Charming Santa Ynez farmhouse

Charming Santa Ynez farmhouse. The farmhouse is situated on 4 acres and shared with dog, cats, goats, geese, ducks, tortoise, horses and chickens! We are on the property as well and in our own space. We can have as much or as little interaction as you would like.

The farmhouse is for two adults only, sorry no children.
You have approximately 750sf. with 2 separate sleeping areas to choose from. One is in the bedroom with a king size bed and the other is located in the living room. It is a cubby that has a queen size mattress in it. It is very cozy!
Kitchen amenities include, stove/oven, fridge, sink, coffee maker, toaster, microwave, blender and all the service ware you need! A Samsung 42" flat screen tv with Directv premium channels is provided for your viewing. A full bath with a shower and tub awaits you. There is also a workspace if you need to do some work while here. The place is airy and bright with lots of windows and doors to let in the natural light.
French doors open to a lovely private brick outdoor patio with BBQ, table & chairs and two lounge chairs. The patio/backyard faces a vegetable garden and is very private . During the day we have free roaming animals that you may encounter. We let the hens out about 7 or 8:00 am as they have an automatic door and they go to bed at dusk. The hens can make noise when laying an egg. We let the roosters out of the coop around 8:00am and they free range as well. The coop is out in a field away from the farmhouse by our barn and the roosters have a little sound proofing around where they sleep. But this is the country and you may hear ours and other neighbors roosters crowing or other animals. We also have pygmy goats, a dog 35 pounds, tortoise, geese, turkeys and horses along with ourselves on the property. This is a farm with animals that can make noises. There is an and pm feedings, it's a farm if animals are not your thing than we are not for you...
The farmhouse is for the paid guests only that book, no other sleep overs or other guests brought for entertaining etc. Booked/paid guests only. Sorry NO children or pets TWO GUESTS ONLY

We are located 2.5 miles from Los Olivos and downtown Santa Ynez. Santa Barbara is about 30 miles and Lake Cachuma is 13. The Danish town of Solvang is about 4 miles away. We are very close to some great winerys, Roblar, Beckman, & Bridlewood to name a few.

We do have wifi but it is Starlink. It is through a satellite dish which is the only option offered. This is nothing we can change as there are no other options offered in our location.

When weather and time permits bath and bed linens are dried on a clothes line.

Check in is 3pm and check out is 11am.

We do not do one night stays, sorry.

Parking is on our property in front of our garage for two cars. If you bring two cars please park one behind the other.

During rainy winter months outdoor furnishings may be covered or put away for the season.

This entire Area is in the PGE (power Co) jurisdiction and the have advised when deemed fit they can cut the electricity. This inconvenience is out of of our control. It has never happened as of yet but here is a heads up incase it does there is nothing we can do about it. We are on a shared well, things can happen and the well guy tries to remedy issues quickly. It is called country life nothing we can do about it. This is life in a rural area, if you can not go with the flow of it then it’s best you find a hotel in town.

Any questions please do not hesitate to ask.
Thanks!

Guest Access

Guests will have access to the private farmhouse and patio. Parking is shared. Guests are free to feed the chickens and pet the goats and dogs if they choose.

Interaction with Guests

We can have as little or as much interaction as our guests would like.

The Neighborhood

We are located at the end of a gravel country lane. We have working ranches and wineries around us that have horses, dogs, chickens, tractors, dust etc. This is the country!! We are a stones throw away from Los Olivos and downtown Santa Ynez. We are also located close to some great wineries, Roblar, Beckman, & Vincent just to name a few.

Getting around

The best way to get around is to drive. You can hire designated drivers if you are going to be drinking or wine tour companies. There are also bicycle rentals if you are feeling ambitious.

Other Things to Note

We put fresh organic eggs, oatmeal, coffee, and tea in the cottage for your breakfast. We usually only have half and have on hand and are happy to share with you, please let us know 24 hrs in advance. The water is well water and is drinkable.

House Rules
This is a no smoking property due to fire hazards in a drought area.

The property is for paid booked guests only, no visitors, No Children, no add ons, no sleepovers, TWO GUESTS ONLY and paid guests only on property for insurance reasons no visitors.
This is a quiet area so if you come in late please be respectful of noise, especially between the quiet hours of 10p-8am. It is much appreciated.
Check in is 3pm and check out is 11am. 2 night minimum
We are in PGE jurisdiction and they have advised us when they deem fit they can cut our power/water off. No refunds/compensation for this as it is out of our hands..

Santa Barbara County CHARGES a 14% Occupancy tax that VRBO collectS. We are a certified operator through the county and are required by law to collect the occupancy tax that they charge.

5mph down our country lane. It is a gravel/dirt road and the neighbors do not like to get dusted so please go the required speed limit.

Please help us conserve resources and turn lights out when not home

I should not have to say this but due to a few folks not being respectful and taking care of our place I have to...
This is our home, not motel 6, please be respectful of it and take care of it and keep it tidy. Your cleaning fee is for the bedding, linens and sanitizing the bathroom, the basics. You need to wash your own dishes and keep the place neat. I know for 99% of the people it is common sense and I appreciate that. This is just for those few who need it spelled out for them..

Bookings canceled at least 60 days before the start of the stay will receive a 100% refund.
Bookings canceled at least 30 days before the start of the stay will receive a 50% refund.
Bookings canceled 30 days or less before the start of the stay are non refundable. Booking fees are at the discrepancy of VRBO

The Homeowners are not responsible for any accidents, injuries or illness that occurs while on the premises or its facilities regardless of the nature. The Homeowners are not responsible for the loss of personal belongings or valuables of the guest. By accepting this reservation, it is agreed that all guests are expressly assuming the risk of any harm arising from their use of the premises or others whom they invite to use the premise and agree to abide by the House Rules.

By accepting our house rules and cancellation policy you are accepting that as our rental agreement.