* Fantastic 4-bedroom house in Ferndale * 4 miles to Main Street (you can smell the bakery from the porch) * 12 minutes to Birch Bay * 18 minutes to Bellingham * 8 minutes to I-5 but zero road noise
WHAT’S INCLUDED (because we’re not monsters)
* 400 Mbps Wi-Fi that actually works in the orchard * 55” 4K TV with every streaming app known to man * Hotel-grade linens, plush towels, starter pack of everything * Full-size washer/dryer + free detergent
THE ONLY RULES
* No smoking * No parties (the house is 135 years old and judges quietly) * Pets considered case-by-case ($350 refundable deposit + $150 fee)
RATES
* Less than two Bellingham hotel rooms + parking + breakfast + the soul-crushing feeling of fluorescent lighting. * Message us right now with your dates and we’ll send you the drone video that made three separate guests cry. * Cleaning Fee: $300