So. Many. Broken. Things. It got very frustrating.... Need a can opener? Nope, broken.... Had to use a pocket knife to pry open cans, awesome. Toilet paper? Nah, that fell off the wall... Want to do dishes in the dishwasher... Nah, the trollies are busted, missing wheelsand dumped all the dishes on the floor. Cut my foot open on glass. Need some towels or washcloths to accommodate 14? Yeah, bring your own. First floor bathroom shower is a waterbed. Seriously who uses linoleum in a shower? It's seperating from the floor and there's water under it, I'd hate to see how much mold and gunk is in there from all the previous guests. Need a snack? Check the unswept floor. Don't worry, after the baby was found eating spaghetti noodles, which we definitely didn't have with us, I decided to sweep.... But there was no dust pan. If you stay now, there is one, because we bought one. Also, bring paper towels and trash bags because 14 people in 4 days can generate more than two bags of trash, and you might need the trash bags for thatany people eating in... let me tell you.... The fridge. It was set to the highest setting, but it was warm for two days. I have the exact fridge at home, they told us it takes 24 hours for a fridge to get cold. It shouldnt. It doesn't. I know this for a fact. We should not have to wait 24 hours but it was actually almost two days, for a fridge to be cold enough to empty our coolers, just in time to pack up again! They didn't seem to care and no one ever showed up to fix it after calling twice. We had to throw food out. The hot tub water was cloudy and seemed gross, not fresh. Oh, and the bar stools are all rickety. We avoided them as a broken bar stool on top of the stairs seemed like a head injury waiting to happen. The neighbors were so loud the cops came(we didn't call, but we're sick of two days of fighting and screaming at 3am) .
A child was found wandering around the road in a diaper without parents in the early morning, they were knocking on doors a while before the parents showed up. So that was lovely. The place overall is pretty worn out, you can tell people have abused it. Most of the doors including the master, didn't latch or stay shut. The wifi password on the fridge is wrong, the wifi was shotty at best, plus Alexa was useless and didn't respond to information command requests as they weren't stored like the information said it was. So, lots of really annoying things.... Pictures are obviously old