ピドル川のほとりの町から800 mに位置するウェストミルウェアハム

Hi glad you enjoyed your stay. I reset the WiFi yesterday as holidaymaker suggested it was slow and that sorted the problem. We have summer duvets available on request. Just ask and I will sort any problem.

We are sorry you didn't like the mattress. Most of our guests have commented how comfortable it was. I guess we all have our own preferences.

Thanks we are glad you enjoyed your stay. We are all hoping for some rain soon as the garden has not faired well in this dry weather. I will get the farmer to move a few tractors and tidy up his cows a bit.

For the avoidance of doubt the mattress is 195cm long and 150cm wide. This is larger than a standard UK double bed which would be 190cm long by 135cm wide. Its a shame knowing that you are well above average height that you did not raise a query before booking whereupon I could have given you the dimensions. Other guests of smaller stature have commented that the bed is very comfortable. Beds are very much a matter of preference.

Really glad you liked our place. Hope to see you again in the future. Model guests.

Anyone reading this should be aware that at the outset I make it very clear that if anything at all is wrong, no matter how small please let me know immediately so that I can sort it out. The first paragraph of the info sheet has this line " My phone number is 07950 017089, John Cousins. Call me at any time" I would much rather this than for guests to have their holiday compromised. Unfortunately this guest did not contact me for some reason. 1. I have reviewed the description which does not mention a washer drier. 2. The duvet and cover are both super king size. It's possible the duvet was put in the wrong way. Could have been sorted in minutes, just let me know. 3. Guests normally dry their towels on one of the two outside rotary washing lines provided. None of the towel rails work independently of the central heating. This is fairly common in UK homes. Perhaps something to consider when replacing the heating system next. 4. The tap in the kitchen has a very good hot and cold flow. The cold direct from the mains, the hot from a powerful Vaillant combi boiler. The pressure is 2.6 bar and works just fine. 5. A washing basket will be provided in future. Perhaps the towels could be carried in it. That would nicely take care of item 3 above. 6. The grill is working. Guests in at the moment use it daily with no problems. I am here to help if there is a problem. 7. The oven instructions are provided. The microwave you just turn on. Every thing else is fairly standard. The info sheet provided by email prior to arrival and a hard copy left on the kitchen table. It's fairly comprehensive so you should not have a problem operating anything. If you do, call me anytime. 8. The immediate outside area is lawn with a table and chairs. It was closely mowed and hot weather has made the vegetation look a bit tired. The "dead" bbq's are fully functional. The gas bbq nearest the house is for the use of guests and works fine. The small tandoori oven by the shed and outside of the guest area is for my use. 9. An overflow was installed for a water softener. I did forget to clear up the very small pieces of brick from the step. It is unlikely the overflow will effect anyone going through the door. You have to be very unlucky for this to happen. The worst case scenario would be a small dribble of cold water which you would clearly see through the glass door before you walked outside. Very hard not to sound like Basil Fawlty answering this but I think I managed. John