Let me start by saying this place is adorable and in a perfect location. It sleeps five comfortably, and looks like it appears in the photos. And that's where the good ends.
We asked to check in early, and that wasn't possible. Check in was at 3:00; however, we found the owner's wife in the middle of cleaning the place at 3:30 when they finally let us in. Two hours later, we asked how much longer it would be. We had bought hundreds of dollars of groceries, hadn't seen each other in years, and just wanted to spend our first night in the condo catching up. Bill said that we disrespected his wife and we couldn't have the place anymore. He denied we had a contract (which we did); he said he didn't care about the money or his reviews. He told us, "It's not a threat, it's a fact," when I told him I didn't appreciate him threatening to kick us out on the street. We asked him to please just leave and let us have the place as it was. He said, "I don't need your money. I'm rich...I own half this block." "This is my home, and I can come and go as I please." "You might as well leave. You are going to give me a bad review either way." After going round and round, he decided he was over it and he'd let us stay; he and his wife left, and we sat down incredulous at the whole thing and started talking through what just happened. He knocked on the door and said we were kicked out again because he heard one of us say we'd give him a bad review. Again, we had to talk him into letting us stay telling him that we were just venting, and we had the right to do so. He agreed to let us stay, and they left.
We debated heavily over just going to a hotel and getting away from the whole situation; however, we didn't want to lose our money, so we chose to stay even though we were completely uncomfortable the whole time.