What's good: The owners have put great thought into the design of this place, with a lovely pool/hot tub and a nicely designed lounge area. There are plenty of towels [though bring your own detergent]. We had a bottle of prosecco waiting in the fridge [also lovely] when we showed up. The WiFi works fine.
The disappointment was in the amenities: an old Hamilton Beach coffee maker with missing parts that leaked coffee, a plastic toaster that was splitting apart, a flimsy wine opener, no wine glasses other than plastic cups, no muffin tin or large pot to boil pasta, no nonstick frying pan, none of the blow-up pool toys I saw in photos. [We left some behind] The bicycles were really old and rusty and we couldn't find a pump to blow up the tires. I'm used to cleaning a BBQ grate before using it but the oven rack was so dirty that it set off the fire alarm when we went to preheat it. I found myself cleaning a caked-on salt and pepper grinder. We couldn't keep anything on the counter because of the ants ...
Some of these things are random or the result of a previous guest's lack of consideration. I'm not allowed to list the price but let's just say that this was a splurge and we didn't even end up drinking their coffee. Why undermine a high-end experience by stocking low-end amenities? The couple seem so nice that I want to give them five stars. I really do. One shopping trip would address many of these issues.