That 70's Hive - Retro Retreat w/ Beaches, Pool + Tennis

Summary:
A quintessential 1970s house, characterized by bold patterns, earthy color schemes, and avocado green appliances. Geometric wallpaper and low-slung furniture dominate the living spaces. Disco-era charm extends to vibrant bedrooms; backyard boasts a lighted firepit area. This nostalgic retreat immerses guests in the groovy aesthetics of the 70s, providing a retro-cool escape. 4 beaches, a pool, and tennis. Close to Westmoreland State Pk, Colonial Beach, art galleries, great restaurants, and more.

The Space:
Welcome to That 70's House; your groovy getaway that promises a psychedelic journey back in time! Nestled amidst nature, this far-out dwelling offers a nostalgic escape with a modern twist.

Step into the pad and be transported to the funky era of bell bottoms, lava lamps, and disco beats. The open-concept living space features period furniture, vibrant wallpaper, and an original avocado stove, complete with comfortable inside and outside seating that beckons you to kick back and relive the glory days of the '70s.

The kitchen is a culinary time machine, decked out with retro appliances and laminate countertops. Whip up some fondue or a classic TV dinner, and groove to the tunes playing on the vintage record player. The adjacent dining area boasts a circular table, encouraging lively conversations and laughter over a spread of far-out cuisine.

The two bedrooms are a blast from the past, each uniquely decorated with fun accent wall paper and 70s furniture. Enjoy a peaceful night's sleep in your choice of room – one adorned with a blue and yellow theme, the other with a more feminine vibe. Both rooms feature cozy beds, ensuring a restful slumber after a day of nostalgic adventures.

Take the party outside onto the expansive screens in porch with lounge area and separate dining area, and be sure to have as swing in the hanging chair.. Relax under the stars while sipping on a cocktail around the lighted firepit reminiscing about the good ol' days. This area offers panoramic views of the surrounding natural landscape, providing a serene backdrop to your retro retreat.

Whether you're a flower child looking to reconnect with the past or a modern adventurer seeking a unique escape, this 1970s-themed round house is the perfect blend of nostalgia and contemporary comfort. So, grab your wide-brimmed hat, dust off those platform shoes, and get ready for a psychedelic journey back in time! Peace, love, and good vibes await you at this groovy vacation rental. Book it now!

Guest Access:
Guests have access to all the groovy vibes.

The Neighborhood:
LOCATION: That 70's House in Montross, VA, is easy driving distance from Washington, DC (90 mi.), Richmond (67 mi.), Williamsburg (85), Baltimore (121 mi.), BWI Airport (113 mi.), and a bit further from Philadelphia (225 mi.), and NYC (304 mi.). It is located in a lovely community on the Potomac River with four beaches, tennis and pickleball courts, a pool, and a very laidback vibe. Nearby playground too! Safe and quiet. The coastal area is called The Northern Neck, and is dotted with cool small towns and full of lovely people and fresh seafood, in particular oysters. It is an oasis from busy city life.

The beaches are dog friendly! The closest one is Glebe Harbor Beach at the end of N Glebe Road and is a pleasant 30 minute walk (or 4 minute drive). The next closest beach is Cabin Point Beach at the end of Royal Way and is about 3 miles away. Beaver Pond Beach is at the end of Huntsman Way, and is also about three miles, and finally Crystal Lane Beach via Crystal Lane is also about three miles. All roads are easy to find on the map and there is information about the community amenities in the home.

Pool Hours of Operation:

Saturday and Holidays -10am – 8pm

Monday through Thursday – 12 noon – 7pm

Friday – 12 noon – 8pm

Sunday – 10am – 7pm

Montross itself had a rebirth around 2015, and is now a vibrant arts community with galleries, shops, and friendly folk. Be sure to stop and snap some Polaroids in front of the wooden LOVE sign. There's another LOVE sign further down with a nautical theme. Keep your eyes peeled for beautiful murals throughout town.

Be sure to get your history on and visit the Courthouse, the Westmoreland museum and all the historic sites in town. There are also several festivals yearly and, occasionally, a big flea market behind the Courthouse.

The next closest town is Colonial Beach, about 20 miles north (great stopping place if coming from that direction)and it's very fun to explore there. It's a quintessential small beach town with lots of personality. The Tiki Bar on the River is not to be missed, and there are many shops, cafes, and restaurants to explore. There is even a floating Tiki Bar on the River! Great restaurants and fun vibe. The Thai place rivals big city restaurants.

Further south in the Northern Neck are the quintessential coastal towns bounded by the Potomac and the Rappahannock, great stopping places if coming from Richmond and points south, and close enough for a day trip. The quaint coastal town of Irvington described by Southern Living Magazine as the swankiest coastal town in Virginia. Great shopping and restaurants. Small town friendly vibes.

We also recommend exploring the larger town of Kilmarnock, and also White Stone, which boasts a restaurant owned and operated by a local guy who trained at the Inn at Little Washington. It's called Adrift and it's a must.

Getting Around:
You need a car. Preferably a vintage VW Bug, but anything will four wheels and a motor will do. Bring bikes though, for cruising the community and pedaling over to one of the beaches or the tennis and pickle ball courts! (Shhh, we didn't have pickleball back then, but dude, it's so rad you should def try it).

Other Things to Note:
We offer drip coffee and decaf options, and there's a Keurig available for your convenience. Please remember to bring your own Keurig capsules for use during your stay.

Interaction with Guests:
We are here for you! Just give us a shout over messaging, or by phone if urgent.