A collapsed bed was the last straw that started us really looking at this place, we messaged the host to at least acknowledge there were short comings, failed gate lamp, overgrown weeds in the patio and patio furniture , many door hinges in need of a bit of TLC, We asked them to consider how they would react at the resultant impact of burnt-out bulbs, faulty blinds, dead solar lamps, weather worn and plain worn out, garden furniture or useless outdated visitor information, and how they would react to such shoddy presentation? Included in the hosts response was a total denial of any issue and a suggestion that “There are 2 other sofa beds in the house that you could have slept on instead of moving out”. This, over 24 hours after we’d departed!One of the two second beds was in the living room, where the blinds didn’t work! Which impacted both privacy at night and daytime views.The second? If you can identify the stain, alcohol, vomit, sweat and be comfortable sleeping next to it! Crack on.We were not there to use a Hot Tub, eat chocolates or drink Prosecco but to get a good sleep in a relaxing, fully functional, hygienic environment. After much deliberation and research, we found alternative accommodation and at our own additional expense, left after only one day.The photos reflect what awaits you, the statue had a mop left out to dry on its head and opposite appears to be the equipment used to clean floors, possibly waiting for the next clean to commence? Enjoy!