Large, ocean-front, luxury 3 bedroom condo!

Isn't it about time you splurged for the best? This massive 3 bedroom, 3 bathroom 2nd floor condo has over 2200+ s.f. of living space with a front deck large enough to throw a football. We've screened it in so the bugs won't get you and you don't fall. Everything in here is high end; all built for comfort and elegance. This is a guarded community so no shenanigans, just peace and quiet and extra long naps. Did I mention Sand Dollar has its own beach here? Yes we do, and steps right down to the water for when you want to dive or snorkel our private reef. Need a dive shop to switch out tanks etc? Got it! Need a dock? Got that too. Need a restaurant and bar on-sight with a swimming pool? Of course you do!! Why you would want a swimming pool though is beyond me; the ocean is right there and since it's between Klein Bonaire and Bonaire, there are almost no waves... Awesome. Still, it looks good in the photos. Tennis courts? You already know the answer; just don't come ask me to play cause I'm horrible at tennis. Looking for an edible fruit bearing tree? We have some of those too, but I must admit, fruit tastes like crap. I advise against it, but we already know what you're going to do when you see it. (same thing I did).
Anyways, what are you waiting for? Yes, we're usually booked solid, but if you found an open spot, take it and laugh at the others who missed out.
Logistics:
3 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms
Washer and dryer in unit
Completely furnished full size kitchen
A/C units in all bedrooms and living room (rarity here on the island)
TV in each room and solid Wifi throughout
Dining room inside plus a dining room outside
Outside shower to rinse off when diving and snorkeling
2 tennis courts
Onsite pool and restaurant
Ceiling fans everywhere