and a mini-bar setup in the game room.
Disco-Ready Details: Yes, we have a disco ball—just flip it on and vibe while watching a movie or playing games.
Unbeatable Location (10–30 mins from everything)
Comal River – 24 min (floating fun!)
San Antonio River Walk – 30 min
Natural Bridge Caverns – 23 min
Schlitterbahn Waterpark – 26 min
Six Flags & Canyon Lake – 30 min
Austin – Just 1 hour away!
Local Dining Faves
Garcia’s Mexican – 8 min
Kindling Texas Kitchen – 10 min
Harmon’s BBQ – 12 min
Pro Tip: We Book Fast
Whether you're floating rivers, exploring caves, or hosting a small gathering, Funky Casita is where memories are made. Grab your dates now before they’re gone!
Play Pac-Man, Skee-Ball & foosball in A/C game room, soak in the cowboy pool, or relax under string lights by firepit. Retro-themed rooms, stocked kitchen, fast Wi-Fi & TVs in bedrooms.
Perfect for family trips, reunions, birthdays & bachelorettes—small gatherings welcome (no loud parties). Kid-friendly | Retro movie nights!
Book fast for ultimate comfort & vibes!
It is your colorful 2-story getaway between San Antonio and New Braunfels—designed with love and built for fun! Perfect for families, groups, and small celebrations (like baby showers, bachelorettes, or birthdays), this Insta-worthy 4BR home sleeps up to 12 guests and is packed with personality.
What You’ll Love
Themed Bedrooms: From ‘70s to ‘90s, each room bursts with retro style—lava lamps, bold murals, and nostalgia everywhere. King & Queen bedrooms have smart TVs.
Game Room + Theater: A/C game room with Pac-Man, foosball, Skee-Ball, 75” smart TV, and your own movie projector—plus popcorn machine and outdoor movie setup!
Howdy Diner + Coffee Nook: Eat in style at the retro diner or sip lattes at the Friends-inspired nook (with bonus foosball).
Cowboy Pool + Backyard Vibes: Chill in the cowboy pool, grill under the pergola, kick back by the firepit, and snap pics by the mural wall. Patio games and string lights = perfect evening.
Kid-Friendly Fun: Simba & Nintendo-themed kids’ room, toys, books, and family-focused touches throughout.
Fully Stocked Kitchen + Bar: Air fryer, baking gear, spices, plus mixology books and a mini-bar setup in the game room.
Disco-Ready Details: Yes, we have a disco ball—just flip it on and vibe while watching a movie or playing games.
Unbeatable Location (10–30 mins from everything)
Comal River – 24 min (floating fun!)
San Antonio River Walk – 30 min
Natural Bridge Caverns – 23 min
Schlitterbahn Waterpark – 26 min
Six Flags & Canyon Lake – 30 min
Austin – Just 1 hour away!
Local Dining Faves
Garcia’s Mexican – 8 min
Kindling Texas Kitchen – 10 min
Harmon’s BBQ – 12 min
Pro Tip: We Book Fast
Whether you're floating rivers, exploring caves, or hosting a small gathering, Funky Casita is where memories are made. Grab your dates now before they’re gone!
Add dates for prices
Amenities
Pool
Hot tub
Washing machine
Dryer
Air conditioning
Parking available
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House Rules
Check in after 3:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 18
Check out before 10:00 AM
Children
Children allowed: ages 0–17
Events
Events allowed: family gatherings and birthday parties
Pets
No pets allowed
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Check-out instructions
The host requires you to complete the following before checking out:
Load and start the dishwasher
Strip any used beds and gather used towels
Remove personal items, remove leftover food and drinks and take out the rubbish
Turn off the lights and lock the doors
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Parties and events (including family gatherings and birthday parties) are allowed on site. Maximum attendees: 20
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Property Registration Number not applicable
About the area
Cibolo
Cibolo is home to this holiday home. Schlitterbahn New Braunfels Waterpark is a popular attraction and the area's natural beauty can be seen at Natural Bridge Caverns and Guadalupe River. Randolph Bowling Center and Laser Legend are also worth visiting.
Cibolo, TX
What's nearby
- Schertz Dog Park - 5 min drive - 3.0 km
- Cibolo Creek - Schertz Trailhead - 6 min drive - 4.5 km
- Randolph Air Force Base - 6 min drive - 4.9 km
- Joint Base San Antonio - 6 min drive - 4.9 km
- Cibolo Creek - Veterans Park Trailhead - 6 min drive - 4.9 km
Getting around
Restaurants
- Slim Chickens - 4 min drive
- Chick-fil-A - 19 min walk
- Whataburger - 3 min drive
- Dairy Queen - 5 min drive
- Starbucks - 4 min drive
Frequently asked questions
Reviews
10
Exceptional
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Learn moreOpens in a new window10/10
Cleanliness
10/10
Check-in
10/10
Communication
8.0/10
Location
10/10
Listing accuracy
Reviews
About the host
Hosted by Shweta Shrivastava
Languages:
English
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