Where to start.....this place has too many “rules.” I know this may sound like making a big deal out of nothing, but this place sucked. 1. The “beach service” is a crock, you have to be on the beach at 7am to get chairs and an umbrella because if you aren’t they will tell you “we are all full for the day” so then you are forced to sit in the sand because you have no chairs. 2. Don’t think you are gonna sit by the pool and have a drink to relax, cause that ain’t happening either, no room. 3. Don’t be a smoker and think you will be treated good. The ONLY area you are “allowed” to smoke is literally in the middle of the parking lot with no shade or view of either the beach or pool. So for all you smokers out there, DO NOT STAY HERE! There is no smoking ANYWHERE other than out baking yourself in the middle of the parking lot! 4. WiFi was terrible. (First world problem, I know, but don’t advertise WiFi when it’s terrible.) 5. The grills are ALSO located in the parking lot, so again, don’t think you’re gonna have a relaxing day by the pool grilling, cause that ain’t happening either. 6. The pool closes at 10 ON THE DOT!! Barney Fife will come around and run you out and take all the trash cans in and turn off all the lights, so AGAIN, THERE IS NO RELAXING BY THE POOL!! 7. Housekeeping will come to you’re door at 930am knocking and trying to run you out on check out day, and if you don’t make it out fast enough, don’t worry they will come back EVERY 2 MINUTES! So you are literally being rushed out the door!!! So, all in all, we paid $1800 for this stay with our two kids and I need a vacation from this vacation!! There was NO relaxing! It LITERALLY felt like a chore to simply go to the beach. I would rather drive nails through my eye balls than stay at this place for another week or simply stay at a Super 8 and go to a public beach, where I could have my beach chair and umbrella and RELAX!
