Filthy. Disgusting, stained sheets, a layer of dust that hasn’t been cleaned in years, which ruins any clothing unfortunate enough to rub up against ANYTHING in or out of the boat. Wires hang from the walls and ceiling, sharp jagged metal sticking out of walls, outlets hanging from ceiling, PLENTY of fixtures(fans, lights) that do not work. No working Wi-Fi or cable. There IS, however, a jumping’ night club RIGHT NEXT to the boat(which isn’t mentioned in the description) that pumps out obnoxiously LOUD thumping music every night until very late. On the other side of the boat is a power station, which is right next to a SUPER NOISY steam factory that makes noise all day and night. There are no locks on the doors, so take your valuables with you when you leave. It was a balmy 96 degrees in the boat the whole time we were there- unbearable! The tiny ancient air conditioner in the main bedroom couldn’t cool down the temp below 80. I bit my tongue and drank wine (absolutely nothing else to do but sweat) but there’s not enough wine in the world to make that death trap even remotely resemble the write up the owner lovingly gives. It is equivalent to sleeping in a dirt floor basement with no amenities on a vacation- it will be the low point of your stay. Save your money and heartache and avoid this dirty unclean lodging(unless you like dirt, factories, not sleeping, horrible loud music, the busy road north AND south, lack of parking ANYWHERE NEAR the boat, yucky odors from the toilets, AND having nothing to do!) am I disgruntled? No. I am disappointed beyond belief.