GOOD: Kitchen/eating room nice, couch very comfortable. Amenities: kitchen VG, also books, games galore, jigsaw puzzles, kayaks, fire ring w/ supplied wood (cool), sandbox for kids, hammock. Lake few feet from deck, somewhat sandy bottom. TV good.BAD: Arrival: bag of Sea Salt Caramels; welcoming note addressed to Mercados? Not us. 2nd note “No trespassing sign is below a wasp nest in Maple tree. They are dormant as its cooler but letting you know.” DEAL BREAKER! Hornets’ nest b/t hammock and sandbox. Nest should be removed. 4 beds in the Hideout; not one made ready for guests. Sheets on bed, wrong size; making bed almost tripped on bunched-up carpets. Had to straighten them & padding & lay flat.Screen door to patio can’t be moved back; glass door hard to open/close. Needs to be adjusted.Water fixtures old, unattractive, & much built-up crud. Left-over, open food. Can’t speak for all travelers, but we don’t want left overs from previous guests. How old is food?Main floor shower full of half used body washes & a ¾ used deodorant Seriously, that is disgusting. Throw stuff out; don’t leave for the next quests. “Upstairs” bathroom faucet needs to be cleaned. Unscrew the little ring under it & rinse out what is blocking water. Light in stairway needs battery. Sweeper is disgustingly filthy & covered with dust.TV room: dead bugs and cobwebs inside on windows, not between the windows and screens. Couch worn & sunken.Sorry this is so choppy; not enough allowed characters.